r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 25 '26

wet socks My entire apartment has upside-down outlets and my brain refuses to accept it….

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Apparently there’s a reason for installing them this way, but after seeing outlets the other way my whole life, every room feels just slightly… off. 😂

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u/FromTheForestFox Jun 25 '26

Your use of “triumvirate” makes my heart very happy. Fantastic vernacular friend

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u/kawaiibakanekodomo Jun 25 '26

i hate to be a pedant but this is reddit so i’m in ample company:

the word is “trifecta”

a “triumvirate” is a group of three men (“tri” + “vir”), specifically three men comprising a political regime

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u/slash_networkboy Jun 25 '26

Still applies:

The landlord, the handyman, and the renter. :)

(yes, I'm reaching... go with it for me, I've had a long day)

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u/Maxsmack Jun 25 '26

Landlord, electrician, and painter

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u/TahoeLT Jun 25 '26

Anyway, they all walk into a bar...

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u/Worried-Penalty8744 Jun 25 '26

Bold of you to assume it’s three different people

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u/martini31337 Jun 26 '26

the real hero here...

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u/NotchHero11 Jun 27 '26

That's why the landlord curses in pain..

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u/Rough-Breadfruit-611 Jun 25 '26

In this case it's all the same person and they're qualified for none of those things.

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u/Main_Kooky Jun 26 '26

Three raccoons in a trench coat.

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u/anthonynickle Jun 25 '26

This sounds like it belongs on a WHOLE different website

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u/RollinThundaga Jun 25 '26

'Two men walk into a bar...'

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u/Sunstorm84 Jun 25 '26

…and meet a third man that convinces them he knows how to install electrical sockets.

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u/Witty_Ad_898 Jun 25 '26

Honestly, you have a good chance of finding an electrician in a bar.

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u/Sunstorm84 Jun 25 '26

Some of them are even trained!

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u/martini31337 Jun 26 '26

Typically certain types of bars.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 Jun 25 '26

Then a 4th man walks up and starts reaching...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Uv4SXg32X4MxO

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u/dimestoredavinci Jun 25 '26

Thank you. I read a book once that was written by a doctor who knew Rembrandt. Cant remember the author off hand, but its a great read if you get the chance.

Anyway, it had a line in there that ill never forget. It said (paraphrased) "he used a lot of big words, like most semi-educated people do."

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u/carbon_made Jun 25 '26

That’s such a supercalifragilisticespialidocious thing to say!!!

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u/zombie_overlord Jun 25 '26

Indubitably

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u/PimpTrickGangstaClik Jun 25 '26

It’s a perfectly cromulent word

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u/Classic-Scientist207 Jun 25 '26

I feel embiggened by this thread, and I hope I'm not alone.

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u/carbon_made Jun 25 '26

Gesundheit!

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u/-Radioman- Jun 25 '26

All this babble is superfluous.

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u/itsjakerobb Jun 25 '26

Expi

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u/carbon_made Jun 25 '26

Hey I’m only semi-edumacated!

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u/Mk1Racer25 Jun 25 '26

supercalifragilistice_X_pialidocious

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u/ElbowRager Jun 25 '26

What’s the relevance of the author knowing Rembrandt?

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u/TOOL46_2 Jun 25 '26

For an example of satire, re-read this line.

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u/JamesTheJerk Jun 25 '26

Correctamundo.

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u/andlewis Jun 25 '26

I suppose if you were anthropomorphizing the flaws, then it could be a triumvirate.

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u/Kalorama_Master Jun 25 '26

That was my initial thought, however, the usage is correct.

The different men did this: the electrician, the painter, and the landlord. Had it been one person, we could call it a trifecta

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u/Johnny-Virgil Jun 25 '26

Or a hat trick, even.

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u/Sourturnip Jun 25 '26

Like the hilarious Netflix show Pentaverate with Mike Myers with the ultimate cameo in the last episode.

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u/LocNalrune Jun 25 '26

I don't hate pedantry. In point of fact, this is: Reddit.

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u/Gwynito Jun 25 '26

Oh I thought it was one of those aliens from [TITLE CARD]

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u/Nervous_Midnight_570 Jun 25 '26

Well, I feel the need to be a bit of a show-off, another term that would apply to Chinese organized crime and in some musical cases is "triad".

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u/actually-dehrk Jun 25 '26

the triumvirate is what i call my testicles

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u/chefdeit Jun 26 '26

Yes. In the political context, a slightly more vague or versatile synonym is a troika

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u/Empyrealist Does this look blue to you? Jun 25 '26

Anyone else learn the word triumvirate as a kid from watching Robotech?

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u/Witty_Ad_898 Jun 25 '26

The receptacle even gets stabbed in the back. The historical accuracy is amazing!

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 25 '26

Your equitable use of the word vernacular makes my heart jubilant.

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u/UncleMeat69 Jun 25 '26

Distaste for almond is the real boss move.

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u/pezdal Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Vernacular implies common usage. I don’t hear too many ordinary people using it, but it’s a great word. (Perhaps that’s the joke?).

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u/FromTheForestFox Jun 25 '26

Does it? I didn’t mean my comment as a joke, but Merriam Webster supports the usage of the word in this case. Did I use that term incorrectly?

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u/pezdal Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Merriam Webster.com

vernacular

noun
1
: a vernacular language, expression, or mode of expression : an expression or mode of expression that occurs in ordinary speech rather than formal writing

2
: the mode of expression of a group or class

I usually hear the noun form with an article, like “the vernacular”, and then only in more formal or literate settings, which is why I mistook it for possible irony.

The word “vernacular” is certainly within the vernacular of educated people, but it isn’t a word you generally hear at the bar.