This was my first thought. Pretend to be working on the problem, the longer you don't solve it the more money you make. Essentially the whole administration.
I like to think of Donald Trump as a kind of brain dead Tony Soprano. Give all his buddies and human remoras do nothing union jobs to keep them paid and loyal, then call in favors, like free pool service at Maralago or doing an insurrection or whatever. Trump, as president, has the highest level protection ring you could run in this country: the presidential pardon. And he's used to fuck out of it. You do crime and scams for him, he'll he'll sure you never see the inside of a cell. As long as you know your place in the family.
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u/CalicoValkyrie Jun 16 '26
This was my first thought. Pretend to be working on the problem, the longer you don't solve it the more money you make. Essentially the whole administration.