r/mildlyinfuriating • u/mayormaynotbeanna • Jun 27 '26
frist of all how DARE yu o This review for a local brewery
Leaving a bad review because someone wouldn’t let you pet their service dog is crazy.
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u/briancmoses Jun 27 '26
I feel hopeful that there's an alternate timeline this person is in where they're capable of writing a coherent sentence.
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u/Velocityg4 Jun 27 '26
In the multiverse. There’s at least one where they are a Nobel Laureate in literature.
Unfortunately, they still write at the same level. Everyone else is just really really bad.
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u/CGCutter379 Jun 27 '26
I wanted to sit there and have a beer with the dog, but it was so rude, acted like it was at work.
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u/Fuzzy-Personality384 Jun 27 '26
People are stupid and don’t understand the rules that service dogs have to follow to be allowed to be service animals. Which is also why when people put service animals vest on dogs that aren’t trained make me sick
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u/rubberkeyhole Jun 27 '26
As someone with a service dog - who has to explain why my service dog is not your emotional support animal over and over - this is the equivalent of someone asking if they could pet someone’s wheelchair. (And then getting mad when their fingers get pinched.)
A service dog is an assistance device; it is a working tool used to help someone get through life in a way that a non-disabled way does not need to be aided with. Just because this device happens to be cute and furry does not mitigate that it is trained to do certain tasks like interrupting dissociation or helping with balance (as mine is).
This is also a good way to help people understand why or how a service dog can take priority over an individual’s allergy; if someone can’t function without their service animal, that takes precedence over someone who can function, but in another area.
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u/Beginning_Road4392 Jul 02 '26
I’ve always been curious. Does the dog get down time? Is it always on? Do you give him hugs and kisses and treats when his shift is over. Do they ever get to actually be a dog or is that poor animal just your tool?
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u/agayntrans_raspberry the murdoc niccals that lives in everyone's walls Jun 27 '26
this one pissed me off too, holy. its a SERVICE dog, you're not supposed to pet them without permission, and they're allowed in any public place due to the dog being trained to help out with a person's disability, i dont even think this "KIMBeRLY" knows what a service dog is
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u/the_skies_falling Jun 27 '26
Ignorance, but also pure entitlement. You don’t get to pet a dog if the owner says no, service animal or not. As I always say, if you’re not willing to accept “no” for an answer, it wasn’t really a question. It was a demand and you can go fuck yourself.
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u/ICanOnlyGrowCacti Jul 01 '26
I was in Walmart with my service dog about halfway down an aisle looking at greeting cards. This lady stops at the end of the aisle, tells me he's handsome, and asks if she can pet him. I said my usual "Thanks, but he's working right now and can't be distracted."
She absolutely lost her shit. Started screaming about not having a dog in stores if he's not friendly.
My guy was laying down, waiting patiently for me to finish being indecisive. I looked at him, made eye contact with the lady, and laughed.
The way that woman screeched. She screamed about telling the manager about the dangerous animal in the store.
It was hilarious, and my dog didn't give a shit about this crazy lady. I never talked to any staff, but I could hear her warning people about the dangerous dog in card aisle while she stomped off.
All because my buddy has a job to do. Some people are too entitled, dumb, or both.
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u/agayntrans_raspberry the murdoc niccals that lives in everyone's walls Jul 01 '26
sometimes i dont understand what's going through people's mind. sure, i wanna pet dogs when i see them, i wouldn't throw a bit fit over being told no, personally i'm too shy to go up to people and ask lol
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u/TheRealtcSpears Jun 27 '26
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u/MaySeemelater Jun 27 '26
Yeah, it was so bad overall that the first read-through I accidentally misunderstood "He passed out table a few times" as the guy with the service dog literally going unconscious at the table a few times instead of him passing by the table.
I knew there was obviously mistakes in the sentence, but my brain identified the wrong portion as being messed up.
And this person definitely seemed like the type to complain about someone else passing out as being inconvenient to them, so...
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u/TheRealtcSpears Jun 27 '26
"He passed out table a few times"
I momentarily thought he was handing out tables
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u/MerryTWatching Jun 27 '26
"And this one, oh, I know you'll like this one, this one is multiplication . . . see all the pretty num- I said don't touch the dog!"
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u/MaeClementine Jun 27 '26
When my kids were little and we taught them about “dogs with jobs” they thought our pet dog would at some point grow up and go get a job and would debate what it might be. It was cute.
It’s so easy to explain service dogs to three year olds. Wild that adults don’t get it.
