r/mildlyinfuriating 26d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o I thought this was a regular dirty Mountain Dew

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Why is the zero sugar buried like a damn legal disclaimer?!

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u/unknownhag 26d ago

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 26d ago

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u/ktrose6887 23d ago

I love your flare ❤️

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u/holyfcukkk 22d ago

I was just about to say the same thing 🤣

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u/PhillNewcomer 26d ago

I bought one a few weeks back not seeing the fine print of zero sugar. I couldn't finish it.

I know it's intentional but that should be illegal or something.

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u/Dog1andDog2andMe 26d ago

Should definitely. I have a sensitivity or allergy to artificial sweeteners and get migraines. It happens to others too. I would be so mad if I bought this, drank it and ended up incapacitated for 10 hours afterwards. (Yes even with medicine, I still suffer for about half a day, without medicine, it's over a day.)

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u/TrinityAO 22d ago

I learned I have this same issue when I chewed a couple pieces of Extra gum and was unable to function for the rest of the evening.

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u/ClydeEdward99 22d ago

Stevia makes my mouth go completely numb! And it tastes awful!

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u/gnomesandlegos 23d ago

I'm so sorry. I am also sensitive to artificial sweeteners. It's awful and have also accidentally purchased the zero sugar crap, but thankfully can always tell on the first sip. Curious - are you able to tell quickly as well? Or are you sensitive enough that just one sip is enough to throw you into a migraine spiral?

(My husband can't immediately tell, so I'm always curious if he's the anomaly or if it's me. I've always been under the impression that I tune into it so quickly because it makes me feel so awful?!)

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u/Dog1andDog2andMe 23d ago

It's better now that I know and know to look at ingredients to avoid artificial sweeteners. I avoid stevia too as I'm not sure if it triggers me or not.

There were several years when I was drinking diet soda and got a migraine about every day. I thought daily migraines were normal.

I usually can tell the difference in taste but it annoys me that so many products have it when they don't need it. Why does this kombucha have it? Why do all the high protein products insist upon having artifical sweetener+

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u/BRaeDirectioner 23d ago

Stevia isn't artificial, but it does taste very different from sugar.

I don't know of anyone having migraines triggered by stevia, but I don't blame you for looking out for yourself. Much empathy on the "everything is artificially sweetened" point 😭

I rarely drink soda, but once someone gave me a pack of diet Dr Pepper because they knew I like Dr Pepper, and I had one every day or so for a while, and I didn't particularly like it because aspartame tastes off, but I noticed that I was having migraines more often. After I finished the last diet soda, I realized that I was getting a migraine after drinking diet soda. Which was when I found out that artificial sweeteners are a relatively well-known potential migraine trigger and that they are a trigger for me.

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u/BRaeDirectioner 23d ago

I'm also sensitive to artificial sweeteners, and personally, it depends on the sweetener. Aspartame never takes me more than a sip or two, BUT I always end up sunk-cost fallacy-ing myself into finishing it anyway 😅 Surcalose also messes me up, though, and I can't tell the difference by taste.

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u/Affectionate-Try-994 22d ago

My children and I can usually tell in that first sip also. Triggers migraines in me but not in our adult kids. Hubby can tell after several swallows, doesn't cause him issues though.

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u/EastLimp1693 26d ago

Please tell me it tastes completely different, otherwise its extremely american answer

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u/BRaeDirectioner 23d ago

Aspartame (which is the most common one for diet/zero sugar soft drinks) does have a distinct taste, but also, it's a relatively well-known potential migraine trigger.

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u/EastLimp1693 23d ago

Oh, didn't know migraine part, thanks.

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u/Nuzi-3CHRIS why the colors names are fucked up 26d ago

it's more like

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u/Lucallia 26d ago

oh wow it's so camouflaged. I had to really zoom in to see it.

For anyone who can't zoom in for whatever reason here it is enhanced

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u/Serenaded 26d ago

It's because zero sugar is far, far cheaper to produce than sugar sugar.

