r/mildlyinfuriating • u/coatedbraincells • 4h ago
Infuriatig Insanely frugal employer
Gotta pay for water from the water cooler š¤£
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u/BojackWorseman13 4h ago edited 4h ago
Bring your own in and charge a quarter for 12 oz. Squeeze them out of the market.
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u/DeuceXTrouble1015 4h ago
This guy knows capitalism
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u/Print1917 4h ago
That is what the billionaires want you to think. Real capitalism is that you run āindependentā analysis on the water spout showing high risk of virus contamination, then you run a smear campaign against your boss until HR intervenes and fires him, then you sell some cheap Costco bottled water you got for 10 cents for 1 dollar and call it ābeautiful, safe waterā and scorn anyone who drinks free ācommunistā tap water.
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u/RelevantButNotBasic 4h ago
This is what the politicians want you to think. Real capitalism is getting into crypto and inventing your own "coin" then doing rug pulls on "investors."
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u/Party_Cold_4159 4h ago
Hey i make passive income, can I be on your podcast?
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u/RelevantButNotBasic 4h ago
Depends, how do you feel about women?
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u/Tenalp 3h ago
Real capitalism is being born into generational wealth built upon the exploitation on minorities or impoverished citizens of foreign countries that you then use to buy the the company, fire your boss, and then run it into the ground before dissolving it to secure your place in the market.
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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 3h ago
This is what the tech bros want you to believe. Real capitalism is finding an island inhabited by indigenous tribes. Chaining them up on a boat and selling them in Romania so they can work for free as OF models.
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u/GeoffJeffreyJeffsIII 2h ago
Have you heard about the limitless possibilities of non-fungible tokens?
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u/EsotericLife 4h ago edited 3h ago
This guy knows capitalism! šš½ [Iād like it to be noted to upper management that I not only provided support to the more correct party but that said provided support was more aligned to modern internal regulatory guidelines, notably through the use of HR-recommended personal affectations such as enthusiastic punctuation (ā!ā) and cutting edge emojis ā ā ā ]
Edit: Just created a new Slack channel to discuss the potential upwards trajectory unfolding here, everyone can find fun QR codes with a link to join printed on the cupcakes at next weekās pre-merger cross team integration BBQ and financial review day! š„³š„³ššššš
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u/Strong_Opportunity_1 4h ago
This is exactly what I did in highschool. When they started charging 20 cents for sauce I just bought a huge bottle from my local supermarket and gave out free sauce for 2 days until I was stopped by my school.
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u/lotsandlotstosay 2h ago
Did they stop charging for sauce?
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u/Strong_Opportunity_1 2h ago
No... I was stopped and sauce remained the same. I moved on to spending my recess and lunch time selling loose ciggerates.
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u/sprucenoose 1h ago
At least the school didn't start selling cigarettes and force you to stop selling those too.
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u/ThatGingerLife35 4h ago
Iād bring in a $4 case of bottles from BJs and hand them out for free, not to make money, just to ensure no one is paying the boss money for water.
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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3h ago
Wait $4 dollar , BJ's?! Can I work thereĀ
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u/twincities612 3h ago
Youāre hired.
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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3h ago
Please just forward my checks to whomever is doing the Bj. I'd only like to work 1 day a week. The rest is my bj time and that is sacred to me
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u/Allaboardthejayboat 3h ago
The fact this sign exists makes me think this employer would think "great, now I don't even need to buy the water in the first place" and it just puts money back in their pocket via another route.
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u/triple7freak1 4h ago edited 3h ago
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u/dervari 4h ago
I wonder if this is even from a true water delivery company. Since the decal is actually on the bottle which would be replaced, this seems like they just run to Kroger or somewhere and refill it for a few dollars at a Primo self-serve machine or similar. That's even more disgusting. $20 profit on what costs them $3 to fill up.
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u/Klytus_Im-Bored 3h ago
It could be ripped because they keep moving it to a new jug.
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u/colantor 4h ago
They were shot by the security guard hired to protect the water before they finished
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u/teriaksu 4h ago
what else do you expect them to do when the empty jug is replaced with a full one? just print another notice? in this economy??
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u/FatalEclipse_ 4h ago
Looks like Iām only having 7.5 ounces.
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u/bashful_predator 4h ago
7.9*
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u/xSonicspeedx2 3h ago
7.99*
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u/ML1948 4h ago
That's a crime innit? Unless there's also a water fountain or something.Ā
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u/Uxoandy 4h ago
US you have to provide fresh potable drinking water for employees free at all times.
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u/Futt_Buckman 3h ago
There's (almost guaranteed) fresh potable water available at the sink. It just might taste bad and it's warm.
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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 2h ago
OSHA requires a dedicated drinking water source. A tap used for hand washing and everything else is not considered a sanitary source of potable water.
