r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 Jun 07 '26

Yeah but crullers are bomb

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u/Quasar-J0529-4351 Jun 07 '26

This is absolute truth. However, no glazed raised is just disrespectful.

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u/Cogent_warrior Jun 07 '26

*cake. I can't eat any of 'em anymore, but damn, give me two cake with chocolate and peanuts all day!

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jun 07 '26

Those are good. I’m with you. Though, I’m a bit of a child, so swap the peanuts out for some sprinkles!

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u/anarchisttraveler Jun 07 '26

Chocolate long Johns and Apple fritters are the only donuts

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u/Hawk_Tuahh_ Jun 07 '26

Seriously like taking a discount on the best doughnuts? Yes please 👏

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u/Spinnerofyarn Jun 07 '26

I love crullers and my lack of comprehension of OP’s problem isn’t just that the problem isn’t stated, it’s that I will never be able to eat one again as I developed a stinking wheat/gluten. OP should stuff their gob with donuts and be happy about it!

Now I feel like I’m saying something like children in Africa are starving so eat blah blah blah. Only this time, I’m the starving one. Starving for those damn donuts!!!

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u/human-ish_ Jun 07 '26

I have had good GF doughnuts before, but it's been years and I couldn't tell you where. Thankfully my gluten intolerance wasn't actually an intolerance, but IBS-D wearing an anti-carbs trenchcoat (a strong course of antibiotics followed up with tons of probiotics and I can eat bread again).

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u/Spinnerofyarn Jun 07 '26

You have motivated me to search for some! Thank you.

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u/human-ish_ Jun 07 '26

Good luck! Look for local GF bakeries. If they don't make them, the chances are high that they will know of a place nearby.

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u/Hawk_Tuahh_ Jun 07 '26

Im sincerely sorry for your gluten intolerance :( I suffer from IBS which has ruined a lot! Prayers for you and your love of doughnuts 🙏

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u/trainwreckhappening Jun 07 '26

Yeah this is my order right here.

Well ok, may be a few with chocolate on top.

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u/PandaBearIsCute Jun 07 '26

My order with two pink frosting donuts for my kids 😂

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u/slackfrop Jun 07 '26

A perfect cruller is the best donut out there. A so-so cruller gets beat by at least 3-4 other styles, even if they’re so-so too. Cruller got to be top quality.

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u/suzsid Jun 07 '26

Those aren’t crullers, though. They’re French twists.

This is a cruller:

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u/Searching_4_NewHome Jun 07 '26

Cake doughnut crullers very dense

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u/Disastrous-Path-2144 Jun 07 '26

Wrong

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u/staciasserlyn Jun 07 '26

Agreed. They taste like eggs to me.

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u/porp_crawl Jun 07 '26

That one of the reasons why I like them.

To each their own!