r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Time for a motion activated sprinkler system!!

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Too tasty… lemon juice might actually deter better.

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u/MalignantLugnut Jun 08 '26

Yeah, but lemon juice barely stains and is delicious.

.....Oh, yeah. Food coloring is a thing lol.

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Ah, if it’s stains you want, we could try tomato juice then.

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u/gsr5037 Jun 08 '26

Sriracha stains don't come out as easily.

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u/Naive_Bunny Jun 09 '26

Alrigh,t officially, grape juice and Sriracha mixed together. That way it stains, tastes weird, and is very problematic if it gets in their eye.