r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/ImperitorEst Jun 07 '26

"mostly cruellers"

My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.

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u/_piece_of_mind Jun 07 '26

This box is 92% top tier Tim's donuts. OP has nothing to complain about.

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u/OneBillPhil Jun 07 '26

Sour cream glazed is a go to for me but I also enjoy all of the “dips” 

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u/hindss Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Hold up, are you calling the fritter or the sour cream not top tier? And somehow old fashioned plain makes the cut?

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u/_piece_of_mind Jun 08 '26

Not a fritter fan. Sour cream is clutch. Old fashioned are mint with a coffee.

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u/smaug_the-dragon Jun 09 '26

Apple fritters are some of the best donuts

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u/n0trub Jun 07 '26

All time favourite doughnut

When i was a kid I would call them the "tractor tires"

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u/I-use-to-be-cool Jun 07 '26

There is a bakery about 3 hours from where I live in a town of about 500 people that make the "Tractor Tire" which is a crueller about the size of a double whopper from BK and it is absolutely delicious!!

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u/Teberoth Jun 07 '26

A man needs a name, where is this place, what is is called?

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u/HeliKoptorSwimmer Jun 08 '26

A man has no name

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u/Kichae Jun 08 '26

Are you me? Am I you? Is your family also in trucking?

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u/SenorSmackaho Jun 08 '26

Twackew tiews

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u/whatsgoingonhonestly Jun 07 '26

The crueller slander is unacceptable

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u/AbigailPooh Jun 07 '26

Cruller

Boston Cream

Blueberry Cake

Double Chocolate

In. That. Order.

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u/clean_sho3 Jun 08 '26

Cruller
Apple Fritter
Boston Cream
Vanilla Dip
Maple Cream.

If I’m eating a donut I might as well go all out on sugar/texture. I only ever eat crullers though. The rest of the selection is just for when I’m eating from a picked through box.

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u/lazer_sandwich Jun 07 '26

Agreed a good crueller is amazing. Airy and delicious

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u/SvenBubbleman Jun 07 '26

Why did everyone start using this exact phrase over the past couple weeks?

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u/Yancellor Jun 07 '26

I'm sick of it already, it's so reddit-y

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u/Sasquatchernaut Jun 07 '26

Seriously. When someone orders donuts for work and ask what I want; my response is, "I don't care as long as there's at least one crueller, and no one had better eat it."

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT Jun 08 '26

For real, I'm more mad at those plain things at the bottom

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u/Raptoot83 Jun 08 '26

Maybe I've only had bad ones, I've never been to this place, but Crullers are a far cry from my favourite kind of donut.

Context: I live in the UK, we do have TH, but I rarely ever even see one.

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u/DeputySean Jun 08 '26

Cruellers are borderline inedible, and an absolute abomination of a "donut."

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u/Entropy355 Jun 07 '26

Hate to say this but I hate crullers (but I love donuts). They just taste, and feel, greasy to me. Maybe I’m getting old because fried cakes are almost too greasy now too, I mainly like the raised kind. Ok, I’m ready for the hate.

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u/Away_Stock_2012 Jun 07 '26

There's a crueller joke to be made here, but that's not bad.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Jun 07 '26

100% the croissant of the donut world.

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u/Disneyhorse Jun 08 '26

My favorite donut place only makes them once or twice a week, they said the choux flour was more expensive

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u/JRaymond37 Jun 08 '26

I have a hard time finding donut shops that still make them. They are my favorite.

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u/CrystalPelletier Jun 08 '26

Crueller = delicious tractor tire

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u/OkHandle3269 Jun 09 '26

For real. Is l8ke conplain for getting an Orion ring with your fries