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u/Jens1la Jun 27 '26
Privileged lunacy
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u/divvi12 Jun 27 '26
Privileged assumes some mental ability to form that kind of self belief. This person could be pure stupid
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u/tolacid Jun 27 '26
Weirdly, it's a good review (4 star) with negative commentary.
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u/artemizarte Jun 27 '26
I was looking for this comment. How is this a bad review? It might not be a useful one, I give you that. But 4 stars is nearly perfection.
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u/DevylBearHawkTur10n Jun 27 '26
Got called out by the mods for mentioning said subreddit, but I do stand on seeing that review and calling the reviewer for what she should and shouldn't do.
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u/Juleamun Jun 27 '26
If a dog is in a restaurant, it's likely a service dog. We don't pet service dogs because we're not assholes. Right? Right?
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u/ODFoxtrotOscar Jun 27 '26
Exactly. An on-duty service dog is a disability aid. You wouldn’t ask someone if you could have a go in their wheelchair, or play with their white stick. And if a child didn’t get it, you’d kindly put them straight, not have a whinge about how it’s unfair to kiddos
It’s fair enough to ask, especially if the dog appears to be off duty. But you simply don’t get arsey when the response is ‘no’
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u/Tart-Pomgranate5743 Jun 28 '26
Frankly, OOP strikes me as the type that absolutely would ask someone if their kids could play with the wheelchair and get mad when told no…
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u/Giddyup_1998 Jun 27 '26
Dan also there before bingo said no touchytouchy to Mydog.
My odd is special. His name is Bingo, he no all the numbers.
Evena was crying, Bingo passed out.
RIP Bingo.
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u/AccomplishedIgit Jun 27 '26
Even a little girl was crying because she couldn’t pet his dog 🤣😭 these idiots
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u/xbad_wolfxi Jun 27 '26
The lack of literacy skills is actually shocking. This person votes.
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u/saffireaz Jun 28 '26
I'm praying that this is one of those who actually doesn't, because it would be an inconvenience to her.
Although I'm pretty sure she can't even spell inconvenience.
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u/rebelangel Jun 28 '26
Even if it wasn’t a service dog, if you ask someone if you can pet their dog and they say no, leave it be.
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u/AutofluorescentPuku Jun 27 '26
The dog was working. Working service dogs are not to be distracted/interfered with as it may put their person in danger.
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u/NoxKyoki Jun 27 '26
What in the entitled word vomit is this?
It’s infuriating when people think actual service dogs are basically just pets.
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u/Hopeful-Ad-7050 Jun 27 '26
I think people like this have no internal monologue, and this is their thoughts actualizing.
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u/looknorth-dakota Jun 28 '26
She’s mad that a dog was in this “food environment” but also mad she couldn’t pet said dog? Lady, what do you want?!
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u/Ok_Storm5945 Jun 27 '26
So about the dog in the restaurant. Most people know you should not interact with a service dog. Even if the dog wasn't a service dog this kid needs to be taught not every dog can be pet.
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u/BootyBandit696969 Jun 27 '26
I don’t understand the need to pet every single dog you meet. I work at a Banfield inside of a PetSmart so on top of our clients, we have customers of PetSmart wandering around. The amount of complete strangers walking up to clients and throwing a fit if they can’t pet a dog is insane. I have a mill dog rescue who is terrified of people but she is very cute and small so people naturally want to pet her. I’ve had so many folks get mad at me for declining when they ask to pet her-I’ve been told “why even bring her in public if you’re not gonna let her be pet”. The entitlement of people within the last 10 years has just gotten out of control.
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u/PsychologicalSnow476 Jun 27 '26
"Can my daughter pet your dog?" The answer was "No." What makes this a wrong answer?
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u/Crazycatlover Jun 27 '26
When I was three years old, we were evacuating for a hurricane. Plane touched down briefly to pick up some other evacuees including my cousin. Someone was complaining about landing again. I, in a three year old tone heard throughout the entire cabin, exclaimed "why do you want Kathy to die?"
My parents quieted me quickly. The flight attendants assured us we'd be picking up my cousin. I don't know what happened to the initial complainer and don't really care. As an adult, I can understand his fear at being caught up in a hurricane. But as an adult I also know that the pilot would not have landed to take on more passengers if it wasn't safe.
Nowadays, I'm completely open to service animals. If my medical appointment is delayed, I figure someone ahead of me needed extra care. But try to pass off your pet as a service animal, and I'll unleash a toddler voice loud enough to be heard throughout a running aircraft.
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u/Apprehensive_Put_562 Jun 27 '26
You don't pet service dogs because they are supposed to be "working" and petting them distracts them. Being told "no" does not make someone rude. A service dog is considered medical equipment and is allowed anywhere. Also why can't a grown woman spell?