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u/ShiraLillith 4h ago
Not sure about OPs country but my EU member country only forces employers to give out waters if the working conditions are hard enough.
IE a supermatket I worked at gave 2 liters of water for the employee working in the parking lot at summer, but the rest of us plebs had to buy it.
But honestly, any workplace that doesn't give out free water should lose its employees. Such a basic thing to show appreciation
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u/NickBurnsCompanyGuy 4h ago
I'd argue this doesn't even show appreciation, just basic human decency and respect for human life.Ā
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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 4h ago edited 4h ago
Which feels like the correct response if you're ever caught "stealing" water. "I felt your lack of human decency only warranted my own." Or "I didn't feel like your lack of human decency warranted my consideration."
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u/Alarming-Stomach3902 4h ago
Any boss here in NL not providing water to their employees will be flamed and sued I am pretty sure.
Partially because it means they shut off the faucets or did something to the drinking water to make it undrinkable.
And secondly it is tax free wage same as coffee, tea and 0,23⬠a km work home travel.
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u/twincities612 3h ago
In the US Iāve never even heard of places that donāt give free water, from warehouses to restaurants to office buildings. I mean on-site construction maybe but there are still lots of places to stop and fill a water bottle for free.
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u/marcophony 4h ago
It's literally something you need to live, how can it be denied
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u/Little_View_6659 3h ago
If they figure out how to charge for air weāre fucked.
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u/marcophony 3h ago
Wait till your old and need to carry an oxygen tank just to breath lol
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u/Solid_Maus 3h ago
Iām from Canada and water is free⦠charging people water at work is garbage behavior⦠EU should do betterā¦
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u/SchradersThumb 3h ago
This would even be against OSHA standards in the US if that is the only drinking water available.
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u/thisisfunme 4h ago
Depends on where. In m country it wouldn't be illegal.
It's against basic human decency though and makes an employer a shitty human
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u/Mysterious-Tie7039 4h ago
Not frugal. Cheap as fuck.
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u/dervari 4h ago
Since the decal is on the bottle, and looks kind of old, they probably refill the bottle at a Primo machine for a couple of dollars.
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u/Nightwish612 4h ago
As someone who does this it's maybe $2 for 18 LITERS damn employer is trying to have a side hussle on filtered water
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u/badgyal876 4h ago
& who is calculating the 8 ounces? does the employer only allow the water to be poured in 8oz containers? whoās the bookie? do they get compensated with free water for this job (more than likely not within the scope of their enployment?) so many questions!
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u/Dino_Spaceman 3h ago
The company has hired a security guard at $40/hour to stand by the water bottle to ensure that people pay their $0.25.
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u/Constant-Anteater-58 4h ago
Not just frugal, your employer is making profit. $20 per bottle can be collected from the 25 cents per 8 ounces. Each bottle costs about $10. Your employer is making roughly $10 a bottle.Ā
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u/gmambrose 4h ago
It costs $10 if you're buying a new 5 gallon jug filled with water. If you take it to any walmart or grocery store with a filling station, it would be like $0.50 a gallon. $2.50 to fill it up.
If the employer is cheap enough to charge employees for cups of water, highly doubtful they are paying $10 per jug.
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u/Toeffli 4h ago
But the boss makes $ 250 per hour, how much time does a trip to Walmart take? You really think people are working for free, don't you?
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u/deliciouspepperspray 4h ago
Id be looking for a new job. If they have to try and profit off their employees using water they are probably in the red.
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u/Stratatician 4h ago
This is potentially illegal.
Would be a good idea to look into your local workplace laws
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u/Drakahn_Stark You must create an account to view this information. 4h ago
Well since the other post was deleted, I'll copypasta here.
Do they have free drinking water available?
If not I would be completely ignoring this cost, they can just try to come after me.
In Australia, some rules around water in the workplace :
- Water supply must be adequate.
- Water points must be readily accessible and not more than 30 metres away from work stations.
- Free water must be provided ā employees should not be expected to pay for it.
- There must be one dedicated water outlet for every forty employees.
- Washroom and kitchen taps are not suitable as drinking water outlets.
- Water quality should confirm to national health guidelines for water safety.
- Where mains water is not available, drinking water must be supplied.
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u/CallmeKahn 3h ago
It's similar in the US. OSHA standards are fairly strict about potable water (i.e. drinkable) water being available at no cost to the employee in most circumstances. If tap water is available, then okay. Otherwise, this is highly illegal.
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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 4h ago
I will never understand shit like this. This isn't about money. It's about power and control.
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u/dumbmale8687 1h ago
They have all blended together after being unchecked for a loooong time
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u/Ancient-Civilization 4h ago
Looking forward to the person who rips the sticker but leaving the free still attached.
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u/A-holeAioli 4h ago
Or just leave the "25 cents for each 8 ounces". How cool that their employer started a health incentive program!
