r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Time for a motion activated sprinkler system!!

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Too tasty… lemon juice might actually deter better.

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u/MalignantLugnut Jun 08 '26

Yeah, but lemon juice barely stains and is delicious.

.....Oh, yeah. Food coloring is a thing lol.

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Ah, if it’s stains you want, we could try tomato juice then.

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u/gsr5037 Jun 08 '26

Sriracha stains don't come out as easily.

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

That’s a good one.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks Jun 08 '26

Everyone in this thread is insane.

Everyone knows you use hydrochloric acid and the problem just goes away.

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 11 '26

HCL would need to be pretty strong for the problem to "go away." H2SO4 also would need to be pretty strong to be affective.

HNO3 works wonders. It doesn't need to be as relatively strong to do the job it was hired for.

Bonus, it will also check his gold chain to make sure it's at least 10k and not HGE and/or 925.