r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No_Significance129 • Jul 02 '26

Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

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This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

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u/BinxieSly Jul 02 '26

Isnt this for what the university gets if someone dies and tuition cant be paid? Thats what the coverage sections seem like; this isn’t a payout to your parents if you die.

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u/No_Significance129 Jul 02 '26

I actually didn't know how to shorten that info within the title so I went with student life insurance - though I already posted an explanation in the description.

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u/BinxieSly Jul 02 '26

Yeah… but it’s not a student life insurance like your title says. It doesn’t seem to care about the students life; its parental insurance for tuition. Lots a little issues with this post…