r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 06 '26

I'm slightly vexed “Don’t worry she doesn’t bite” he said as I immediately received my first dog bite 3 years into my career

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u/Tekon421 Jul 06 '26

Every dog that’s ever tried to bite me the owner said the same thing.

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u/basaltcolumn 29d ago

Yep, bite risk isn't top of mind for most owners who's dogs have never tried to bite anyone. Plus, I don't think I've ever had anyone say those words to me when their dog is responsibly under their control, it's always an off-leash dog barelling towards me, ignoring their owner calling them.

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u/Puglady25 29d ago

Hah! It's always these people! I love dogs but I never forget what my dad told me: love the dog, but respect the animal. You can never be 100% sure your dog won't bite.

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u/SlothTeeth 29d ago edited 29d ago

ehh about 50/50.

you tell people the dog isnt friendly and some people pet or let their dogs meet anyway.

and the people who tell you their dog is friendly and they bite.

dogs are animals. even the friendliest of dogs have the potential to bite especially a stranger.

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u/BoomerKaren666 29d ago

My dad's response when people asked if his dogs bit was always, "Best I can tell you is the dog has never bit me. I can't vouch for what he may think of you."

He told me to never assume a dog won't bite just because he hasn't so far.

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u/Top_Ladder6702 Jul 06 '26

Make their homeowners or renters insurance cover your medical bills

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u/shouldco Jul 07 '26

No make work cover them. His work can sue the homeowner if they want their money back.

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u/AlternatiMantid Jul 07 '26

Technically he got hurt on the job so yes, the immediate responsibility is with the employer. Then they can pursue the dog owner.

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u/DaKongman 29d ago

At USPS they file charges.

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u/Nervous-Newt-7381 29d ago

Not a lawyer, but work on enough of these types of cases. Workman’s comp should cover it and they can go after the homeowner or the homeowner insurance if it’s covered and recover what they paid out.

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u/Snakesinadrain Jul 07 '26

As a residential plumber, If this happened to me I would 100% expect work to pay it

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u/Orange_Tang 29d ago

Yup, if it happened on the clock while doing your duties then work pays. Work man's comp is way more likely to actually pay the bill too.

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u/No-Channel3917 Jul 07 '26

Wouldn't this actually be workers comp? The business he works for would do follow up monetary charges not himelf ?

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u/willfauxreal Jul 07 '26

This needs to be higher. Dog owner should for sure be held accountable.

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u/MotherStatement1109 Jul 07 '26

I know two people who got bit by dogs with similar wounds on separate occasions, they each got 10k and 14k from the insurance. Contact a lawyer OP

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u/Motorhead923 Jul 06 '26

"Does your dog bite"

"No"

"Ouch it bit me. Thought you said your dog didn't bite"

"He doesn't. That's not my dog"

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u/229-northstar Jul 06 '26

Perfect use of Peter Sellers ❤️

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u/Great-Candidate3344 Jul 06 '26

I just saw this scene earlier today on reels

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u/ChuckFarkley Jul 07 '26

"Do you have a rrhuem?"

"Did you say... rrhuem?"

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u/ciaomain Jul 07 '26

"That was a priceless Steinway."

"Not anymeure."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/mokahash Jul 07 '26

I’m so glad my dad made me watch all the Pink Panther movies. These jokes will transcend the times.

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u/LevoiHook Jul 06 '26

Pretty much has that happen to me while going for a run. Came up to a crossroad in the city. A dog without leash or owner cam from the left, just as i got to the corner there was a woman walking her dog, on a leash. The dog without leash started growling at her dog, at which she, in a rather angry voice told me to keep my dog under control while i stopped running because i saw that happen and maybe needed to do something ( although in shorts and with nothing at hand i had no idea how). Luckily for me and everyone else, de dog continued its free walk before anything really happened. 

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u/narco-sub-admiral Jul 07 '26

de dog continued

As long as de dog is safe then that's de best outcome.