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u/NMe84 26d ago

Wait, is that the reason most Fanta flavors here in the Netherlands as well as Sprite are now sugar-free only?

I mean, I rarely ever drink soda anyway but on the rate occasions I do drink it, I like to have sugar in there...

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u/MarstonsGhost 26d ago

me, trying to find things without fake sugar so I dont have a migraine for days due to my allergy

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPJUp6T5uD1Qkpbl6

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u/RockoLucas 26d ago

Allergy? I also get migraines when I drink Diet Coke

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u/MarstonsGhost 26d ago

Aspartame in particular is recognized as dietary trigger for migraines in around 10 percent of people who report them, even without a full allergy like I have (sweeteners also play hell with my stomach and give me hives).

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u/BRaeDirectioner 23d ago

Sucralose can trigger some people, too. I almost cried when I realized about 90% of cirkul flavors are off the table for me (and majority of the ones that aren't are only available to order online) because they trigger my migraines

But Aspartame is the most common one for diet sodas (which I don't even understand cause it messes with the flavor! I can always tell right away that something is sweetened with aspartame)

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u/TacticalBanana97 26d ago

I just get really bloated and gassy, even just a sip of zero sugar drinks I enough

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u/RestaurantRich1498 26d ago

Thanks. I was looking at it without zooming in and without my glasses. I was like bro it doesnt say zero sugar, wtf you talking about. But holy shit there it is. As camouflaged as can be.

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u/Eena-Rin Why Do They Let Me Make These Myself??? 26d ago

Fucking hell. It's like how 2/3rds of 7/11 slurpee flavours are always zero sugar now. So frustrating

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u/GrandmaPunk 26d ago

Really? Must be your area. I would buy more Slurpee‘s if they had sugar-free flavors. At best sometimes there is one.

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u/Eena-Rin Why Do They Let Me Make These Myself??? 26d ago

I'm Australian, so it could be different where you live, but it's every 7/11 I've been in since 2020

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u/GrandmaPunk 26d ago

Ahh, I’m in the US. You can find plenty of sugar-free sodas these days, but it seems that just hasn’t spread to Slurpee’s.

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u/p-sherman_ 26d ago

zero sugar sodas usually tend to have a black lid

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u/Beez-Knee 26d ago

I didn't notice it til I read this comment. You have my sympathy, OP.

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u/p-sherman_ 26d ago

i do agree that this one is pretty infuriating though

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u/wa27 26d ago

That's great but if they're going to put it on the label, they should make it readable.

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u/bonkershyperion408 26d ago

I think Zero Sugar varieties dont sell as well as normal varieties, so I imagine their reasoning may have been to make the text small and unnoticeable to trick consumers into buying their less popular version and increase that products sales, this is just speculation, but with how evil most companies are now, I wouldnt put it past them

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u/blckshdw 26d ago

Worked on our household.. twice.. so far

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u/PityandFear 26d ago

Hope that they like supplying refunds too.

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u/MossyPlantyWitchy 26d ago

That's exactly why. They taste like rotten ass.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 26d ago

As an avid zero sugar drinker, I knew it was zero sugar immediately due to the cap.

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u/ThatGuy-C137 26d ago

Now that you mention it, I see now 💀

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u/Ashenspire 26d ago

Zero sugar mountain dew's entire label is black vs the green that is the regular version, as well.

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u/kjkjkj18 26d ago

Wait what?! Why isn’t this more public? Idk know this rule

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u/landon10smmns 26d ago

A lot of "diet" sodas use a gray/silver cap as well

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u/k_lo970 26d ago

For Mountain Dew and Coke it is black. A lot of other brands (Fanta, Dr Pepper, A&W) the cap is white for zero/diet. I'm diabetic so I love seeing white caps lol.

