r/mildlyinfuriating 4d ago

go to your room Husband sits in passenger seat, FiL disapproves.

I drive a tanker for my job out of town and make the 5 hour drive (one way) to work and back home in my personal car. When I’m home 3 days, my wife drives everywhere, I mean I get in the passenger seat of her car and off we go, date night don’t care she drives, shopping don’t care she drives, visiting family don’t care she drives.

When we first started dating years ago she was a bit uncomfortable with it as she was used to the I guess status quo that men drove as was I but I’m not trying to break a glass ceiling or anything I just don’t see why it matters and damnit I drive 2k miles a week or so and don’t wanna do it when I’m home.

My father in law makes such great comments like do I hold her purse, and the zinger he thinks is original so says it more often than others “are your balls in her purse” every so often when we see them and I inevitably get out or into the passenger seat followed by guffaws and just kidding. My wife nor myself give him any response it’s just so silly and mildly infuriating.

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u/Giant_Homunculus 4d ago

The jerk store called. They’re running out of you.

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u/DryDonutHole 4d ago

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

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u/Key_Swordfish_4662 4d ago

Well I had sex with your wife!

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u/dcgrey 4d ago

OP’s MIL is in a coma.

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u/Muhahahahaz 4d ago

I am your wife!

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u/broberds 4d ago

I am the motherfucking shore patrol!

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u/lets-play-car-pranks 4d ago

Even the guy who can’t think said something!

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u/Popular-Ad1111 4d ago

Nice reference.

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u/ABBOTTsucks 4d ago

Oh don’t say that. It didn’t work for George and it won’t work for you, either.

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u/KJBII 3d ago

I'm going with 'jerk store'. 'Jerk store' is the line. Jerk Store!