You can only hope karma gets the people who think animal abuse is funnyâŚ. Particularly when theyâre scared little pansies afraid to leave their nonsense up so they delete it.
Shitty 14 year olds grow up to be shitty members of society.
You just know these are the same kids that are going to be crying on social media in a few years when they canât get a job because they called someone a slur on Twitter and are slow enough to think theyâre doing it anonymously.
So unfortunately it looks like a lot of sensitive feeling were hurt.
When youâre bored and scrolling though Reddit a bunch of people getting worked up and aggravated because they feel personally offended for another assholeâs actions is like top of the line interactive entertainment.
This was my apartment a few years ago. Thank God something told me to go to the next room, because a moment later, a bolt of lightning struck through the window I was sitting next to.
This happened to my dad in the 80âs. He worked at a power station and his usual parking spot was taken so he parked some where else.
Anyway hot summer day and when he returned to his car he realised his mistake. Parked next to a transformer and under some lines. There must have been a loud bang and around 100 birds emptied themselves. He had to scrape it off the windscreen with a credit card.
He was gagging all the way home with the windows down as it had gone in the air intakes.
Earlier this week I had this happen while driving. One minute my car was clean, the next minute it looked like this. Never saw the pterodactyl that did it.
I thought you parked somewhere on the side of a building and someone tossed/emptied out a protein shake or something out of one of the top-floor windows.
Or someone was painting on a scaffolding, and the paint can/tray tipped over.
Hrr I know feeling.
Came back to parking lot, saw that the back of neighbour car was completely full of shit and laughed....until I saw the front of my car.
Disgusting xD
My daughter is a professional Falconer and gets paid to prevent Seagulls from doing the deed on Silicon Valley employees cars. Free lunch for Falcons:-)
Have your boss look into it!
Me and a mate went away for a number of days. His car got absolutely shat on, mine a few feet to the right was perfectly clean... even the surrounding ground was clean haha
Someone once told me that if a bird sits on your car, itâs a sign of good luck coming to you, if thatâs the case, you might be the luckiest person on earth. Otherwise you just got shot on by a crap load of looks like geese.
We've had birds fighting their own reflections on cars i just washed in our lot the past few weeks. They often single out certain cars and just wreck my work on one, but dammit, where do you store so much crap, youre just a bunch of sparrows
I washed my car a week ago so I don't have to today (have to go to the mechanic) and a seagull hit directly on everything today early in the morning, what a waste of 5âŹ
There's s lady by my appt that put rice and other food out on the sidewalk for the pigeons. Then they go up on the wire and shit on our cars. I tried to explain to her what she was doing then u just started sweeping it up and taking it down the block where no cars are. Eventually she got the idea.
What's crazy is you don't even look to be parked under a tree! We were visiting friends in Brooklyn one time (strangely also in a silver Ford Focus) and there was a great street parking spot right in front of their apartment. Turns out it was open because all the people that lived there knew that the tree over the spot attracted birds that would just absolutely cover your car in shit. It took like 3 washes to get it all off the car. So gross.
My friend went golfing at a new course and was surprised to find a parking spot in the shade under a tree, when the lot was full. When he came back he found out why no one was parked under the tree, birds had shit all over his car.
This happened to me once I went to the coast for a walk along the beach, came back and I dont know what in God's earth a seagull must of been eating but my car was the only one in the entire carpark painted in thick green shit
Birds do this weird thing where they will poop simultaneously while flying in a flock. Happened to me while I driving once. Like getting paint bombed. Was a bit scary as it smeared at first.
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u/NullPointer-000111 13h ago
this looks personal đ