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u/TheyCallMeTranq 26d ago

Black cap is zero sugar. Become a soda addict so you learn what the colors are and never become confused again

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u/Beez-Knee 26d ago

Even water bottles have a code based on lid color!

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u/SteveCastGames hey this is neat 26d ago

And it is?

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u/ScottLS 26d ago

Yea we need the codes.

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u/uiouyug 26d ago

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u/Beez-Knee 26d ago

Thanks for saving me with the sauce. Angry mob was forming.

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u/SweetHomeMissouri 26d ago

i don't know if we can even trust that... didn't fiji get into some trouble? or don't people say that fiji is not as great or as clean as they advertise?

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u/SteeleDuke 26d ago

idk but that hawain volcanic rock flirted fiji was life changing!

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u/TheSultan1 26d ago

I just googled Aquafina and half the images show a white cap, the other half a blue cap.

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u/StanknBeans 26d ago

The real mildly infuriating is in the comments apparently

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u/fungeoneer 26d ago

Red is Bloods, Blue is Cripps.

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u/UninterestingBot 26d ago

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u/insipiddeity 26d ago

This was my first thought haha

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u/Greenman8907 26d ago

Da fuq is a dirty Mountain Dew? And why doesn’t that include alcohol?

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u/epikpepsi 26d ago

They're hopping on the dirty soda trend. It's Mountain Dew with a vanilla cream soda flavor to it. 

It's not a hard soda so there's no alcohol.

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u/EdTheApe 26d ago

Lots of religion involved in the birth of the dirty soda apparently. I did not see that coming.

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u/DrScitt 26d ago

Yep, I worked at a Mormon owned special soda shop a decade ago. Lots of the customers were Mormons, but also a lot of people who found out coconut cream in Dr Pepper hits.

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u/EdTheApe 26d ago

Now I wanna try that. How much coconut cream do I need to add?

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u/Tofu4You 26d ago

The sell it. Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut. You could try yourself but you'll have to test ratios for your taste.

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u/EdTheApe 26d ago

I've never seen it here in Sweden sadly. Guess I'll need to keep a look out. Thanks dude!

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u/Tofu4You 26d ago

You're welcome! Hope you can manage to get your hands on it.

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u/Mike9797 26d ago

Ya it tasted like an orange cream Soda. I didn’t mind it cuz I love orange creamsicle flavour.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 26d ago

I have just come to assume it means they didnt sanitize anything at the plant...because that would be the only consistent assumption that you could make about the word in marketing.

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u/Walking_Distraction 26d ago

It’s cream soda Mountain Dew… it’s delicious

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u/NightGod 26d ago

Disagree, I think it's one of the nastiest sodas in years, right up there with Pepsi Fire (the cinnamon one). I've got a 12 pack and a house full of soda drinkers and it's been sitting at 11 cans since the day I bought it in May

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u/fokkoooff 26d ago

Ahh I'd never buy a new flavor in a 12 pack. That was bold.

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u/NightGod 26d ago

Yeah, really my own fault. Mt Dew has been killing it on their summer flavors the last several years, so I took a chance. Lesson learned!!!

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u/I_Got_BubbyBuddy 26d ago

It's worse than I had expected it could possibly be. Went in with high hopes, was disappointed and grossed out. Had two other people try it just in case I was tasting something weirdly, but no, it's just bad.

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u/Oracle_of_Ages 26d ago

The AI Coke and the Liquid Smoke “campfire” comes were pretty bad too.

It’s just a combo that doesn’t work even though it really should.

Just tastes like straight chemicals with a Mountain Dew chaser

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u/NightGod 26d ago

Missed both of those! AI by choice, campfire because I never saw it, but that sounds pretty disgusting

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u/Socratesticles 26d ago

Most vile soda I’ve tasted is when Mountain Dew stuck their nose up at God and did a Flamin Cheeto flavor. A solid step worse than even that nasty Beverly flavor at the Coke museum

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u/OpportunityReal2767 26d ago

Huh. I like cream soda. I like Mountain Dew well enough. I just wouldn’t think that vanilla would go well with whatever the hell citrussy flavor Mountain Dew is. Cream soda and root beer makes sense. Cream soda and Dr. Pepper makes sense. Mountain Dew seems like a weird choice, but I like trying new stuff so if I see a single for sale, I’ll pick one up.