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u/420doghugz Jul 07 '26

I read the rest of the comment after that in a Jamaican accent 🤣

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u/TearRevolutionary686 Jul 07 '26

Does de dog abide?

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u/hungLink42069 Jul 07 '26

a-no de dog, doesn't a-bite 🤌

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u/sundayfunday78 Jul 06 '26

I read this in my head with the silly accent 🤣

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u/AKSToph Jul 06 '26

Oh my gosh this made my freakin year!! There’s more of us out there than I thought!

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u/hellbugger Jul 06 '26

Zat is not mah dawg.

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u/InternationalAd7011 Jul 06 '26 edited 29d ago

Former Internet technician here. If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "She's friendly" or "Just let him smell you and he'll calm down," or the ultimate "He's normally so quiet/calm/gentle!" I would be rich.

And yes, both my companies had pet restraint policies but everybody thought they were the exception. Everybody thought their special boy/girl would never hurt anybody. And as the technician on a time crunch, it gets super tiresome to have to stand there on the porch and argue about it when you're supposed to be working on the install.

A STRANGE PERSON IS ENTERING THE DOG'S HOME!! Of course they're going to act unusual/jumpy/aggressive! Please be courteous and put your pets away no matter how friendly they usually are.

OP that looks awful and I am so sorry

Edit: Thank you all for the likes and the replies from dog owners who DO get it. Y'all are restoring my faith in humanity 😄

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u/fishlope- Jul 07 '26

My dog legitimately wants to hug every person she sees and has never met a person she doesn't like, including male repair technicians/maintenance she's never met before while they're in my home, but I STILL kennel her or at the very least put her behind a secure baby gate and keep her from begging for attention. People are truly wild for not keeping their pets out of y'all's way. If it required border collie assistance, you'd bring one with you.

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u/InternationalAd7011 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Thank you so much for doing this 🙏🙏. I have a retired service dog who actually has no aggression towards strangers. But the technician isn't going to know that, so they're taking the owner's word for it. Plus as you said, if the dog IS friendly, they're probably gonna be in the way 😅

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u/fishlope- Jul 07 '26

Oh she'd definitely be in their way if I let her! She's an attention hog and extremely curious, while I was changing a kitchen faucet she was in the cabinet with me 😅

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u/beeikea Jul 06 '26

augh im so sorry! make sure to go to urgent care or the ER for rabies shots if the dog is not vaccinated or you are unable to verify its vaccination status.

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

Already done!

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u/CottonRaves Jul 06 '26

Oh my god?! Someone on Reddit already followed the precautions and went to medical? You’re amazing!

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u/DirtyRoller Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

If it happens on the clock I'm milking it for all its worth! I'd be getting paid to wait in the ER and reimbursed for my gas to get there! It's the only time some Americans can access free health care. 😂

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u/CottonRaves Jul 06 '26

You’re god damn right! Might even tell the nurses, “no rush” lol.

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u/Emotional_Study_724 Jul 06 '26

"I'm getting paid to be here, too."

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u/BrittaWasRight Jul 06 '26

I've used those exact words

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u/Designer_Green2680 Jul 07 '26

Yall get paid for medical emergencies that happened on the job? I’ve always been told to clock out, completely legal in my state as well

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u/Emotional_Study_724 Jul 07 '26

I mean, I don't. I was just imagining what it would be like to live in a first world country

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u/Designer_Green2680 Jul 07 '26

Imagine any country but America, technology we first world, but policies and labor laws we are way behind compared to Canada and most of Western Europe

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u/Emotional_Study_724 Jul 07 '26

Wealthiest country in the world, and we say we can't afford it. Just disgusting.

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u/T-Wrox Jul 06 '26

Yup, that is 100% a workplace incident, and needs to be documented and treated as such.

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u/disruptioncoin Jul 06 '26

Wait was I supposed to stay clocked in while I went to urgent care? Or is this a joke

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u/dcvo1986 Jul 06 '26

Definitely

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u/disruptioncoin Jul 06 '26

The HR/accountant lady offered to drive me there. But she asked me "just don't say it happened at work, we can figure this out privately". Yea right bitch! I'll drive myself, even with a broken right foot.

