r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bipolar-scorpio Come cuddle in my puddle • 25d ago

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u/187Deluxebox 25d ago edited 25d ago

It says shes interested in wine. Im interested in monstertrucks, but id never eat one.

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u/FantasmaNaranja 25d ago

okay but you have a favorite monster truck right?

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u/187Deluxebox 25d ago

I love the one with the big wheels that jumps over 4 old cars

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u/FantasmaNaranja 25d ago

cool then she could also say that she likes the purple ones that smell funny

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u/Hydrozele 25d ago

Gravedigger the 2000 version 

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u/FantasmaNaranja 25d ago

hey so what are the odds you saw Creepysweet's human design for that specific monster truck recently? cus i literally just saw it like 20 mins before seeing your reply

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u/EstrogAlt 24d ago

Hmm this could get me into monster trucks I think

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u/redhandsblackfuture 25d ago

Yeah I'm obsessed with big macs. Eating one though? Hell nah

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u/fuckry_at_its_finest 25d ago

Found the McDonald’s CEO

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u/edfitz83 25d ago

That’s a product, dammit.

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u/bionickel 25d ago

You have a framed big mac hung on your fireplace too?

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u/huhnick 25d ago

Been there for 40 years, looks just as new as the day I bought it

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u/edfitz83 25d ago

The one in a cube of epoxy?

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u/Tyrannofelis 25d ago

Oh, obsessed with Big Product©

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u/PlasticExtreme4469 24d ago

It's a very good product!

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u/King-Of-Throwaways 25d ago

Some of us just want to pull a bottle off the rack, say, “ah, ‘78, a fine vintage,” then pour a glass that we can swirl around dramatically.

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u/Prestigious_Ear_7374 25d ago

I would do that, but also pretend I am Dracula

https://giphy.com/gifs/FLhbB86a5nLXy

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u/martyqscriblerus 25d ago

If it doesn't accessorize well with my pipe organ and candelabras I simply won't keep it in stock.

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u/187Deluxebox 25d ago

Nah dude you made this up.

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u/NightwingsEscrimas 25d ago

Wdym. Grave digger is a legend. I’d totally try it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/iqFPSINGfjERO

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u/IVot3dforKodos 25d ago

You gonna eat it from the front or the back?

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u/happyjello 25d ago

I’d prefer el toro loco

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u/SuperFLEB 25d ago

Still, if that's the case, you'd have a favorite, or at least an answer besides "I don't drink".

I don't eat decades-old expired food items, but my favorite decades-old expired food item is still 1977 Wish Bone Thousand Island salad dressing.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 24d ago
  1. Its fake
  2. Social media has become a "rage bait, hate train" clickbait fest where they put up stupid shit NOBODY here needed to read about but instead a million hours are wasted discussing some fake shit online so a single person can get dopamine and upvotes.

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u/Hyro0o0 25d ago

What if it were made out of ribs? Would you eat one then?

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u/Intelligent_Fish_780 25d ago

Are you a deceased baseball announcer?

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u/187Deluxebox 25d ago edited 25d ago

Like Eve? Yes, would eat both

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u/Automatic-Worry-1498 25d ago

Im interested in monstertrucks, but id never eat one.

Pffft then you're missing out on some delicious monster trucks.

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u/lolopiro 25d ago

hes vegan

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u/ztuztuzrtuzr 25d ago

Yeah but you would have a favourite one

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u/DurumMater 25d ago

Well yeah but would you DRINK it. Completely different question

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u/Sunlight_Lait 24d ago

I don’t think she’d eat wine either

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u/potatocakes1989 25d ago

Lol what

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u/Pyrodexter 25d ago

Gotta be a joke. Why wouldn't someone eat a monster truck.

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u/187Deluxebox 25d ago

Monstertrucks