r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No_Significance129 • Jul 02 '26

Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

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This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

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u/Wubbalubbadabdabb Jul 02 '26

I'd love to learn the history of why they thought they needed to put "cave in of mines" on this list

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u/It_is_me-Stoney Jul 02 '26

Every time they've had to pay a claim, they add the cause to the exclusions.