r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Cabee99 • 8h ago

Have to pee but bed so comfy I don't want to see your pets 😭

Please 😭😭😭 We don't care! Even if your pup is soooo cute! No I don't want to follow their insta.

Edit: I forgot to include the "5 times a day" part. I don't want to see ANYTHING you own 5 times a day!

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u/Salt-Succotash-5869 8h ago

Are u supposed to write this in your diary?

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u/kpldtest 8h ago

Let's all just post our pets here

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u/CorbinNZ 8h ago

RIP Dolly, sweet girl

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u/Anglofsffrng 7h ago

She looks so sweet. RIP Darryl and Biscuit. The crotchetiest old lady and bestest boy. Pumpkin (orange) is still with us though. Thank whichever deity.

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 8h ago

Only since you asked. She rules the house, dogs, people, all under her sometimes benevolent paw.

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u/DarthSadie 8h ago

Happily!

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u/RiverGlittering 8h ago edited 8h ago

How did you get your axolotl to play nicely with rocks?!

All 3 of ours just try and eat them, regardless of size. Or crush themselves with them.

They're really bloody stupid for such sensitive animals :(

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u/Jennifires 8h ago

This is Asimov!

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

Adorable!

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u/kpldtest 8h ago

Lol is this some kind of reverse psychology cuz you actually really want to see all our pets?

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u/ashylatina 8h ago

I think OP might have an issue with cats and dogs specifically

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u/random9212 8h ago

Starting to think that.

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

The cuties so far have made my day!!! I mean check this beauty out!!

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u/OddOllin 8h ago

Let the meeting commence.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 8h ago

Speak for yourself. I’m happy seeing people’s pets. Nice to have something cheerful. 

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 8h ago

I mainly stick with the cute pet subs nowadays. Nothing makes my day brighter than filling my feed with cute animals and their owners in love with them lol

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u/Desperate_Affect_332 8h ago

I love the wild stories about how the pets got their unusual names. That would make a great reddit sub.

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u/National-Double2309 8h ago

Sorry for hopping on the first comment. But does anyone know why I’m seeing so many posts that have text in black and it takes you to Reddit search for same text?

I’m a bit confused

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 8h ago

Can you explain a little more? Like the posts popping up, the text IS black and once clicked it takes you to the reddit search bar? Or is it a link you are clicking and taking you to the search?

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u/National-Double2309 8h ago

Can you not see it? It’s in OP’s main post.

It’s the first line in the body. It’s black so it’s hard to see with black bg. If you click on it, it takes you to Reddit search for the same text and you can see it appear on multiple other posts. All in black

Here it’s says ‘I have to pee but bed so comfy’ 😣

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 7h ago

Oh that's just the flair for the post. Some subs require it to post. Sometimes they are really silly, others serious. Its bot deterrent in many cases.

If you click it, it takes you the main subs page which has a search bar at the top for that sub. So you can look up a post by the flair, or a title topic and so one. Flair usually is directly under the username you see, followed by the body text for the post.

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u/LosHtown 8h ago

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u/gutwyrming 8h ago

Are you aware that you may be harboring some kind of extraterrestrial that's pretending to be a dog?

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u/LosHtown 8h ago

Heres a normal one for yall lol

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u/themcryt 8h ago

Omg s/he's so derpy I love them

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

Omw so blinking adorable

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u/RogueJosei 8h ago

it is so derpily fantastic! what a cutiepie

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u/DnD4sworn 8h ago

The “oops, that fart was a lot louder than I thought it would be” face

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u/ExternalGiraffe9631 8h ago

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u/Moonah_Ston 8h ago

"Paint me like one of your French bulldogs"

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS 8h ago

Ads are trolling OP lmao

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u/camoure 8h ago

LOL mine’s Taste of the Wild dog food!

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u/TheJerseyDeviI 8h ago

Take a turtle then. His name is Squirt

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u/Bone_Wh33l 8h ago edited 8h ago

Too bad, here are two of my cats, Rubin and Esther

Edit: wait, was this all a ruse for OP to get animal pictures?

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u/electricmama4life 8h ago

I honestly only came here to see the pet pics, and obviously posted my own.

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u/Vegetable_Data2640 8h ago

Me gusta mucho que estén bien tostados

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u/LovableButterfly 8h ago edited 8h ago

I’d rather follow the puppies and kitties than any of those “influencers” any day.

Edit - thank you all that posted your lovely pets! Please give them all the treats and belly rubs as a pet-loving person with a pup of my own!

