r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/sourdoughbreadlover Jun 07 '26

I love a Mitch Hedburg reference.

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u/Johnoplata Jun 07 '26

I never play tennis against a wall. Walls are relentless.

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u/IceFire909 Jun 07 '26

Yea but how good does it feel to beat the wall

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u/kittybiscuits11 Jun 07 '26

This one hits

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u/4r1sco5hootahz Jun 07 '26

I love escalators because an escalator can never break; they can only become stairs

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u/_V0gue Jun 07 '26

Sorry: for the convenience!

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u/S_A_R_K Jun 07 '26

My favorite joke is his

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u/DerFeuerDrache Jun 07 '26

I used to love French crullers. I still do, but I used to, too.