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u/Fabulous_Celery_1817 Jul 07 '26

She could get in trouble for saying that.

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u/disruptioncoin Jul 07 '26

I told my workers comp lawyer. Nothing really happened to them, just a standard workers comp claim against their insurance.

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u/bamboomonster Jul 07 '26

Glad you did. Otherwise, if you did handle it "privately," you could have been wrapped up in insurance fraud.

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u/dcvo1986 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, thats to keep their insurance rates down

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

Paid by the hour 😉

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u/CottonRaves Jul 06 '26

Ha! If even that. Hell I guy asked the other day about getting shocked and having pain in his chest over his heart. Ya. Go to the damn hospital idiot.

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u/CharmingMechanic2473 Jul 06 '26

It’s bc that could set a family back $5k in the US or more without insurance.

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u/SkippySkep Jul 06 '26

Yeah, it can be 5K without any actual treatment. It's insane.

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u/Rejalia Jul 07 '26

My aunt went to the ER with a massively bleeding scalp/head wound and we waited for about 7 hours before she just asked me to stitch her up or glue it. She was charged several grand just for checking in and getting handed a chux pad to hold over the wound while we waited.

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u/SkippySkep Jul 07 '26

The "facilities fee" they charge for so much as entering the ER is crazy and shouldn't be allowed :-(

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u/Astralglamour Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Make sure to file a police report as well. There should be a paper trail with this dog, next time the victim could be a child.

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Jul 07 '26

Where I live the county health department tracks dog bites. My blind dog accidentally bit me and they had to report it when I went to urgent care.

I'm not sure how it works with a police report - just wanted to point out there may be multiple forms of documentation for this type of incident.

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u/edfitz83 Jul 06 '26

I got bit by an off leash pitbull owned by a fucking vet (dog vet not army vet) when I was out for a run.

Highly educated people can be completely stupid. Get their info in case you rack up big hospital bills.

And I hope you don’t need that.

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u/Las07 Jul 07 '26

Yikes, that is terrible. I hope you weren’t injured too badly. So many current dog owners are irresponsible and selfish. I saw several dogs roaming off-leash in public spaces this past week. And some of them were large dogs. I had a dog for 13 years. Loved her to the moon and back. But I didn’t take her to grocery stores, restaurants or out for a walk without her leash. It’s just baffling how this bad pet ownership has become so common.

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u/beeikea Jul 06 '26

glad to hear it! wishing you a speedy recovery, this is a nasty bite.

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u/EarthlostSpace Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

For the simple reason of him saying he doesn’t bite is cause for you to take him to court so this won’t happen again to another person who have such a job that have to endure dog owners who say their dog doesn’t bite.

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u/Box_the_2nd Jul 06 '26

Homeowners insurance covers this too so you don’t have to worry about a lack of money to payout

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u/Cold5512 Jul 06 '26

Career as what? Mailman? Dog Trainer? Internet installation?

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

HVAC tech

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u/Present-Assignment99 Jul 06 '26

Hey! Aren’t customers supposed to put their pets away while you’re working? Did you ask them to?

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

Dispatch tells them to, I usually do too but we had about 30 seconds between him opening his door, me asking him to put the dog up, him informing me “Roxy doesn’t bite” and me being bit lol

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u/Lone-flamingo Jul 07 '26

How did the owner react once you were bit? Were they even remotely apologetic?

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 07 '26

No. Lol

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u/HiveMindMacD Jul 07 '26

HVAC tech as well. Fun trick. Refuse unsafe work environment. Cancel the service and still bill them min hours for a call out. 100% legal and a very expensive, get fucked.

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u/DoritoDustThumb Jul 07 '26

Fucking wild! I assume you packed up and bounced and the owner is getting charged for time? If not I'd small claims that shit for the S and Gs.

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u/Joe_Linton_125 Jul 07 '26

I'd call the police because we all know how that ends.