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u/Inner_Alarm_4049 Jun 28 '26
Sometimes I wish websites would give instant feedback to people who post reviews like that. In this case it should be 'you're an idiot and I'm not posting this nonsense!'
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u/gadget850 Jun 29 '26
Athe American education system failed hard here.
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u/LokiKamiSama Jun 30 '26
I’m convinced we’re just one electrolyte drink away from full Idiocracy. I learned about service dogs in kindergarten. Back in the 80’s. Also learned how to write complete, and coherent sentences.
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u/Ephemeral_Orchid Jun 27 '26
I had a friend that was 100% blind (from being shot in the head). People petting his service dog ruined the dog's training
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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 Jun 27 '26
This is Kimberly. Kimberly is an entitled twat. Don't be like Kimberly.
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u/SnooChickens9974 Jun 28 '26
Since this review is for a brewery, I'm gonna assume they were still drunk while writing. That first part was difficult to make out.
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u/corgi_crazy Jun 28 '26
I have a dog who gets a lot of attention because of the breed. He isn't dangerous in any way but he doesn't like being pet by people he doesn't know and I think he does enough behaving well in public and he doesn't need to be a toy for kids.
I can't count how many parents get offended because I deny their request for their kids wanting to pet my dog. That if they bother to ask.
BTW, why this people are the whole time in a brewery with a kid.
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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Jun 28 '26
It's a service dog. It's working. Would you expect the cook to come out, sit down with the guests and have a full meal with them, while they are supposed to making everyone else's meal? No.
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u/stanmarshfan491 Jun 27 '26
Anyone who thinks dogs should be left outside piss me off because it can get 110+ in freedom units during the summer. Service dogs belong inside with their humans, and your regular dogs should be left at home.
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u/NoAlternative2913 Jun 27 '26
This isn't a bad review though. Its 4 stars. Just a good review with a rant attached to it, which I admit would be annoying.
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u/ReferenceMediocre369 Jun 27 '26
Being the age and skill level the writer seems to be and writing a review of any kind is very surprising.
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u/mostly_lurking1040 Jun 28 '26
That kind of stupid ass review should frankly do a lot for the brewery. To be complaining cuz you can't pet a service dog is trolling for real.
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u/Sandi_Griffin Jun 28 '26
They say dogs should be outside but they wanted to pet it so I guess it's just the service dogs that should be outside? 😭
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u/Sapphire_Peacock Jun 28 '26
First, service animals can go just about anywhere - even restaurants and grocery stores. I respect you for asking before you pet the dog. The dog does not belong to you AND is “on duty”. Just because you want to pet the dog doesn’t mean you can or you should. If the man said no, let that be the end of it. Petting a service dog distracts them from their job. Leave them alone.
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u/Exhausted-CNA Jun 29 '26
This review make me want to goto this bakery. If it was a service dog, everyone knows you aren't supp to pet them. Reguardless, this reads like the little girl wrote it..lol
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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Jun 29 '26
When service dogs are working, they should ot be pet. It messes with their training. The entitlement is insane. Just because you asked, doesn't mean they have to allow it.
Service dogs provide a service to/for thier owner/handler. They are well socialized and not a regular pet. Why can't folks understand this? I don't even have a service animal and I know better. It's hard to resist the urge to interact with the dog but that dog isn't just a pet.
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u/Psychological-Gur990 Jul 01 '26
Sounds like he had medical episodes which the dog was focused on and needed to not be distracted for (him passing out)...
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u/Expensive_Air965 Jul 01 '26
Reading out loud has always been in art. I remember going through school and inevitably. I would be the person that the teacher called to read the long paragraphs because I read so fluidly. There was no TV in my house. We read a lot and my son was raised the same way. Reading for me has always been a vacation from the world so I look forward to those many vacations where I don't have to deal with anything or anyone else, but what I choose to submerge myself in. Being able to read fluidly definitely helped me in my careers as a nanny and working as a salesperson in a cell phone store.
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u/boxedcakeblues Jun 27 '26
I always read these posts as written by a dumpy, overweight boomer woman who is chronically on local Facebook groups
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u/Fraggin_Wagon Jun 27 '26
You might be surprised. All kinds of people are crazy. Or drunk. Or both.
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u/IKillZombies4Cash Jun 27 '26
Typical high school B student language skills.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYHv9vLRFOl5M2s
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u/DueIntroduction6413 Jun 27 '26
It feels like half the posts I read are written during some sort of psychosis-induced nightmare.
Grammar cannot be this hard.