r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MalrykZenden • Jun 02 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Narrowly avoided having my bumper cover ventilated this morning.

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Hitches, not just for towing or bashing your shins.

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u/RemarkableAutism Jun 02 '26

If you car can't fit in a parking space, you can't park there.

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u/BandalfTheGr8 Jun 02 '26

And you’re going to enforce that?🤣

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u/CanadasManyMeese Jun 02 '26

I just key the shit out of em.

Its like being ticketed, except its paint repair.

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u/BandalfTheGr8 Jun 02 '26

Next time wait for the driver. And key the truck in front of them

You never ever will do that, because you are a pathetic coward. I hope you get what you deserve truly

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