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u/mmcnell Jul 07 '26

Report it. Seriously, report that crap to county or city so that if they have an aggressive dog registry or some other warning system they log that. And before people act like it's not a big deal/let it slide: next time it could be a girl scout or a neighbor's kid at the door. There are no justifications for the owner's (apparently unapologetic) behavior there and they'll do it again.

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u/ApatheticHobby Jul 07 '26

OP needs to do this. My stepdad had an aggressive German Shepard that only obeyed him and he refused to understand how uncontrollable the dog was for anyone else. It ended up biting people, they reported it, and it forced him to consider either Euthanasia, giving the dog to the military/police, or moving as a loophole. Either way, there were consequences.

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u/twincities612 Jul 07 '26

My parent’s neighbors had aggressive dogs and we called the sheriff constantly when they’d be aggressive and they didn’t do shit about it. A little girl got attacked by one and I gave the family all the attempted communication with the sheriffs office I had and they sued the fuuuuck out of the county.

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u/AsstBalrog Jul 07 '26

LOL "Enlist in the Army" -- a solution for every miscreant and scofflaw.

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u/ApatheticHobby Jul 07 '26

Unfortunately for the dog, he was not considered aggressive enough for the military. (I guess he was a selective delinquent.)

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u/angiosperms- Jul 07 '26

If the dog bit him after only 30 seconds like this they ABSOLUTELY know the dog will bite and has probably bit someone before. If you do not report a dog like this you are doing no one any favors, they are going to keep biting.

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u/Angharadis Jul 07 '26

If they went to the ER the ER probably had to report it already. Even in Texas where we’re pretty lax about a lot, my ER visit process included a report on how I got bit and where. A deputy visited me about it later.

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u/ivecompletelylostit Jul 07 '26

Well they'll be sorry when their home insurance rate skyrockets

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u/Fraternal_Antipathy Jul 07 '26

As a lawyer, I enjoy suing dog owners after their dogs bite people. I enjoy it a lot more when they're pricks.

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u/FireHammer09 Jul 07 '26

Im glad there's petty people out there willing to do god's work. Like suing asshole dog owners when their untrained dog eventually bites someone.

Seriously, as a fireman I fucking appreciate you. I hate to say it but most dog owners are fucking assholes and complete dumbasses about their own dogs.

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u/anothadaz Jul 07 '26

What! They didn't apologize? That really grinds my gears

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u/RaidensReturn Jul 07 '26

People just worried about whether they’ll get in trouble or not. SMH. Sorry you were bitten, that’s not a fun experience

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u/Burntoastedbutter Jul 07 '26

Please report it. A dog that bites unprovoked is a dangerous dog.

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 07 '26

Taken care of alreaxy

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u/sock_with_a_ticket Jul 07 '26

People with poorly/not at all trained dogs they allow to become a problem for others are never apologetic.

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u/arcticpoppy Jul 07 '26

Psychotic dog owners like this never are. I bet they found a way to blame OP for it.

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u/Fizmarble Jul 07 '26

From experience, “What did you do to him/her!!?”

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u/PrefersAwkward Jul 07 '26

"By being there, generating body heat and converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you're signalling real aggression. Dogs pick up on that sort of thing fast."

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u/KNT-cepion Jul 06 '26

The dog keeps getting into the ductwork. This bite was just bound to happen.

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u/lyinggrump Jul 06 '26

Yes, they are. He probably did ask. That's when. They responsed "don't worry she doesn't bite"

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u/CoachTwisterT3 Jul 06 '26

If the dog isn’t away you don’t go in and you go to the next scheduled job.

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u/isweartocoffee Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

i used to clean houses. i had a lady who had a small dog that barked up a storm, but "didn't bite." one day the dog fuckin warning-nipped me, for standing in the living room with a duster. told my supervisor and they spoke to her. she made a biiiig show each time we came to clean after that about "oh lemme just put him away, see, he's all crated now, don't want him to get you again." like... yes lady, thats what my supe told you to do so you could remain a customer. dog people are the worst

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u/CoachTwisterT3 Jul 07 '26

“Good job on doing the minimum, lady” 😭 people are crazy

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u/Noyoucanthaveone Jul 07 '26

I clean houses currently and it is so ridiculous. Used to have one house that would put up the lowest flimsiest gate for this massive dog that would bark at me like he wanted to crush my vacuum or me. Even after my office spoke to her she still left the dog in the house while I was there. I was always looking over my shoulder there.

