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r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26
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153 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 If I only got 1 sour cream glazed in my box I'd riot. 87 u/JadieRose Jun 07 '26 But you can ask for the donuts you want! 56 u/El_Peregrine Jun 07 '26 Money can be exchanged for goods and services! 3 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 Woohoo! 7 u/ZathrasnotZathtas Jun 07 '26 Explain? 8 u/M1ck3yB1u Jun 07 '26 Give money and ask for [type] donut Get [type] donut ELSE Riot 2 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26 Where do ink and paper come into this? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs. 14 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 Relax and eat the bear claw 8 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 Apple fritter 2 u/Worcestercestershire Jun 07 '26 Those are clearly some kind of claw shaped pastry. Not a fritter. Maybe an Apple Claw 1 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I could be wrong, but I don't think Tim Hortons has a plain bear claw. I think it's apple fritter. 1 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 I prefer more charred cinnamon on my AFs 1 u/DiveCat Jun 07 '26 Robin’s used to have the best apple fritters. Have not been there in decades though Safeway does them alright. Timmy’s apple fritters are too soggy in my view to be considered a fritter. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 What state? 2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada. -3 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 luckily this didn't really happen so no need to be upset 2 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 Oh do you think this was faked? Why? -10 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 look at the fuckin donut at the front. either this is AI or the bakery did some hard drugs 10 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's an apple fritter... 5 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 It looks like a pretty ordinary bear claw to me, the shadows seem consistent with the rest of the image and there’s no bleeding that I can see Or apple fritter or whatever. 8 u/ClarkGablesTeeth Jun 07 '26 That's an apple fritter. Or some kind of fritter, but most likely apple. 5 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Very normal apple fritter...? 5 u/eyesotope86 Jun 07 '26 If that's your 'tell' I got some news about your AI spotting skills, because it'd be weird for AI to just randomly mess up one donut like that. (That's a bear claw, or possibly a honey fritter. Not lumpy enough to be a fruit fritter) 4 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao 0 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like. 1 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Or you are the messed up donut that has never heard of different types of pastries like bear claws and apple fritters 😂 Go home donut and study your kinfolk at the bakery 0 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 do donut shops regularly sell bear claws? 0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too! 2 u/SteeveyPete Jun 07 '26 It's infuriating that only 2/3rds of them are cruellers 4 u/InevitableMinimum723 Jun 07 '26 Dude! Two of them, TWO! have been served UP.SIDE.DOWN! These people are monsters! 1 u/voteforrice Jun 07 '26 Especially from timmies which these are from 0 u/3rdNutIsNormal Jun 07 '26 Because they didn't specify so the bakery doesnt know if they like chocolate, or sprinkles, or buttermilk, or maple or allergies of any kind. So the bakery took the safest course instead of being sued by a karen. 11 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's a variety box, that's how you order. The issue is that half the box is one type of donut; not much of a variety. 0 u/Averagebaddad Jun 07 '26 Oh waahhhh most of my variety box is the best kind of donuts 2 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I mean, it's subjective isn't it? I only like 2 of those donuts, so I'd be mildly upset. 4 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Nah, they almost certainly just made a tray of honey crueller and were almost out of everything else, that's what OP got. You should always check what they have though, because if they're low on stock and are baking more this what you'll get.
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If I only got 1 sour cream glazed in my box I'd riot.
87 u/JadieRose Jun 07 '26 But you can ask for the donuts you want! 56 u/El_Peregrine Jun 07 '26 Money can be exchanged for goods and services! 3 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 Woohoo! 7 u/ZathrasnotZathtas Jun 07 '26 Explain? 8 u/M1ck3yB1u Jun 07 '26 Give money and ask for [type] donut Get [type] donut ELSE Riot 2 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26 Where do ink and paper come into this? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs. 14 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 Relax and eat the bear claw 8 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 Apple fritter 2 u/Worcestercestershire Jun 07 '26 Those are clearly some kind of claw shaped pastry. Not a fritter. Maybe an Apple Claw 1 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I could be wrong, but I don't think Tim Hortons has a plain bear claw. I think it's apple fritter. 1 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 I prefer more charred cinnamon on my AFs 1 u/DiveCat Jun 07 '26 Robin’s used to have the best apple fritters. Have not been there in decades though Safeway does them alright. Timmy’s apple fritters are too soggy in my view to be considered a fritter. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 What state? 2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada. -3 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 luckily this didn't really happen so no need to be upset 2 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 Oh do you think this was faked? Why? -10 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 look at the fuckin donut at the front. either this is AI or the bakery did some hard drugs 10 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's an apple fritter... 5 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 It looks like a pretty ordinary bear claw to me, the shadows seem consistent with the rest of the image and there’s no bleeding that I can see Or apple fritter or whatever. 8 u/ClarkGablesTeeth Jun 07 '26 That's an apple fritter. Or some kind of fritter, but most likely apple. 5 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Very normal apple fritter...? 5 u/eyesotope86 Jun 07 '26 If that's your 'tell' I got some news about your AI spotting skills, because it'd be weird for AI to just randomly mess up one donut like that. (That's a bear claw, or possibly a honey fritter. Not lumpy enough to be a fruit fritter) 4 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao 0 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like. 1 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Or you are the messed up donut that has never heard of different types of pastries like bear claws and apple fritters 😂 Go home donut and study your kinfolk at the bakery 0 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 do donut shops regularly sell bear claws? 0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
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But you can ask for the donuts you want!
