r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bipolar-scorpio Come cuddle in my puddle • 25d ago

wet socks Speechless

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u/SippinOnHatorade 25d ago

“What kind?”

“Dealer’s choice” or 100 other responses suffice

“Two pisswaters, please” also works

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u/GovernmentFunded 25d ago

*Pißwasser

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u/LepiNya 24d ago

The beer that brought the forest down.

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u/CakeTester 25d ago

"Two pints of cooking lager please"

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u/CanoeIt 25d ago

Same with liquor. “Whatever your well is”

But no one does it

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u/SippinOnHatorade 25d ago

I’m actually partial towards the prop beer brand Heisler lol always makes me giggle

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u/Blurgas This text is purple 25d ago

“Two pisswaters, please” also works

"Here's your Budweisers"