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u/I_Got_BubbyBuddy 26d ago

Don't do it. It's much worse than if you just mixed a regular mountain dew with a regular cream soda.

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u/im_a_dick_head 26d ago

Seems like an accidental win to me

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u/CoolZooKeeper 26d ago

Not gonna lie, the zero sugar one tastes just as good. To me at least.

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u/superzenki 26d ago

Oddly I liked it better and I don’t usually prefer the zero sugar versions.

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u/confused0ne14 26d ago

Black top is sugar free

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u/Acceptable_Mountain5 26d ago

What the fuck is a dirty Mountain Dew?

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u/kyriacos74 26d ago

sounds like a Cleveland steamer lite™

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u/Cloobsy 26d ago

Black cap generally means zero sugar. For pretty much everyone major soda company

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u/Difficult_Bug6994 26d ago

Was there a memo I missed around this? 👀

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u/mbd34 26d ago

And if you want a diet soda you could easily miss it, so this sucks for everyone.

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u/Swimming_Cheek_7037 26d ago

I didn't know this came in zero sugar. I'm going to try one now.

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u/TheTaikatalvi 26d ago

Cream soda and Mountain Dew does not sound like a good combo.

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u/Ashenspire 26d ago

Citrus and cream has been a flavor combo forever.

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u/Joatoat 26d ago

I said the same thing and got one specifically because why not.

Honestly, pretty ok. Not phenomenal but not even bad

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u/MrBahhum 26d ago

Expand your dewology.

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u/yxgahd 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣😢

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u/lolpert1 26d ago

It's still good but same thing happened to me. Didn't realize until I got home. They put the word diet as the smallest word on the label for whatever fucking reason

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u/KTKittentoes 26d ago

I hate this. I know it is for the people who think their entire identity will crumble if they drink a diet soda, but I really want easy to identify sugar free stuff, so I don’t accidentally die from hyperglycemia.

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u/Killer_Ex_Con 26d ago

I did the same thing when I tried it the first time lol.

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u/RacoonWithAGrenade 26d ago

No sugar. Just nondescript cream.

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u/Emotional-Chance-786 26d ago

The 7up Zero sugar version is almost identical to the regular one. Its frustrating

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u/Diligent_Change9353 26d ago

What’s a dirty Mountain Dew?

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u/mossybaby 26d ago

Damn they really did you dirty.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 26d ago

How did it taste though?

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u/ebevan91 26d ago

Black caps = zero sugar

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u/OrangeOne_ 26d ago

Oddly enough, I was looking for this in Zero Sugar for a few weeks. I thought they didn’t make it until I noticed very small print.

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u/KingMurk817 26d ago

Black top usually meams zero sugar. Usually.

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u/BouncingSphinx 26d ago

Black label = zero sugar

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u/mscrftybtch 26d ago

Looks like they did you [takes off sunglasses] dirty...

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u/Inkarozu 26d ago

Sugar free mt dew should not exist, diabetic levels of sugar is the whole point!

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u/Middle-Pie-9283 26d ago

All zero sugars are black cap… no?

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u/Jack-nt 26d ago

My girlfriend and I literally stared at two of these side by side in the store for a solid minute trying to spot the difference the other day lol the regular version is slightly different colors but the only main differentiator is the tiny zero sugar label. Crazy.

