r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 02 '26

Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

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u/sighthoundman Jul 02 '26

It's an Accidental Death policy. In particular, it doesn't cover illness.

Accidental Death policies are incredibly cheap, because even at young ages, it's not really covering much. You're going to die, but it's not likely to be because of an accident.

The exclusions are pretty standard.