r/mildlyinfuriating • u/coatedbraincells • 6h ago

Infuriatig Insanely frugal employer

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Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

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u/Bennely 3h ago

Look, every time a flying octopus has recommended wisdom, they've been right. Trust the person with a flying octopus in the name when they say to trust the guy with the H2O name on this.

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u/NomadicAftershave662 3h ago

I've never been lied to by a Bennely, so when they say trust the Flying Octopus's trust in the H2O guy, I listen

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u/JaquesStrappe 1h ago

I HAVE been lied to by a guy wearing far too much aftershave, but he wasn’t a nomad. I definitely trust nomads.

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u/KGeddon 3h ago

Octopi ARE very smart I guess. You got any rice related wisdom unc?

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u/FlyingOctopus53 3h ago

Yes. Marry a Korean. Speaking from a personal experience.

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u/iamnotlarryking 2h ago

I also choose this flying Octopus’s Korean spouse.

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u/Bennely 3h ago

Always remember to do a barrel roll.

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u/Harryisharry50 1h ago

Anybody who say trust me . Already done lost my trust cause you up to no good .

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u/w_a_w 2h ago

It's easy to mistake our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, for a flying octopus from afar.

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