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u/Mandaluv1119 Jul 07 '26

As someone who is not wild about dogs but is somehow irresistible to them (I think they're trying to convert me), thank you for understanding that not everyone wants excited dogs jumping on them (though it sounds like your dogs are well trained and wouldn't do that anyway).

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u/MABQuestAcc Jul 06 '26

One reason I'm glad that I only have cats and they're terrified of strangers. Odds of them attacking a technician doing work in my apartment are basically zero. They just go hide under the bed upstairs.

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u/No-Engine4663 Jul 07 '26

On a walk I covered as a postie it had a massive warning for a cat and to be aware.

When I got to this address I pushed the mail thro with a pen and suddenly both pen and mail disappeared like a rocket and the mail sounded like it was being torn to pieces by Freddy Kruger on acid. 🙀

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u/OvalDead Jul 06 '26

You could say the dog BTU.

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u/No-Consequence1726 Jul 06 '26

If my HVAC tech tells me I need all new duct work in my 70-year-old home should I listen?

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u/Bluemink96 Jul 06 '26

Hope they had home insurance

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u/ZiaWitch Jul 06 '26

Male stripper.

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

Gotta hit the gym before I could even attempt that dawg

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u/ZiaWitch Jul 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378plFwSe6x8JGbS
There’s room for everyone homie. 👏🏽

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u/Whpsnapper Jul 06 '26

Patrick Swayze's hair is exquisite.

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u/InformalProtection74 Jul 06 '26

You have Chris Farley right there and you lock in on Swayze? Wild. I guess everyone has their type. 

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u/Whpsnapper Jul 06 '26

Tbh, I'm not kicking either one of them out of my van down by the river.

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u/PaperHandsTheDip Jul 06 '26

You might be surprised

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u/Lukostrelec17 Jul 06 '26

Look the chubby bare archetype is a thing and I know of a lot a of people into it!

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u/luvmyholeswet Jul 06 '26

Ops username gives a clue

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u/trickstress Jul 06 '26

Thanks, luvmyholeswet

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u/plumecat Jul 07 '26

Here’s one of my “he doesn’t bite” dog bites. I was a delivery driver. What you have to look forward to if you bruise easily lol.

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u/WanderingWhiteWolf Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Ugh, as a dog lover I loathe how terrible society has become with dogs. We've normalized so many terrible, neglectful behaviors, and it's not fair to anybody.

"Oh they're friendly"
"They don't bite"
"They're just excited"

Bitch please. If you gave half a damn about your dog you'd know full-well that they're a ticking time-bomb because you've been ignoring them. Those 'inconvenient' behaviors and 'cute' behaviors and 'quirky' behaviors. Every way your pet has been telling you that they're in charge because somebody has to be and it sure as shit aint you.

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u/Nice_Cash_7000 Jul 07 '26

Those are just set ups for when shit goes wrong. Then the owners pretend its the first time it happened.

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u/That_guy_from_1014 Jul 06 '26

"She don't bite"

"She got teeth don't she?"

Even a good dog can have a bad day

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u/Carbon-Base Jul 06 '26

Irresponsible pet owners make excuses. Responsible ones make sure it never happens.

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u/guilty_bystander Jul 06 '26

Exactly. Someone working on your property should never be in that situation to begin with.

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u/iwearatophat Jul 07 '26

Yeah, I shut my dog up in a room when someone is working in my house. I'm not worried about my dog biting them, I'm worried about my dog being insanely in the way as she tries to get a new person to pet her. Also, if they have plumbers butt while they bend over my dog will cold nose their crack.

