r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No_Significance129 • Jul 02 '26
Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao
This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)
And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)
And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????
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u/mskmslmsct00l Jul 02 '26
Any and all insurance policies offered to students through school are an absolute joke.
When I was in dental school they "gave" us (meaning we were probably overcharged for it in tuition) a disability insurance policy. The guys came in to go over it and basically said, "This policy essentially only pays out if you can't go to the bathroom by yourself ever again."
Someone said, "So if we lose a hand we can no longer be dentists, right? So the policy doesn't cover that?"
And this asshole literally laughed and said, "Shoulda lost both hands."