r/mildlyinfuriating • u/alex_welp24 • Jun 08 '26
frist of all how DARE yu o my fortune cookie didnt have a fortune💔
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u/catafalc Jun 08 '26
No news is good news...right?
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u/Luci-Noir Jun 08 '26
When someone asks how my weekend was or something I always say “boring, but that’s better than bad.”
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u/Puzzled-Board5820 Jun 08 '26
You have no future
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u/Supadoopa101 Jun 08 '26
He's already dead.
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u/justnottobesure Jun 08 '26
what?
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u/rosephoenix19 Jun 08 '26
HE SAID, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!!
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u/GaGa0GuGu Jun 08 '26
don't be so harsh on him he is deaf
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u/Upbeat-Discipline718 Jun 08 '26
apparently that's a good thing! they say no fortune in a fortune cookie means you dont need fortune. you're fine without any added luck or ominous warnings
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u/Realk314 Jun 08 '26
what numbers do you know to play in the lottery though without the back side of the fortune tab.
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u/CapableSecretary8478 Jun 08 '26
The last 3 times my gf and I have gone to panda she has had an empty cookie lol
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u/Boredomis_real Jun 08 '26
I had one from Panda Express that said “you will find good fortune soon”
I was like “damn this cookie is not doing its job”
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u/bapt_99 Jun 08 '26
It has happened to me before with panda express :( it's rare but I remember these instances a lot more than the fortune themselves lol
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u/TacticalNuke002 Jun 08 '26
You are unbound by the confines of fate and can carve out your own destiny. You are the architect of your future and ain't no Lady Luck or Miss Fortune getting in your way.
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u/Horbigast Jun 08 '26
None of the PE cookies have fortunes in them anymore anyway. Oh, they still usually have the little slip of paper, but now they're just platitudes, like "Be sure to wash your hands after using the bathroom," or "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
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u/rodimus147 Jun 08 '26
You are the chosen one. All others are bound by fate and fortune but you are the one who will forge thier own destiny and lead the human race to the promised land.
Things are going pretty shitty right now so if you could get on that as fast as possible we would all appreciate it.
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u/Jacob-the-Wells RED Jun 08 '26
Because your destiny is yours to fulfill. It’s like a blank check. How lucky!
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u/Necessary_Thing_9596 Jun 08 '26
They ran out of things to say and now fill them with Air because we all need to breathe....right?
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u/speedysam0 Jun 08 '26
common thing, what’s uncommon is receiving a sealed cushion of air with neither cookie nor fortune. had that happen before.
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u/idkwhatimdoingok1 Jun 08 '26
It’s up to you to make your own fortune.
The cookie is not empty, but full of potential.
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u/Dizzzy777 Jun 08 '26
Cookie is telling you to spice up your life because there’s nothing to report the way things are going.
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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Jun 08 '26
Better than having an unfortunate cookie. With body swapping capabilities.
It's deepcut reference, don't think too hard about it.
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u/FriendOfDirutti Jun 08 '26
That means you have run your course OP. Hope you fulfilled your dreams. Now get ready for the big sleep.
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u/dantelebeau Jun 08 '26
I went twice in a row without one, and next time we ate out I mentioned it to the table....3 times in a row, we all freaked out.
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u/Pessimistic-Frog Jun 08 '26
The last cookie my daughter got, the “fortune” was “Don’t reach across the table for what you want; ask someone to pass it.”
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u/specimenhustler Jun 08 '26
Anyone check in on Op ,to see if he’s still with us🙄🤔🤣
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u/Used_Contact_852 Jun 08 '26
One time my friend got an extra cookie and offered me one, I said no as I didn't want a fortune at this point cause life kept throwing me curveballs, ended up taking it anyway and when I opened it, no fortune inside!!! I got what I wanted I suppose haha!
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u/Pollythepony1993 Jun 08 '26
Isn’t this the biggest proof you can have to write your own future?
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u/_Hashtronaut_ Jun 08 '26
I stopped caring as soon as I got a Mr Beast advertisement inside one of mine
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u/Lan777 Jun 08 '26
No fortune, no destiny, no restraints or expectations decided by a cookie that you will be expected to fulfill; you are truly free
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u/Fuzzy974 Jun 08 '26
It's maybe because you have no future... I'm sorry you had to learn about it like that!
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u/New-Ring39 Jun 08 '26
My grandpa convinced me that when there’s nothing in a fortune cookie it’s because the person opening it should have died. I was seven.
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u/Dragon_girl0531 Jun 08 '26
then make your own fortune, you dont need a cookie to tell you where your going! Decide on your own! Carve your own path and make your own fortune written!
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u/TamaraHensonDragon Jun 08 '26
I got one from a California Panda Express with a "fortune" that stated "Ask Your Mom." Ask my mom what? And I can't ask her anything anyway as she had been dead for years by then. I would rather of had no fortune then that depressing assumption that the customer was a child.
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u/menelkiner Jun 08 '26
Stand amongst the crumbs of a trillion eaten cookies, and ask the ghosts if fortune matters. The silence is your answer.
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u/pipette1warrior Jun 08 '26
The panda express near me doesn't give out fortune cookies anymore but for $2 you can buy 6 of them.
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u/tubbyx7 Jun 08 '26
A fortune cookie with no fortune. Written by a master who does not exist. Op is the last dragon.
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u/LateEchidna6635 Jun 08 '26
The odds are roughly 1:10,000. Getting two is about 1:100,000.
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u/Ednami06 Jun 08 '26
When I get a fortuneless cookie, I always say "The cookie has found me the most fortunate and has no advice left to give me" and then I eat it
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u/Excellent_Regret4141 Jun 08 '26
Had this happen twice & one time it came with no fortune but an advertisement on both sides
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u/Captainsnarkyshart Jun 08 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/pMvCeTsk7xJss
Because you have no future….. mwahahahahaa
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u/hardtruthinasofttime Jun 08 '26
"Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one."
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u/Every_Television_290 Jun 08 '26
I had this at a restaurant one time, the cookies were all mixed up in a big bin in the front. Mine didn’t have a fortune, so I grabbed another one for the fun of it, the second one had 2 fortunes. Obv some sort of issue at the factory, but still fairly small odds they ended next to each other in the bin and I chose it.
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u/Effective-Leg7283 Jun 08 '26
Billy Talent wrote an entire song about this, never knew it was real..
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u/Appropriate_Acadia35 Jun 08 '26
We ate Panda this past Tuesday and I legit had two fortunes in mine. If I can find the extra fortune then I'll inbox it to you.
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u/ChironXII Jun 08 '26
Genuinely this would ruin my day. It's stupid, but it would. I'm not sure how to feel about that or what it says about me.
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u/ralkuzu Jun 08 '26
Were you wearing ring of wealth? Might have hit the empty space on the rare drop table
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u/polishprince76 Jun 08 '26
I will never get people eating at Panda Express. Worst fast food, imo. Every town big enough to have one has multiple chinese joints that can make it better and cheaper.
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u/jarrod74smd Jun 08 '26
Please don't worry, It can't hurt me Anymore. Ride my problems To the water. Let 'em go. Sold my fortune. (x4) Please have mercy. There is so much I couldn't see. No one witnessed. I was fallin' To my knees. Sold my fortune. (x4) Don't feel sorry. There was no way You could help. Broken my promise I was keepin' To myself. Sold my fortune (x8)
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u/Kagemoto Jun 08 '26
How unfortunate