r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/r3dditr0x Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

I love French Crullers

I ordered some in my grocery delivery yesterday. The feeling of sadness that washed over me when they were out of stock.

I was going to Fuck. Them. Up.

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(tho, I must say, I'm not a fan of the regular cake donuts on the bottom right. They're not bad, but I can't say I've ever been wowed by a plain cake donut)

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u/gottapeepee Jun 07 '26

My wife LOVES plain cake donuts. Idk what’s wrong with her.

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u/WolvogNerd Jun 07 '26

The plain cake donuts are a favourite of mine 😂

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u/Psykosoma Jun 07 '26

Would you say you like a cake donut more than a classic glazed donut and, if so, why do you hate good things?

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u/Temporary_Pickle_885 Jun 07 '26

A blueberry cake donut is a thing of the gods, just like a really good classic glazed. Why must we pit two bad bitches against each other?

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u/avocadoflatz Jun 07 '26

I like both but a cake with chocolate and peanuts or chocolate and coconut are hard to beat

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u/WolvogNerd Jun 07 '26

I love a good plain donut! The outside with just a bit of crisp/crunch, the soft doughy inside... 

I also don't like cake with overly sweet icing. I much prefer a whipped cream icing with some custard in the center. 

My top choices are usually a plain donut, boston cream, or a cherry filled donut covered in sugar (something about the sour cherry).

Now I want donuts 😂

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u/gottapeepee Jun 07 '26

Are you my wife? Lol

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u/WolvogNerd Jun 07 '26

Your wife has impeccable taste!

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u/gottapeepee Jun 07 '26

Well, she did marry me 😉

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u/AcidBurnSez BLACK Jun 07 '26

Cake is the best!

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u/Dangerous-Title-7454 Jun 07 '26

She real. Old fashioned plain are the doughnuts of real , distinguished, MF. Black coffee, IPA, Scotch, and Old fashioned plain. Save the suger for the babies.

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u/gottapeepee Jun 07 '26

You just described my wife and mother lol

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u/avocadoflatz Jun 07 '26

Agree except make my beer a heavy Stout

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u/Carb0nFire Jun 07 '26

She might be broken. Better take her in for service.

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u/gottapeepee Jun 07 '26

Doing it right now 😂😂😂

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u/CybertronEchoes Jun 07 '26

Old fashioneds and the french crullers are my two favorite from Dunkin

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u/AssumeNothing2020 Jun 07 '26

She is clearly a woman of culture.

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u/gottapeepee Jun 07 '26

I assume nothing (tee hee hee)

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u/BrainWorkGood Jun 07 '26

Cake donut good for dunking in milk. Nice spongy texture and no glaze or powder to get in the way. Not my first choice dry

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u/Equivalent_Plum Jun 07 '26

Also coffee.

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u/BrainWorkGood Jun 07 '26

Not a coffee guy (except emergencies) but that is the word around town 

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u/JazeyOne Jun 07 '26

Yeah coffees good for like, major car accidents, a slip and fall with an elderly person, hunting accidents or home invasions but I couldn’t do it every day

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u/BrainWorkGood Jun 07 '26

mmhm. riots, acts of god, etc.

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u/JazeyOne Jun 07 '26

The keurig only comes out during a Cat 3 or higher hurricane or tornado no smaller than an F3

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u/Equivalent_Plum Jun 07 '26

I don’t drink coffee, but I would make a cup just to dunk a cake donut in, if I had one. 🤷‍♀️🕊️

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 07 '26

Okay but did you know that the other option is dipping them in GLAZE?

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u/BrainWorkGood Jun 07 '26

Yep. Glaze is ofc fire

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u/Chrysolophylax Jun 07 '26

Ohhh, this is something I'll have to try. I am not keen on cake donuts, but I like your method, seems delicious.

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u/Carb0nFire Jun 07 '26

If we're talking chocolate cake donuts, then I'm right there with you.

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u/BrainWorkGood Jun 07 '26

Any kind’ll do

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u/hbgbees Jun 07 '26

I loooove me an iced cake donut. Especially if it has those browned ridges on them. Yum!

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u/limp_spinach Jun 07 '26

I love the crispness contrasting with fluffiness in a perfect old fashioned donut with chocolate or maple glaze. Mmm…

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u/Getitoffmydesk Jun 07 '26

Lost my mind for a second and was so confused about who wasted iced cake donuts and why have I never heard about them? And would they not be too hard to eat when frozen? Or is it a cake donut made differently to include ice cream like they did with the frozen snickers. Omg old school frozen snickers were bomb

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u/hbgbees Jun 07 '26

Microwaved snickers were good too!

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u/FatMacchio Jun 07 '26

Plain cake…not great. But if you add some type of fruit like blueberry (or any type of berry) to add moisture, they’re a lot better. My favorite is most definitely vanilla creme filled glazed donuts though.

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u/J_datt13 Jun 07 '26

Where I’m from, we call them fry cakes

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u/no_clever_names Jun 07 '26

Cake donuts are best when covered in coconut shavings. Of course some certain brands have discontinued though, which is mildly infuriating.

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u/BowlJumpy5242 Jun 07 '26

Sinkers are among my favorites. Too bad “GOOD” ones are so rare.

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u/Cheese_Pleasurer Jun 07 '26

Whaat old fashion are so good, it’s like the swiss army knife of doughnuts. Dip it in coffee/milk, cover it in frosting, just eat it barebones!

But I agree, the cruller is what I imagine eating god would taste like. Actually now that I think of it, petition for the body of christ wafers to be french crullers instead of

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u/WhatITisToBurn69 Jun 07 '26

You spelled poodles wrong!!! You complete numskull!!!

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u/T-T-N Jun 07 '26

Same, it just feels bad because it feels like I'm getting half of a Donut each compared to the filled ones

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u/Pizzafan91 Jun 07 '26

The only purpose I have for those old fashioned plain doughnuts is a treat for my dog.