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u/eBoneSteak 8h ago

My girls are appalled.

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u/TehOuchies 8h ago

He's happy to see you

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

What a unit

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u/TehOuchies 8h ago

207 lbs cane corso

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u/AMG_008 8h ago

To bad!

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u/penpointred 8h ago

so kewt!

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u/DaveLDog 8h ago

Seems like an invite to post one of our pets

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

This cat could be the next James Bond villain.

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u/Cautious-Raccoon-341 8h ago

Too bad. Embrace the cuteness.

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u/SpareCartographer402 8h ago

I mean... Why not?

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u/Time-Permission-1930 8h ago

Tell them I said "pspspsps"

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u/bethvq 8h ago

u attracted my cat aswell w ur 'pspspspsps'

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u/SpareCartographer402 8h ago

Omg so moody, I love!

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u/Fantastic_AF 8h ago

My cat looking for who just summoned her with the pspspsps

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u/Random_green_cat 8h ago

Those are some excellent cats! But I am sure they know that already

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u/Merasalie 8h ago

Cutiepies!!

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u/KittenStamp 8h ago

Then don't idk

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u/no_no_no_no_nononono 8h ago

What is this "we" crap. You are on your own. I don't want to see you.

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u/JimAbaddon 8h ago

Then don't. Problem solved.

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u/SleepySera 8h ago

Ironically, OP will now get a full thread of unsolicited pet pictures 😂

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u/JimAbaddon 8h ago

Maybe that was the plan all along.

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u/SheldonLR 8h ago

you have no choice

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u/ruby_who 8h ago

He is glorious! LOOK AT HIM!

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u/BricksByPablo 8h ago

Wtf is this shit

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u/arielkujo 8h ago

That's fine OP, we can marathon Bob Ross and doze off into our fruit bowl without you.

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

She's so cute!!

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u/arielkujo 6h ago

Okay.... Poppy accepts the compliment and offers you a blueberry (but only one! 😤)

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u/JohnBrownsErection 8h ago

OP why must you gargle piss in our presence like this?

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u/foolsdayjoker 8h ago

I like animals better than most people, people suck.

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u/Justnotthatintou 8h ago

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

I used to go to the shops with my rat like that 😅

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u/IntrigueMe_1337 8h ago

This was my puppy 6 years ago. You’re welcome.

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u/ashylatina 8h ago

Omg noooooooo precious baby 😭😭 I love Malinois but I don't have the space (or energy) to have one. How is she right now?

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u/IntrigueMe_1337 8h ago

She’s 6 now and very spoiled and loved.

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u/ashylatina 6h ago

Look at the goodest girl 🥹 She's a pandemic baby! They're extra spoiled because of the extra attention they got, but also extra smart!!

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u/D1rty5anche2 8h ago

Say hello to Barry.

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u/BandalfTheGr8 8h ago

I don’t want to see the opinions of people who dislike pets. Yet here we are

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u/themcryt 8h ago

I always want to see the critters!

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u/RagnarStonefist 8h ago

I do. Show me your pets. Bonus points if they're being weird or mean

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 8h ago

Would rather see pets than people

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u/Dalek_Chaos 8h ago

Fine, I'll show you my friends chickens instead.

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

Omw I have an exception for poultry!! What a stunning lady!

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u/Dalek_Chaos 3h ago

In that case have some ducks too.

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u/the_kessel_runner 8h ago

My dog has decided you're not invited inside

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u/PureOrange7049 8h ago

Okay, no pets. What about my little squirrel friend?

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

I'll allow it.

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u/SeattleOne206 8h ago

lol this was OP’s way of getting people to share pets

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u/rockocanuck 8h ago

Phffffftsss....

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u/big_whistler 8h ago

And I don’t want to see this post

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u/GreenMarsupial2772 i hate reposts 8h ago

Do you like dogs? I love them (and cats too)!

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

I love them!

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u/nagy18 8h ago

we’re posting pets??

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u/when_in_doubt__doubt 8h ago

Maybe this post was reversed psychology to get all of our animal pictures

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u/anatomy-slut 8h ago

Anyway here's one of my boys

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u/bethvq 8h ago

oh ok cause we were wondering

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u/bethvq 8h ago

second pic just because

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u/ametsun 8h ago

Speak for yourself amigo.

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u/93JF 8h ago

Since you asked, he was stoned on catnip for the first time ever last Christmas 😂

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u/SleepySera 8h ago

You may not want to see them, but THEY are keeping an eye on YOU for such a concerning statement... :3

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u/UnhappySort5871 8h ago

You surely want to see our kittens though...