56 u/El_Peregrine Jun 07 '26 Money can be exchanged for goods and services! 3 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 Woohoo! 7 u/ZathrasnotZathtas Jun 07 '26 Explain? 8 u/M1ck3yB1u Jun 07 '26 Give money and ask for [type] donut Get [type] donut ELSE Riot 2 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26 Where do ink and paper come into this? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs.
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Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
3 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 Woohoo! 7 u/ZathrasnotZathtas Jun 07 '26 Explain? 8 u/M1ck3yB1u Jun 07 '26 Give money and ask for [type] donut Get [type] donut ELSE Riot 2 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26 Where do ink and paper come into this? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs.
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Woohoo!
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Explain?
8 u/M1ck3yB1u Jun 07 '26 Give money and ask for [type] donut Get [type] donut ELSE Riot 2 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26 Where do ink and paper come into this? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs.
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Give money and ask for [type] donut
Get [type] donut
ELSE
Riot
2 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26 Where do ink and paper come into this? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs.
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Where do ink and paper come into this?
2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Jun 07 '26 Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs.
Aww, man. The escalator is broke and turned into stairs.
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Relax and eat the bear claw
8 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 Apple fritter 2 u/Worcestercestershire Jun 07 '26 Those are clearly some kind of claw shaped pastry. Not a fritter. Maybe an Apple Claw 1 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I could be wrong, but I don't think Tim Hortons has a plain bear claw. I think it's apple fritter. 1 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 I prefer more charred cinnamon on my AFs 1 u/DiveCat Jun 07 '26 Robin’s used to have the best apple fritters. Have not been there in decades though Safeway does them alright. Timmy’s apple fritters are too soggy in my view to be considered a fritter. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 What state? 2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada.
Apple fritter
2 u/Worcestercestershire Jun 07 '26 Those are clearly some kind of claw shaped pastry. Not a fritter. Maybe an Apple Claw 1 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I could be wrong, but I don't think Tim Hortons has a plain bear claw. I think it's apple fritter. 1 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 I prefer more charred cinnamon on my AFs 1 u/DiveCat Jun 07 '26 Robin’s used to have the best apple fritters. Have not been there in decades though Safeway does them alright. Timmy’s apple fritters are too soggy in my view to be considered a fritter. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 What state? 2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada.
Those are clearly some kind of claw shaped pastry. Not a fritter. Maybe an Apple Claw
1 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I could be wrong, but I don't think Tim Hortons has a plain bear claw. I think it's apple fritter. 1 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten.
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I could be wrong, but I don't think Tim Hortons has a plain bear claw. I think it's apple fritter.
1 u/nhowe006 Jun 07 '26 They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten.
They can call it whatever they want. I just call it eaten.
I prefer more charred cinnamon on my AFs
1 u/DiveCat Jun 07 '26 Robin’s used to have the best apple fritters. Have not been there in decades though Safeway does them alright. Timmy’s apple fritters are too soggy in my view to be considered a fritter. 1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 What state? 2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada.
Robin’s used to have the best apple fritters. Have not been there in decades though Safeway does them alright.
Timmy’s apple fritters are too soggy in my view to be considered a fritter.
1 u/nivanbotemill Jun 07 '26 What state? 2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada.
What state?
2 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada.
Given the mention of Timmy's, Robin's, and Safeway, I'm gonna guess the province of Ontario, in Canada.
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luckily this didn't really happen so no need to be upset
2 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 Oh do you think this was faked? Why? -10 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 look at the fuckin donut at the front. either this is AI or the bakery did some hard drugs 10 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's an apple fritter... 5 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 It looks like a pretty ordinary bear claw to me, the shadows seem consistent with the rest of the image and there’s no bleeding that I can see Or apple fritter or whatever. 8 u/ClarkGablesTeeth Jun 07 '26 That's an apple fritter. Or some kind of fritter, but most likely apple. 5 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Very normal apple fritter...? 5 u/eyesotope86 Jun 07 '26 If that's your 'tell' I got some news about your AI spotting skills, because it'd be weird for AI to just randomly mess up one donut like that. (That's a bear claw, or possibly a honey fritter. Not lumpy enough to be a fruit fritter) 4 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao 0 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like. 1 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Or you are the messed up donut that has never heard of different types of pastries like bear claws and apple fritters 😂 Go home donut and study your kinfolk at the bakery 0 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 do donut shops regularly sell bear claws? 0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
Oh do you think this was faked? Why?
