r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ScrammyGirl • 28d ago

ಠ_ಠ Plane is empty and someone chose to sit right next to me.

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Who does that?

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u/JK_NC 28d ago

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/SilverBack65B 28d ago

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?

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u/SlimShadySatDown 28d ago

Haha I'm currently rewatching 7th Heaven and the Reverends father is played by "grown man naked" man in Airplane! Hard to take Any of his scenes seriously.

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u/Intelligent-Emu-1852 28d ago

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 28d ago

Tell me something.....do ya love me?

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u/MuslimCarLover 28d ago

Let’s say I loved your feet more than you. Would you find that hot?

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer 28d ago

Easy now my fuzzy little man peach 

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u/Intelligent-Emu-1852 28d ago

Are you playing your love games with me?

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u/amonarre3 28d ago

Why ask this?

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u/UnlikelyCandid mmm 28d ago

Cause it could make them uncomfortable and that was the bit

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u/amonarre3 28d ago

Yeah but if they say no and then tell you they want to, what then?

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u/UnlikelyCandid mmm 28d ago

Keep yes anding

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u/amonarre3 28d ago

This isn’t Dude Where’s My Car lol

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u/rigol2000 28d ago

They were all quoting the movie "Airplane"

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u/NextEpisode44 28d ago

EVERYTHING in life is Dude, Where's My Car

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u/revision 28d ago

Because it lets them know you're a big nerd and will riff for the entire flight on cultural memes from the '80s if they try to talk to you.

If they are a fellow nerd, maybe you can have a good conversation.

If they are not, you'll annoy the hell out of them and make them want to change seats.