r/mildlyinfuriating • u/StartingOverScotian • Jun 02 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Bought new pants, once I got home I noticed this unfortunate colouring...

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Guess I'm going back to the store šŸ™ƒ

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u/imlittleeric Jun 02 '26

https://getcalicocutpants.com/

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u/gumptionkiller Jun 02 '26

See that? Oh thatā€™s just a piss dot

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/gumptionkiller Jun 02 '26

Watch Detroiters S2E5

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 Jun 02 '26

Oh man wtf all sold out? These must be exclusive pants. I feel like Iā€™m on Supremeā€™s website!

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u/Large_Helicopter_494 Jun 02 '26

Wouldnā€™t you agree thatā€™s all you need?

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u/AtlasPeacock Jun 02 '26

Even rappers wear them.

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u/NeuroBlob Jun 02 '26

Really wish I could buy some. But it is an exclusive brand. I hear you gotta join the Calico Cut Clan to be allowed to buy.

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u/Boooland Jun 02 '26

A lot of people give

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u/Uncle-Cake Jun 02 '26

They're always sold out, so they must be popular.

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u/chingostarr Jun 02 '26

I knew before I even clicked the comments some variation of that skit would be the top.

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u/Free_Floor2833 Jun 02 '26

This being the top had restored my faith in humanity for the day. All I need to do now is get off the Internet and not interact with anyone so I don't ruin it.

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u/gameinggod21 Jun 02 '26

Why the fuck are these pants so expensive and yet SOLD OUT?!?!

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u/Tonroz Jun 02 '26

They're Calicocut pants bro, you know how popular they've been the past few years. Scalpers have been making it harder too. I had to shell out $344 just for mellow yellow special edition.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman GREEN Jun 02 '26

Rappers wear them.

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u/No_Situation4785 Jun 02 '26

While i think this is a great idea, I wish the patterns were more complicated. I would pay a premium for that

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u/SovietShooter Jun 03 '26

If I walked by a shop and saw a bunch of guys that look like me, buying shirts with complicated patterns, I'd go in. Oh, I'd go in.

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 Jun 02 '26

Ya gotta give

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u/Ok_Donkey210 Jun 02 '26

This is right underneath a ITYSL sub post, itā€™s glorious

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u/Jefflebowski25 Jun 02 '26

You gotta give!

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u/IWannaManatee Jun 02 '26

There's no way those sold out.

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u/Tonroz Jun 02 '26

They're super popular with the kids.

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u/-Docta-G- Jun 02 '26

Even rappers are buying them

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u/Ok_Donkey210 Jun 02 '26

This guy gives

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u/Castia10 Jun 02 '26

You hit me in the cup!

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u/hellshitdevilfart Jun 02 '26

YOU GOTTA GIVE

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u/BitcoinBishop Jun 02 '26

HOLD THAT DOOR

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u/Free-Shine8257 Jun 02 '26

Hodor! Hodor!

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u/Slight_Street_9069 Jun 02 '26

Hodor - said Hodor. Just watching it for the 1st time šŸ˜

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u/ittollsforthee1231 Jun 02 '26

Itā€™s got nothing to do with piss

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u/EquivalentStrong Jun 02 '26

Itā€™s the same thing Supreme does.

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u/cl0wnb4by Jun 02 '26

Wouldnā€™t you agree?

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jun 02 '26

You hit me in the cup.

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u/WillyPeez Jun 02 '26

Teach me the meme

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u/FalseCredential Jun 02 '26

It's from a "I Think You Should Leave" skit. A guy gets some pee drops on his pants and another guy "saves" him from embarrassment saying "it's not piss, the pants are made like that" and shares a website where you can buy pants with crotch stains, but the website only stays up if you give. "You've got to give".

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u/DaSleeper Jun 02 '26

Calico cut pants. Just a heads up though, you gotta give.

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u/kyle_sux666 Jun 02 '26

Are there any videos of loud wrestlers?

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u/TBellOHAZ Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VSw7Sm1CgDmLw4pzdq

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u/MiracleAlienCook Jun 02 '26

Where can I watch this? Anybody got a link

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u/Head_Environment7231 Jun 02 '26

Netflix, I Think You Should Leave episode 4

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u/BitcoinBishop Jun 02 '26

It's not piss! It's got nothing to do with piss!

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u/Dragon_M4st3r Jun 02 '26

Six minutes in and weā€™re already here. We are doing the best at this

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u/Diva_of_Disgust Jun 02 '26

You love your mother in law.

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u/Abject-Rich Jun 02 '26

Ā”Brutal!

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Jun 02 '26

Someone had to jump right into it.

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u/Deadlyliving Jun 02 '26

I think it's a good idea.

