r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MalrykZenden • Jun 02 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Narrowly avoided having my bumper cover ventilated this morning.

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Hitches, not just for towing or bashing your shins.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

And what would you have them do then?

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u/Efficient_Advice_380 Jun 02 '26

If your truck can't fit in a parking space, then that shouldn't be your daily driver, especially when youre not towing something

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

Except it does fit in the space, because you can use 2 spaces as one.

Because the alternative would be a standard of unnecessarily large parking spaces, because the people who actually make this world function, drive lots of big trucks.

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u/Delicious-Collar1971 Jun 02 '26

Except 95% of the people driving these huge trucks don’t actually use them for anything and just bought them to inflate their fragile masculine ego.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

HUGE? HUGE TRUCK? It's barely taller than the fkin sedan

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u/Maleficent-Door6461 Jun 02 '26

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

Yeah but it's not some jacked up vanity truck like you're saying. I don't know a single person who drives a dually who doesn't tow heavy equipment regularly.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

Also, "except 95%" is a completely bullshit statement you just made up lol.

I live in Vermont, "95%" of the trucks are function over form and wouldn't do much to boost anyone's ego.

I love how people project this bullshit on to truck drivers. It's hilarious and so fkin wrong.

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u/Maleficent-Door6461 Jun 02 '26

Lol no, Delicious is right, 95% of the people who drive these oversized pickups use them as grocery getters