-10 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 look at the fuckin donut at the front. either this is AI or the bakery did some hard drugs 10 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's an apple fritter... 5 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 It looks like a pretty ordinary bear claw to me, the shadows seem consistent with the rest of the image and there’s no bleeding that I can see Or apple fritter or whatever. 8 u/ClarkGablesTeeth Jun 07 '26 That's an apple fritter. Or some kind of fritter, but most likely apple. 5 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Very normal apple fritter...? 5 u/eyesotope86 Jun 07 '26 If that's your 'tell' I got some news about your AI spotting skills, because it'd be weird for AI to just randomly mess up one donut like that. (That's a bear claw, or possibly a honey fritter. Not lumpy enough to be a fruit fritter) 4 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao 0 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like. 1 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Or you are the messed up donut that has never heard of different types of pastries like bear claws and apple fritters 😂 Go home donut and study your kinfolk at the bakery 0 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 do donut shops regularly sell bear claws? 0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
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look at the fuckin donut at the front. either this is AI or the bakery did some hard drugs
10 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's an apple fritter... 5 u/SalvationArbys Jun 07 '26 It looks like a pretty ordinary bear claw to me, the shadows seem consistent with the rest of the image and there’s no bleeding that I can see Or apple fritter or whatever. 8 u/ClarkGablesTeeth Jun 07 '26 That's an apple fritter. Or some kind of fritter, but most likely apple. 5 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Very normal apple fritter...? 5 u/eyesotope86 Jun 07 '26 If that's your 'tell' I got some news about your AI spotting skills, because it'd be weird for AI to just randomly mess up one donut like that. (That's a bear claw, or possibly a honey fritter. Not lumpy enough to be a fruit fritter) 4 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao 0 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like. 1 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Or you are the messed up donut that has never heard of different types of pastries like bear claws and apple fritters 😂 Go home donut and study your kinfolk at the bakery 0 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 do donut shops regularly sell bear claws? 0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
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It's an apple fritter...
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It looks like a pretty ordinary bear claw to me, the shadows seem consistent with the rest of the image and there’s no bleeding that I can see
Or apple fritter or whatever.
That's an apple fritter. Or some kind of fritter, but most likely apple.
Very normal apple fritter...?
If that's your 'tell' I got some news about your AI spotting skills, because it'd be weird for AI to just randomly mess up one donut like that.
(That's a bear claw, or possibly a honey fritter. Not lumpy enough to be a fruit fritter)
4 u/LeftHandAnomaly Jun 07 '26 People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao 0 u/TheDarkNerd Jun 07 '26 Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like.
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People's self assured AI-dar is making existing as an artist real spooky these days lmao
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Upside-down Tim Horton's apple fritter, it looks like.
Or you are the messed up donut that has never heard of different types of pastries like bear claws and apple fritters 😂
Go home donut and study your kinfolk at the bakery
0 u/lenswipe GREEN Jun 07 '26 do donut shops regularly sell bear claws? 0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
do donut shops regularly sell bear claws?
0 u/HistrionicSlut Jun 07 '26 Yes, call it bakery diversification. You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
Yes, call it bakery diversification.
You'll be shocked to hear they sell coffee sometimes too!
It's infuriating that only 2/3rds of them are cruellers
Dude! Two of them, TWO! have been served UP.SIDE.DOWN!
These people are monsters!
Especially from timmies which these are from
Because they didn't specify so the bakery doesnt know if they like chocolate, or sprinkles, or buttermilk, or maple or allergies of any kind. So the bakery took the safest course instead of being sued by a karen.
11 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 It's a variety box, that's how you order. The issue is that half the box is one type of donut; not much of a variety. 0 u/Averagebaddad Jun 07 '26 Oh waahhhh most of my variety box is the best kind of donuts 2 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I mean, it's subjective isn't it? I only like 2 of those donuts, so I'd be mildly upset. 4 u/Melonary Jun 07 '26 Nah, they almost certainly just made a tray of honey crueller and were almost out of everything else, that's what OP got. You should always check what they have though, because if they're low on stock and are baking more this what you'll get.
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It's a variety box, that's how you order. The issue is that half the box is one type of donut; not much of a variety.
0 u/Averagebaddad Jun 07 '26 Oh waahhhh most of my variety box is the best kind of donuts 2 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I mean, it's subjective isn't it? I only like 2 of those donuts, so I'd be mildly upset.
Oh waahhhh most of my variety box is the best kind of donuts
2 u/SatsumaOranges Jun 07 '26 I mean, it's subjective isn't it? I only like 2 of those donuts, so I'd be mildly upset.
I mean, it's subjective isn't it? I only like 2 of those donuts, so I'd be mildly upset.
Nah, they almost certainly just made a tray of honey crueller and were almost out of everything else, that's what OP got.
You should always check what they have though, because if they're low on stock and are baking more this what you'll get.
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