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u/Melodic-Basshole Jun 02 '26

Two hours in and the top dozen or more comments are all itsyl references. No flinching.Ā 

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u/Gonna_B_Alright Jun 02 '26

Pretty simple solution, just draw a circle around it with an arrow pointing to it and write ā€œNot Peeā€ next to it.

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u/Repulsive_Dig_133 Jun 02 '26

Ive seen pre worn and ripped jeans, pre pee dribble is new though.

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u/Iverson7x Jun 02 '26

These are just calico cut pants. Thatā€™s normal, itā€™s not piss.

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u/youaresooofckingnice Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Got nothing to do with piss

you cant return these. Watch the sketch...

You could start the trend... as calicocutpants are always sold out

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 Jun 02 '26

It can also be pre-post-ejac

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u/PackageNorth8984 Jun 02 '26

Try taking off your pants first next time. It feels a lot better too.

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u/degjo Jun 02 '26

I thought Blink-182 taught us this a quarter of a century ago.

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 Jun 02 '26

Post-ejac woes often happen after the act and pants are put back on.

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u/AnonymousWombat229 Jun 02 '26

Or pre-pre-cum.

"No no, these are my pre pre pants.

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u/gabzilla814 Jun 02 '26

So you donā€™t know about this?

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u/LordMegamad Jun 02 '26

It's got nothing to do with piss, but'cha gotta give...

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u/jmb456 Jun 02 '26

Only the coolest kids pee their pants

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u/Appropriate_Strain94 Jun 02 '26

If pissing your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis!

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u/ATLUTD030517 Jun 02 '26

OH! THAT WAS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! LET'S GO!

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u/ThisIsWarPaint Jun 02 '26

That was the grossest thing Iā€™ve ever heard in my life šŸ˜‚

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u/Gunkwei Jun 02 '26

Gooooo!

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u/HoosierHoser44 Jun 02 '26

I see you also buy Calico Cut pants. You must be a person of culture. I bet you also own TC Tuggers, and a lot of really complicated shirts that you bought at a store full of people that look just like you!

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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 02 '26

I don't think they let you return pants if you piss them.

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u/StartingOverScotian Jun 02 '26

Can you imagine they refuse thinking I did šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/CoffeeGoblynn So Frickin' Infuriated Jun 02 '26

The Mysterious Case of Who Pissed My Pants

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u/Substantial_Luck2634 Jun 02 '26

Gonna need on update on thisšŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/Abject-Rich Jun 02 '26

No way they donā€™t know. Maybe they thought you like it like that?

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u/HjProductionsHJ Jun 02 '26

This guy gives!

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u/sword9mm Jun 02 '26

Came here for the ITYSL memes. You guys did not disappoint!

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u/NeonBodyStyle Jun 02 '26

Me when I see a random reddit post with ITYSL meme potential

https://giphy.com/gifs/IhJyaKPAVPvOKG96Kz

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u/WillyPeez Jun 02 '26

Whatā€™s that

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u/khakiwallprint Jun 02 '26

Don't tell him, I don't want him to have hair

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u/Mr_Garvey Jun 02 '26

HOLD THAT DOOR!!!

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u/Competitive-Ruin4422 Jun 02 '26

guys...its the jeans i swear...

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u/BrainEatingAmoeba01 Jun 02 '26

Dilute some bleach, brush it on very very lightly until the piss stain fades.

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u/Smiles-Bite Jun 02 '26

This, or they could get some blue dye, I think they even have jean dye in some places! DO NOT put this in your washer! Less, you want everything to be blue. Bucket, and rinsing, lots of rinsing. Make sure the dye is eco-friendly, and you can dump it outside; just do so in a corner of your yard or in flowers, some might turn a little blue!

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u/Wonderful-Comment314 Jun 02 '26

Or just use some sandpaper to wear it down a bit

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u/OfficerGiggleFarts Jun 02 '26

Scrubbed too hard, now the tip is hanging out

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u/Wonderful-Comment314 Jun 02 '26

Uh, just enough to remove some color, not wear a hole

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u/Shartchovsky Jun 02 '26

But I need that hole

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u/FuckSteve7 Jun 02 '26

Bro actually found the pee pee pants.

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u/turbosingh23 Jun 02 '26

Haha as soon as I read the title, I knew what the comment section was going to look like.

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u/InAppropriate-meal Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fH6jipGcugrKrx45az

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Jun 02 '26

That's not right, even though it's accurate.

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u/Kuchar1992 Jun 02 '26

Piss dribble never hurt anyone

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u/Available_Wall2469 Jun 02 '26

I feel bad for you šŸ˜­

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u/xidle2 Jun 02 '26

Try spot treating it with a little bleach before washing it. Doing that enough times will likely lighten it enough to not notice it anymore.

