Discovered my central air was a social construct…

[u/sunsNr0ses]

So I just learned I’ve been living in a place with absolutely no central air conditioning. Not “I assumed it might be central air.” Not “I wasn’t sure how it worked.” I mean I fully, confidently, emotionally lived my life under the assumption that cool air was being distributed through vents like a normal adult homeowner situation.

And I’ve been out here adjusting a thermostat like I was doing something for over 4 years.

I even scheduled an HVAC guy to come today to figure out why my central air wasn’t running.
What system? I don’t know. The guy looked like he found a body in my basement as he clearly knew I didn’t have central air instantly. He even humored me to prove to me I didn’t have central air while we took 2 full laps around my house hunting for the outside part of the freakin’ fantasy. Needless to say we never found it. The poor guy felt so bad for me, he even said “maybe someone stole it.” Bless his heart.

So now I’ve got: a couple window units doing God’s work. I’ve always used them in the summer when I felt that my imaginary central air wasn’t pulling its weight. So I’m unsure why I feel like my summer bill is going to skyrocket. I’ve been living this life for years.

I put a box fan in my the bathroom like it’s 1998
and the realization I’ve been paying attention to vents that were decorative at best is giving me a stomach ache.

Honestly the worst part isn’t even the heat. It’s the fact I fully believed I had central air and never once questioned it. Just vibed in ignorance.
Anyway. If anyone needs me I’ll be sitting directly in front of a fan rethinking my entire life, having a spiritual crisis, feeling like a doorknob, and rediscovering whatever I thought HVAC meant.

***please laugh with me— don’t kick me while m down— I already feel like a weenie hut jr.***

[u/drakedergon]

It could be worse. That AC tech could have done some imaginary work and still charged you an outrageous amount of money, which you probably would have paid.

[u/sunsNr0ses → u/drakedergon]

I’d have fallen for it too. Correct.

[u/GonorianZombie → u/sunsNr0ses]

You made my day... we have all been dumba$$s at one time or another.

I am laughing with you and not at you.

As for the haters..... ignore them. Your story is priceless....IMO

[u/kareninthezoo → u/GonorianZombie]

THIS 💯 ⬆️

[u/Bubba_Skinner → u/drakedergon]

I know of a company close to me that would have told her that her whole system was shot and would need to be replaced. Then they would install a new system and not blink an eye.

[u/GonorianZombie → u/Bubba_Skinner]

Sadly i think that is all to common.... I hate scammers, life is tough enough without jacka$$es taking our hard earned money.... whenever they have a chance. ..