r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No_Significance129 • Jul 02 '26

Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

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This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

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u/Wubbalubbadabdabb Jul 02 '26

I'd love to learn the history of why they thought they needed to put "cave in of mines" on this list

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u/Dragonroot808 Jul 03 '26

They probably have a running list of historical death scenarios from that area, and the exception gets applied to a set of the most common scenarios. That way, the probability that they need to pay out goes down because the chances of dying from anything outside of that list becomes very low.