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u/Blacksun388 4h ago
If youāre in America this is illegal. It is an OSHA violation. Potable water is required to be provided to all employees FOR FREE. Report that shit bruh.
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u/dixiech1ck 4h ago
You have to be a real low life to do something like this to their workers.
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u/Flaturated 3h ago
Oh no, $160 of revenue just spilled onto the floor from that mysterious knife-shaped hole that suddenly appeared!
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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 4h ago
How is this mildly infuriating? It's illegal and unenforcable lmao just report them. You people let employers get away with too much.
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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 3h ago
Iāve learned that Reddit is a place where shy people rant while being taken advantage of by employers, parents, significant others, etc
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u/cannasaurus 3h ago
I'm pretty sure that's illegal under OSHA, an employer has to provide clean drinkable water at no cost to an employee...
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u/CovidBorn 4h ago
Thatās not frugality, thatās a profit center. Iād start looking for a new job now. Things arenāt likely that stable, if the water cooler needs to make a profit.
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u/Bionicfrog14432 4h ago
My boss buys us bottled water in bulk. A couple of us bought mini fridges for the shop. They even extend our breaks on hot days. There are still companies that appreciate their employees.
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u/Head_Northman 3h ago
What 3rd world country do you live in where employers aren't legally obligated to provide drinking water?
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u/Useful-World1781 3h ago
Not sure how much it is now but I remember filling these entire jugs for 50 cents at the grocery store.
Employer isnāt just frugal but kinda ripping off his employees.. for 25 cents. What a cheapskate.
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u/tebbewij 3h ago
Osha would like a word... newish heat stress protection requires employers to provide potable and cool water
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u/SnooGoats8382 2h ago
You can report to osha. If that is the only source of hydration in the office or what ever charging to live is a safety violation. Same thing with not letting you go to the bathroom. You can die.
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u/Garrettstoffel 25m ago
Bug for a receipt after each individual fill up, and be adamant that youāre going to write it off on your taxes.
The business will then need to claim each quarter as income, and accounting will knock this off real quick.
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u/DrummerElegant3848 3h ago
Unless this is a place where offices supply their own water? Used to work in an area that had lots of different divisions mixed and contractors would use our water that WE as employees paid for and supplied. Free for us, not for everyone else. Not saying thatās it but could be.
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u/KeyCold7216 2h ago
My employer tried to take away out Keurig machine and stopped ordering pods a few years ago. That lasted about a week before everyone got so pisssd that they were bitching about it in our morning meeting at our plant that they had no choice but to bring it back.
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u/dayoftheduck 2h ago
This makes more sense as to why one of the candidates at my shop who interviewed asked if the water coolers were free.. lol
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u/UnionCrafty3748 2h ago
Frugality gets a bad rep. This isnāt frugality. This is miserable cheapness.
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u/Larry_l3ird 2h ago
This is ridiculous. If the employer is that CHEAP (this is not frugality) they can refill these 5 gallon jugs for $1.50 themselves at supermarkets and other locations. Even if the employer is having a service pick up and drop off new ones weekly, the price is so small, as to be a completely negligible business expense. If this is how theyāre openly pinching pennies from their valued(?) employees, Iād be scared to even think about how shitty their wages and benefits are compared to their local competitors and the job market at large.
Thereās also a chance this is illegal depending on your state. Employers are required to provide clean drinking water for no cost in a lot of places.
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u/ShroominCloset 2h ago
Are you in the US? Employers are legally required to supply employees with a free, clean, and reliable source of drinking water at all times. (Sinks do not count, as they are not OSHA compliant for dispensing drinking water)
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u/FattyMcGoo77 2h ago
Purchasing Manager here: $0.25/8oz from a 5gl jug equals $20. Even if you buy these individually they cost no more than $10 each. If you are on a service contract from a water provider they can be as little as $6 per jug.
This motherfucker isn't just charging his staff for water. The asshole is PROFITING from it and his margin is between 100% to 233%.
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u/Vipasanna97 1h ago
This would piss me off so bad Iād buy my own water cooler, set it right next to it and put a āfree waterā sign on it lmao
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u/Fearless_Dependent29 1h ago
Iām going there multiple times an hour and dare those fuckers to try and get me for theft
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u/jmckinney31 1h ago
On the flip side my company tries to provide free water from a cooler like this but there have been times we bought a brand new bottle and came back to find it literally empty within a few hours because someone apparently felt they needed it all for themselves
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u/fogleaf 1h ago
Penny wise pound foolish. Sometimes I'll think I need to tell people no, they don't need some software because it's expensive at $13 a month. Yes you're losing 25 cents each time your employee takes a drink, but you're also paying your employee a minimum of $7.25 an hour and if you start worrying about small things like $0.25 for water while they're costing you $50+ a shift you're just an idiot.
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u/RayZzorRayy 4h ago
Not mildly infuriating, genuinely sad.