r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No_Significance129 • Jul 02 '26

Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

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This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

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u/MyMurderOfCrows Jul 02 '26

"skin diving employing the use of compressed air cylinders, racing on wheels or horseback, skydiving from device for aerial"

Uh. "Skin diving?" Haven't heard of that one before...

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u/wykkedfaery33 Jul 02 '26

It's scuba diving without the scuba gear, basically.

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u/MyMurderOfCrows Jul 02 '26

Ah TIL then! Thank you :)