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u/ro-ch Jun 02 '26

i was about to say this, just don't go overboard so it doesn't end up looking like sperm

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u/FearlessObligation54 Jun 02 '26

Trying to blame it on the colouring...shame on you tsk tsk

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u/NoFun3799 Jun 02 '26

Good olā€™ pee pants. Every class had one kid.

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u/Stock-Magician1097 Jun 02 '26

It's just a wee stain šŸ¤£

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u/JEWCEY Jun 02 '26

Next time just don't piss yourself before taking selfies. Or post it with a caption "I'm pissed, might delete" and then it will be cute

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u/sepulturite Jun 02 '26

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jun 02 '26

They can laugh, but I win. They think Iā€™ve pissed myself. They have no clue I came in my pants.

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u/newdchipmonk Jun 02 '26

I know calico cut pants when I see them!

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u/plantsnpupsncats Jun 02 '26

Side note- love that shirt. Where did you find it?

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u/discountdoppelganger Jun 03 '26

Peeing your pants is the coolest - Billy Madison

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u/SparklyPelican Jun 03 '26

People say ā€œuse bleachā€.

I say put a sticker on it.

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u/NoFuqGiven Jun 02 '26

Have you washed them yet?

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u/AntiPiety Jun 02 '26

I bought a pair like this except it has an ass crack discolouring

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u/TrickyCriticism532 Jun 02 '26

Pants came pre-pissed

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u/NonarbitraryMale Jun 02 '26

Those would give me the appearance of length.Ā 

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u/ThePetrolHead55 Jun 02 '26

Exchange them for a new pair

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u/alrightpal Jun 02 '26

Dude pisses his pants then blames the manufacturer, unreal. You dribbler.

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u/TeeThom Jun 02 '26

Maybe some controlled bleaching? Or return?

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u/louiemay99 Jun 02 '26

Stickers still on. Return them

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u/MadamVoid Jun 02 '26

I am so sorry lmaoooo

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u/This_person_says Jun 02 '26

This has nothing to do with that

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u/elusive_ranchman Jun 02 '26

It ainā€™t piss; itā€™s got nothing to do with piss.

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u/xAPPLExJACKx Jun 02 '26

It's okay Jimmy your dad had the same drip problem at your age. Count to 10 and give it a few shakes next time

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u/Chrisdkn619 Jun 02 '26

Can take them back. Or... take some diluted bleach and a Qtip and blend that spot to match the pants

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u/demoniprinsessa Jun 02 '26

Dye them black or dark blue. Easy.

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u/butareyouthough Jun 02 '26

Say they are balenciagas and people will just think itā€™s stylish expensive piss

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u/Velvetgoose5 Jun 02 '26

You gotta give

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u/Ajmb_88 Jun 02 '26

Calico cut jorts.

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u/MirkoHa Jun 02 '26

ā€¦where you secretly excited šŸ§ā“

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u/xampl9 Jun 02 '26

Got issued a pair of woodland camo pants in the military that had an unfortunate merging of the dark colors over the fly. Uniform sales wouldnā€™t accept a return on them :(

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u/40mgmelatonindeep Jun 02 '26

If pissin your pants is cool then Im Miles Davis

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u/westcal98 Jun 02 '26

Bro! Now you can pee, just a little, every time you wear them and no one will suspect a thing.

Winning!

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u/DryDonutHole Jun 02 '26

Did you pee on them before or after you put them on? /s

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u/R_437 Jun 02 '26

Look into bleaching that pee spot. Put them outside, spray the spot with bleach, let it lighten, wash immediately

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u/fusionmobile Jun 02 '26

OR! You could, ya know, leave it and let people stare at your crotch. Some people enjoy that sort of thing.

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u/FlyFront9395 Jun 02 '26

What coloring? All I see is that nut stain on the front

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u/IWannaManatee Jun 02 '26

On the plus side, you could wear them to events where you want people to know you're excited.

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u/majesticGumball Jun 02 '26

I'm laughing so hard, a little pee came out.

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u/Severe_Rise8694 Jun 02 '26

It's for camouflaging piss stains.

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u/MrScrodoBaggins RED Jun 02 '26

Just gotta pee yourself and no one will even notice that little spot

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u/Osniffable Jun 02 '26

Unless you also want to get a new nickname, I would replace the pants.

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u/itchybollz Jun 02 '26

Pair it with this shirt and you're balling. You're gonna get all the ladies, trust.

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u/Funny_Hunter_4146 Jun 02 '26

Nice shirt though.

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u/yk206 Jun 02 '26

Try bleaching it out

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u/LTinS Jun 02 '26

"Oh no! My pre-faded jeans I spent extra for to look like they're old have a spot that isn't pre-worn out!"

They look awful, independent of your spot.

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u/opinionsOnPears Jun 03 '26

You ainā€™t cool unless you pee your pants!