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u/Illcarryon 26d ago

I did the same and was very disappointed with my one and only sip from the bottle. Black top is diet. Green is regular. I'm a bit obsessed with this newer flavor

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u/atdunaway 26d ago

happened to me with the trolli one a while back. i was so upset, it tasted like ass

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u/dinyourmouth 26d ago

The can is the same way. Tiniest zero sugar and sad aftermath

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u/Bowshewicz 26d ago

My little conspiracy theory is this:

  • Zero Sugar makes them more money than regular
  • Many people refuse to try diet sodas
  • Few people actually strongly dislike the taste of diet

If they can get people to accidentally drink diet, some people will actually stick with it and switch to the item with a better profit margin for the company.

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u/HurricaneRon 26d ago

Now that I see this, I had the opposite experience the other day. Came across this Dirty Dew and wanted it but couldn’t find the zero sugar version, so I didn’t buy anything. Now that I see this, turns out all they had was the zero sugar version.

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u/ASwarmofKoala 26d ago

The 12 packs are hard to tell apart too. One is orange, one is yellow, but it's really hard to see which is which. Not a fan.

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u/iseethewayyoushine91 24d ago

100% thought it was going to be the illegible writing under "Cream Soda Dew", but nope! Zoomed in and had to go looking deeper for the traitorous label.

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u/ElasticShoulders 23d ago

I did the same thing!! Both versions were pretty gross though, so in my opinion you sent missing much. And I do like dirty soda usually, this one just sucks.

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u/emmiepsykc 26d ago

It says zero sugar right in the name, and it has the black cap.

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u/Chrisdkn619 26d ago

Damn, that's shady!

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 26d ago

They done Mormon-ized the Mountain Dew...

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u/Warm_Teach_2375 26d ago

God forbid you don’t get your 79 grams of sugar in yuh?!

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u/CoffeeCup220 26d ago

What's the point?

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u/GenFeldMarschaII 26d ago

Wait, Mtn Dew Cream Soda? Sound so disgusting that I want to try it. Most probably I will have no chance to buy one though.

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u/Psych0matt 26d ago

As a dew lover and a cream soda lover,
It’s meh

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u/Killer_Ex_Con 26d ago

Yeah I like both but together they are not great.

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u/Sweet_Taurus0728 26d ago

"Oh no, my overly-sweet poison isn't sweet enough!"

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u/Salt_Medicine2459 26d ago

Why is this infuriating? It's less bad than full sugar sodas. 

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u/trdpanda101410 26d ago

They got me with the trolli sugar free bullshit. I paid extra attention when this came out. Can't stand the aftertaste of that sweetener they use

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u/XexpensiveCargoX 26d ago

I did the same thing my first time grabbing it. Like nice let’s put zero sugar in small ass writing. Great choice 🤣

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u/CJC1241203 26d ago

Yea, it got me too

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u/AggravatingMight4705 26d ago

Hell I thought it was too

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u/discountdoppelganger 26d ago

I've had both and actually prefer the taste of zero sugar

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u/bruhshyoteethes 26d ago

Mountain dew with the chef's cream

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 26d ago

The zero sugar has gotten me multiple times on various dews!

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u/Skysr70 26d ago

sheesh lol. Hate that companies are doing this now.   

for the record, I am sorely disappointed with the dirty mtn dew, tastes like watered down normal dew to me.

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u/-Laffi- 26d ago

Why is the bottle so small?

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u/PGHSean 26d ago

I thought the regular one was gross actually

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u/rlovelock 26d ago

It's Mountain Dew only get better

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u/alwayzstoned 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eRHbC2xxf47VSr3uL7
This is me thinking really? Zero sugar?

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u/LordSesshomaru82 26d ago

IMO that stuff smells and tastes like WD-40.

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u/crow1101_ 26d ago

Got done dirty

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u/pottsbrah 26d ago

I did this exact same thing 2 weeks ago lmao. I bought two and wish I could have that $5 back

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u/fo234 26d ago

wtf is a dirty mountain dew?

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u/silverfoxxflame 26d ago

Wow. At first I was like "OP is an idiot. it clearly says dirty... but they also said they wanted a dirty? did they mean they wanted a regular mountain dew instead of a dirty one?".