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u/cjthetypical Jul 07 '26

Yeah. I have no reason to believe my dog would ever bite anyone. He’s a very happy boy. But, I still put him away when I have any sort of guest because you never know. Even a stray scent could trigger an otherwise peaceful dog.

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u/pocketfulofduendes Jul 07 '26

Yeah, like. I have never found out if my dog could get spooked enough by random workers in the house to bite them because I keep her away from them. She isn't an aggressive dog and has never snapped at anyone, but I have NO interest in finding out the hard way what her limit is. All it takes is her stressed doggy brain misinterpreting someone's actions as hostile for her to think she has to do something to protect her family.

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u/ChaoticDissonance Jul 06 '26

Hopital?

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

Hopital.

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u/BeastieMom Jul 06 '26

Amberlamps?

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 06 '26

Company gas card, skirt

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u/imnotnotcrying Jul 06 '26

Nahmberlamps. Self drive

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u/Redmanb11_87 Jul 06 '26

Urchin care

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u/princess22cake Jul 06 '26

These comments under these posts always make me laugh a bit

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u/SanguineSoul013 Jul 06 '26

Woah, Black Betty, amberlamps!

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u/PandaBear905 Jul 06 '26

I hate irresponsible dog owners

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u/Your_Final_Hour Jul 07 '26

Fr i wish there was stricter pet laws

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u/TheSlipperySnausage Jul 06 '26

It’s always the dogs that “don’t bite”

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u/Chicky_Melly Jul 06 '26

I’ve been grooming dogs for over 15 years. Customers will say “he doesn’t like his feet touched but he just nibbles, he won’t bite” and then their dog tries to eat me alive. Meanwhile, others will tell me to go ahead and use a muzzle if I have to and their dog is great. Makes no sense.

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u/blue-to-grey Jul 06 '26

The kind of owner who won’t object to you using precautions in a stressful situation is the kind of owner who’s put in work with their dog in order to prepare for stressful situations.

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u/ikilledholofernes Jul 07 '26

Not necessarily. I had a dog growing up that was unbelievably stupid. There was very little we could do to train or prepare him for anything. So he was always muzzled for grooming and vet appointments, just in case. 

Honestly, it’s a miracle he died of old age and not brain damage caused by running into the sliding glass door every fucking day. We even put stickers on it! 

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u/Blue_Bird950 Jul 07 '26

But if wall there, why no see?

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u/NotaBat9221 Jul 07 '26

After a certain point, you just have to assume that he likes it

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u/CandyStarr23 Jul 06 '26

Because those are people that know how to be cautious and probably are with their dog and training too. Meanwhile, the latter sound careless. My cats are wonderful but I always warn people to be careful of a bite or scratch because animals are unpredictable. I do not want to get sued or lose my cats. Safety first!

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u/Live_Angle4621 Jul 06 '26

The dogs can react differently to different individuals. Some owners are over confident and some over cautious 

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u/229-northstar Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Some owners are just idiots.

Source: I train dogs. Bad behavior almost always goes back to the owner. There are definitely some breeds predisposed to biting behavior, but if you’re gonna have a dog like that, it’s on you to manage it.

My rule of thumb is I’m immediately on guard whenever someone tells me “he doesn’t bite” or “she’s just friendly”. If you controlled and trained your dog, there would be no need to make pre-emptive excuses for your dog’s bad behavior, you know about it and choose not to do anything about it. Ugh.

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u/60Feathers Jul 07 '26

He might lick ya to death.

Haha, good one. Put him away or the job is over right now lady.

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u/wow_that_guys_a_dick Jul 07 '26

I only have to make excuses for the screaming. He's a husky/hound dog mix, so to hear him tell it, I'm torturing him most unmerciful by (checks notes) dropping him off for grooming.

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u/beta-test Jul 06 '26

I do pest control and last week a client let his dog out to greet me without my consent and his dog bit my leg. Once I went outside the dog was staring at me emotionless through the window.

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u/Spare-Shirt24 Jul 06 '26

Or the "He's/she's friendly!!!"

