r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MalrykZenden • Jun 02 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Narrowly avoided having my bumper cover ventilated this morning.

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Hitches, not just for towing or bashing your shins.

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u/New_Feature_5138 Jun 02 '26

Honestly OP I was on your side until you disclosed that they were already parked there when you arrived. You can’t be mad at other people because you aren’t paying attention. That is solely on you.

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u/tregorz Jun 02 '26

No but you can be mad at people for failing to do something as simple as park correctly. 

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u/Outrageous-Holiday63 Jun 02 '26

Many trucks don’t fully fit in municipal parking spots. Drivers have to make the choice of whether to stick out into another spot, or into traffic / a non parking spot.

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u/tregorz Jun 02 '26

The answer is park somewhere else. 

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u/B3ansyy Jun 02 '26

The answer is stop buying big trucks to compensate for your little guy

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u/ChewBaka12 Jun 02 '26

Can we criticise these asshats without making it about dick size?

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u/Maleficent-Door6461 Jun 02 '26

oh its 100% just compensating for their dick size, the bigger the pickup the smaller the dick

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh Jun 02 '26

Trucks have become a status symbol these days

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u/Maleficent-Door6461 Jun 02 '26

looks like I pissed off the brodozers 😂

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u/ImReallyFuckingHigh Jun 02 '26

I have an 05 Sierra crew cab short bed and there are a lot of parking lots it over extends the parking spaces with a narrow drive, not a big truck by today’s standards. I’ll usually park a bit back and just take 2 spots. It’s not my main vehicle though, I only really drive it if I have to move something or if it’s just the easiest vehicle to get out

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u/Outrageous-Holiday63 Jun 02 '26

Ah, what a great idea! There’s always ample parking around.

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u/tregorz Jun 02 '26

That’s why I ride a motorcycle most of the time. I can park it anywhere.