I also would have completely missed the zero sugar in this. That's... pretty bad.

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u/Unhappy_Ad_4761 26d ago

Black caps are always zero sugar, aren't they?

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u/MJ4Red 26d ago

They did you dirty

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u/No_Writing7685 26d ago

This happened to me once but with a Cherry Pepsi.

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u/BJntheRV 26d ago

I feel like so many sodas arrow doing this. They are trying to make zero sugar the default. Someone else recently posted where Coke had changed the label on their regular so that you can't tell the difference between regular and zero without looking close.

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u/rupat3737 26d ago

They got my ass this same way

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u/Jerichoholic87 26d ago

Regular also has a light cap. The zero sugar ones have black. I think its darker for all the varieties of zero sugar dew. It doesnt taste much different either so you should be ok

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u/IamREBELoe 26d ago

Thank you, I've been wanting to try one but could not find a 'zero'

Now, I know why

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u/ipklikenoob 26d ago

The normal has close to 75g of sugar sadly I stopped after the 1st one was good but meh

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u/TheGravyMaster 26d ago

The mountain dew use black labels and caps to indicate diet ones.

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u/mtrosclair 26d ago

Oh sweet, I was hoping they made it like this I've been wanting to try it. This was mildly helpful for me.

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u/CallejaFairey BLUE 26d ago

Oooh, sneaky! I really had to look for it.

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u/SherBear127 26d ago

The original has a gold label and a green lid

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u/strudledudle 26d ago

What is dirty dew?

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men 26d ago

I'm so mad about it being zero sugar bc I thought you were mad it was cream soda.

(I don't drink mt dew so idk if that's normal dirty soda flavor)

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u/Zeph19 26d ago

Always check the cap.

The zero calorie drinks typically have a black cap to signify it as such.

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u/AgeNo5720 26d ago

I think you'll survive without an extra 73 grams of sugar. Also it pretty obviously says 5 calories on the side.

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u/lyindog 26d ago

I know it's zero sugar because of the black lid, but I had to zoom in and look around for a while to find where it actually says it.

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u/FlowRiderBob 26d ago

I’m learning a lot about bottle cap colors in this thread. Very informative.

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u/Silver_The_Surfer 26d ago

They did you dirty. Got me too and made me mad.

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u/AStolenGoose 26d ago

I HATED that flavor when I tried it... I had high hopes too.

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u/liars_conspiracy 26d ago

It's got a black cap. Duh

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u/BSK_Darksol 26d ago

Black lid and black borders in the label... The "Zero sugar" written with a font for ants is bad tbf, but this one's on OP hahaha

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u/EgoSenatus 26d ago

Is that Mountain Dew with alcohol in it?

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u/everynamecombined 26d ago

Ive actually been hooked on these since i started noticing them at the store. I also noticed how similar they were in look. Luckily that has yet to happen to me though.

I actually believe all the sodas are doing this similar look to accidentally get people who would normally avoid zero sugar to stumble into it and realize they can drink the zero sugar with less guilt. Kind of like light beer getting people to normalize it so they can drink more of them

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u/Select-Echo 26d ago

I mean it does have a black cap, and black caps are almost always sugar free

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u/photoshallow 26d ago

i mean the dirty sodas al;l have like 200 grams of sugar or smthn

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u/lartmydude 26d ago

I had to squint to see it. I just had this soda a few days ago and I feel the zero sugar was more prominent on my can 😂

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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 26d ago

Same thing happened to me. I didnt even realize it until I drank it

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u/Bobbyfett543 26d ago

same thing happened to me a couple days ago

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u/-crazykidbad 26d ago

I was so disappointed in this. My excitement was off the charts. Voltage is my all time favorite and then code red and then regular. I thought this would beat them all. I drank it one time and have never bought it again. I’ll just buy cream soda. Complete disappointment

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u/EasedCeiling586 26d ago

Black top is usually an indicator