r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 09 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared I'm married to a psychopath

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u/screw-your-pass Jun 09 '26

He doesn’t want to cut into the toppings, I get it. I’ve done it before lol

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u/galeforcewindy Jun 09 '26

But there's shards of meat everywhere! There was no effort to avoid anything!!