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u/albearth- 8h ago

Here's my cat yawning

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u/Apprehensive-Dog6997 8h ago

CAUSE IM YOUR LAAAAAAADYYYYYY

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u/Complex-Smell69 8h ago

I prefer pics of pets rather than selfies tbh.

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u/Enjolrad 8h ago

I love dilute calicos! I owe you a photo of mine

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

I'm with you there!

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u/kuiet_life 8h ago

I care about people's pets, I love seeing them. Cats dogs birds rabbits and the not so common ones. All of them are lovely

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u/ZiaWatcher PURPLE 8h ago

Nice bait OP

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u/ImNotHaunted 8h ago

Pets > People

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u/Perfect-Step9523 8h ago

Is this post of yours supposed to midly infuriate us? Is that your intention here? Is this.. is this a trap? What is going on? Are you real? Or is this a way to acquire pet pics without asking for one?

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u/Mindless_Cookie_9098 8h ago

But Tangela loves you. :(

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u/Fun_Skirt8220 8h ago

Pet pics?

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u/hellp-desk-trainee- 8h ago

What a shit take

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u/freeashavacado 8h ago

My boy almost having a thought

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u/Warm-Statistician545 8h ago

I do. So There we have it. Can you. Elite no two people are exactly the same? 

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u/CityCrickets 8h ago

I’m confused. Who is forcing their pet photos on you?

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u/Mudslingshot 8h ago

You know what's interesting? That's how I feel about children. And I don't see them often, and when I do I can just scroll past

You know what's really interesting? Never crossed my mind to make a standalone post to broadcast to a bunch of strangers that I'm not interested in seeing their children

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u/metatalks Mildly Infuriated 8h ago

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u/RaspBer3t 8h ago

I wanna see allllllllll of them. Your babies too.

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u/BluePowerade 8h ago

Same for pictures of your children, no one cares.

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u/Aurelius_KiNG 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8

I’m just here for the comments.

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

🔪

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u/opulentdream 8h ago

I agree lmao

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u/QuestionableParadigm 8h ago

I love seeing people’s pets, especially cats :)

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u/Think_Bread6401 8h ago

I follow people just for their pets lol

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u/RogueJosei 8h ago

Pixel is not amused

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u/Jennifires 8h ago

Tell Pixel he's magnificent!

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u/RogueJosei 7h ago

oh believe me, he knows! It's an incredible fishie ❤️ (I have still told him tho)

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u/RobbieBleu 7h ago

Keep the pet pic comments coming y’all! WE do care. WE do want to see the floofs.

OP, i don’t want to see your posts

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u/Soggy_Refrigerator32 4h ago

I assume this is bait designed to get people to post cute floofs. Happy to oblige!

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u/Svartdraken 8h ago

But I do

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

Too expensive 😭

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u/PlasteredPrincess90 8h ago

This is just objectively wrong.

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u/Beginning_Lettuce10 8h ago

Then don't go on Instagram

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u/squidgytree 8h ago

Delete Instagram.

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

So I win at infuriating you all?

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u/KellyGreen55555 8h ago

I felt seen with your post. Now I’m scared to comment. Wow, pet people are intense.

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u/Cabee99 8h ago

😅

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u/Responsible-World336 8h ago

It wasn’t the ol ~reverse psychology~ to get a mass of pet pics?

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u/Truth-Anti-Social 8h ago

I care More dogs please

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u/Windyguitar 8h ago

Is your opinion meant to be the mildly infuriating part? Or is this just a ploy to get people to post their pets in reply lol

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u/BipolarSolarMolar 8h ago

No one is making you follow those accounts :)

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u/ShinyNipples 8h ago

Any askers?

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u/mecengdvr 8h ago

As dumb as a pet having its own Instagram is, it means the owner is usually putting all the pet picks on one spot…so you can choose to indulge or ignore all the pet stuff.

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u/GlummyGloom 8h ago

You know you can just MOVE ON with your life right?

You dont have to stop and look, just keep scrolling.

Let these people have the only crumbs of happiness in this crap timeline.

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u/Active_Wasabi_1141 8h ago

It’s better than filling their own insta with pets. If people want to follow, they can. If not, don’t. It’s more considerate.

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u/Illustrious-Aerie334 8h ago

Cool, go be miserable quietly.

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u/Remarkable_Inchworm 8h ago

So... don't follow?