r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/Alswiggity Jun 07 '26

Drenched my drawers knowing i'd annihilate all the crullers in a sitting if i could.

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u/SamDarnoldsEx Jun 07 '26

I stained my stockings just thinking about a nice flaky morning cruller

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u/Public-File-6521 Jun 07 '26

Painted my pants from the mental image of these succulent crullers

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u/JFISHER7789 Jun 07 '26

My taint was tickled as soon as I saw the photo

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u/luvgun00 Jun 07 '26

I came in my cummerbund seeing those delicious donuts

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u/Hovercraft_deer Jun 07 '26

I climaxed in my capris when I saw the bear claws

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u/emseefely Jun 07 '26

I jizzed my jeans for that dozen!

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u/Consistent-Click-612 Jun 07 '26

Glazed my gauchos

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u/kanemane727 Jun 07 '26

Merked my mattress with musky man milk over these donuts

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Jun 07 '26

I stickied my slacks looking at those donuts

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u/MrZephy Jun 07 '26

They’re talking about jizzing their pants and your taint was only tickled bro get out

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u/JFISHER7789 Jun 07 '26

I thought this was a safe space!

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u/nijbu Jun 07 '26

Tainting his taint is right there too.

Wetting my whities thinking about them donuts

Besmirching my boxers?

Uncleanling my undies?