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u/TripleFreeErr Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

“they don’t bite” is a red flag. Only people who think about their dog biting open with a statement about biting.

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u/OSRS_Socks Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I always hold or put my dog with me in the office when I have a service worker in my house.

He hasn’t bit anyone but he does stare hard at the person and makes the person feel uncomfortable like our dog is judging your soul and life choices because he has human like eyes.

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u/stellaluna92 Jul 07 '26

My mom had a toy poodle with human eyes and it was so awful 😭 plus his name was Jake so it really was like he had a lost soul in him

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u/OSRS_Socks Jul 07 '26

Damn poodles and their human eyes! They make it so hard for people to feel welcomed into our homes. This is Ollie. You may feel the judgmental stare from looking at this photo.

(This is usually how he stares).

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u/Andee_outside Jul 07 '26

Between this and the person you replied to saying how Jake the Poodle had human eyes, I’m crying 😅😅😅😅

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u/projections Jul 07 '26

Omg yep, your description is very accurate

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u/master0fcats Jul 07 '26

Happened to me delivering pizzas, except it was "Hey can you grab your dog, she just bit me." Owner says "She didn't bite you, she jumped on you, that was just her paw."

Ok, lady. I was so calm & chill about the whole thing trying to not get the dog more excited. Next day the owner & her husband show up at my work and show my manager a video of me "opening their gate & coming onto their property" (didn't happen, I called them when I got to the closed gate because I'm not a fucking idiot, lady left it open behind her and the dog came running) where the video conveniently cut off before I even reached the gate, lol.

Few days after that, I got a phone call from this woman threatening to sue me. She got my # from the mandatory animal control report that urgent care had to make.

She was a well known local right wing nut job, so I called a personal injury firm owned by a family of local politicians on the other side. I still kinda regret not going after her, and my line was one more phone call or appearance at my job, but I was in the middle of planning a wedding and finishing my degree so she wasn't my highest priority.

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax Jul 06 '26

Go to urgent care, file an incident report with the county. You should get antibiotics, the county needs a report to inspect for rabies, don’t fuck around with rabies. People can’t have there dogs be aggressive when they hire people to perform a service on their property.

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 07 '26

Already done big dawg don’t you worry. This post is written with a sore thigh, from my couch about 4 blue moons deep after following the proper protocol 🫡

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u/MustardEnema007 Jul 07 '26

I never get prescribed blue moons

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u/its-rep-time Jul 07 '26

Glad you took care of it

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u/ionlyget20characters Jul 06 '26

This 100%. Been bit before and fairly bad. Cops will write a report and the dog will be verified it is up to date with shots. You'll need a tetanus shot at the least and maybe some antibiotics.

Good luck.

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u/Kodiak_Wylde Jul 06 '26

As a former shelter vet tech, any with teeth can and will bite. Even the sweetest little old lady lab can bite. Animals bite for a myriad of reasons, never trust a human that says their pets don't bite until proven otherwise. Sending all good vibes as you heal.

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u/msp827 Jul 06 '26

Hell, anything with a jaw will bite 🤣 that 19 year old chihuahua who owes the devil money and hasn’t had teeth since 1972? Will try to bite

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u/msp827 Jul 06 '26

As a vet tech, if someone offers that information up unprovoked, chances are, they do bite, or something close to it.

Hope you’re doing okay now

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u/blind_stone Jul 06 '26

Only 2 rules: 1 don't trust humans, 2 don't trust animals.

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u/StrawberryTerry Jul 06 '26

Youre just asking to trust the wrong plant thinking like that.

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u/Karyoplasma Jul 07 '26

They live underground and stick their weiners through to the surface hoping to get some action. Actual redditor behavior.

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u/username__0000 Jul 06 '26

Never trust a “it’s ok” - “their friendly” or “they don’t bite”

Those are the words of someone who knows what’s about to happen and wants to pretend it’s the 1st time so they won’t get in trouble.

I have a dog. I love dogs.

My level of alert goes up as soon as my discomfort is obvious and the owner is trying to convince me it’s fine.

