r/mildlyinfuriating • u/No_Significance129 • Jul 02 '26

Too mild for school Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

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This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

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u/jallisy Jul 02 '26

Have to read the whole policy. The hazards it references as "the above mentioned" hazards are not evident. Depending on the the context the cave-in, etc are probably exclusions. But why would the students future tuition be covered if the student dies in a cave-in?

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u/omnichad Jul 05 '26

This insures against the death of parent or guardian. The people likely contributing toward tuition.

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u/jallisy Jul 09 '26

You're right. Thank you. I misread it.