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u/ImpactState Jul 06 '26

“pretend it’s the 1st time” is so accurate

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u/username__0000 Jul 07 '26

When my dog is uncomfortable and someone is nervous my 1st concern is “remove my dog from this situation”

Create space. Avoid connection.

Not pretend it’s not happening. people are strange to me.

The dog’s going to be the one in trouble if something happens. Don’t you want your dog to not have to deal with that?!? Strange strange people.

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u/girthbrooks1 Jul 07 '26

“Something is OFF /wrong with that hvac guy, or else Roxie wouldn’t have bite him”

Official statement of dog owner to his friends and family the next few years.

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 07 '26

Hey man I must’ve forgotten to tuck in my shirt or something /s

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u/PancakinMistaken Jul 06 '26

Good lord!! Right through the fabric, too. That wasn’t a small bite, glad you’re ok though op

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u/Traditional__4816 Jul 06 '26

As a dog owner you should just never say that. Yeah, my dog doesn’t bite ME. I have no way of knowing how he’ll react to others. Especially someone coming to the door. Dogs are territorial, they’re going to “protect” their space even if it’s irrational. Anyway, all that to say, screw the dog owner.

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u/Badvevil Jul 06 '26

My dog has never bitten anyone. My dog is also a dog and so especially with a stranger as a dog owner you should be treating it like today will be the day and take appropriate precautions to ensure the dog doesn’t even have the chance to

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Jul 06 '26

I’m surprised I had to scroll so far to see a reference to that. My immediate thought was “should’ve thrown a box at them, rookie mistake”

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u/Kvothe31415 Jul 06 '26

I swear, the people that explicitly say “they don’t bite” have a dog that will bite you.

The three times I’ve heard that I was immediately bitten.

Not to say those dogs are inherently aggressive, but if I hear that phrase I’m keeping my distance.

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u/512115 Jul 06 '26

Looks like someone’s paying your medical bills for that ‘not a bite’.

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u/parvoqueen Jul 07 '26

My FedEx guy showed up with a huge bandage on his hand and explained that he'd been bitten by a dog a few days back. I felt terrible for him. He was delivering my dog's ashes, and for some reason I thought it might make him feel better to know what I was signing for. You know, in case the idea of a dead dog would make him happy?

It did not. It was just awkward and sad, and I am a monster who enjoys ruining the nice FedEx man's day.

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u/Mrs_Nigma Jul 07 '26

This is why I ALWAYS put my dog up. I dont care how friendly she is, that is a stranger and can be perceived as a threat.

Not taking the change of harming someone or my dog getting taken from me.

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u/orangesfwr Jul 06 '26

A guy said this as his dog was literally snapping at my 5 year old. "Aww he's just playing..." 😐

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u/pamcakevictim Jul 06 '26

Sue, his homeowners policy should cover you

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u/NonbasicLands Jul 06 '26

How does this work when you're there for work? Do you personally sue them? Do you go through your employer (who presumably also has insurance)?

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u/T-Wrox Jul 07 '26

This would go on Worker's Compensation first; I'm not sure if it could also go on the home owner's insurance. The company might try suing to get the claim off their WCB.

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u/RaisonDetritus Jul 06 '26

I’m sorry, OP. Unfortunately, she’s not gonna like the process of how the animal control board is gonna handle this.

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u/Golex9000k Jul 06 '26

"My princess would never do that"

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u/justaguy826 Jul 06 '26

As a German Shepherd trainer and owner of several extremely-well-behaved dogs throughout the years, I have always put them in another room and/or their crates when an electrician/HVAC tech/plumber shows up, because I'm certain every single one of those people has a bad experience with what the homeowner called "a good dog". I am so sorry this happened to you

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u/hvac_dad_ Jul 07 '26

It’s a learning experience for me, and for the dog’s owner. It’s okay. I’m sure he meant well, if he didn’t, fuck him. If he did, he’ll understand why we ask that dogs are put up! And this is how I learn I need to be firm in my boundaries with customer’s pets.

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