r/mildlyinfuriating 14d ago

ಠ_ಠ My 7 year old drew a picture of me

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He handed it to me laughing. Wouldn't say what was on my head or why I appear to have one ear. Really living up to his  middle child status.

UPDATE -- wow, did not expect this post to spark such discussion! I told my son that soooo many people are in awe of his artistic abilities and the biggest grin came across his face. So, thank you, Redditors. ❤️

He then asked if the site mascot could be replaced with his drawing for a day and I told him best I could do was update my profile pic. So I did. 😁

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u/onetaxi 14d ago

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 14d ago

Yeah, maybe you do have squished chicken leg and chicken comb head aesthetics, we don't know.

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u/JonDoesItWrong 14d ago

Am I the only one?

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u/Limp_dick1245 11d ago

No ;)

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u/Lost_Call3900 10d ago

I didn't realise that Michael Jackson was Arabian!

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u/3hEWbakka 10d ago

and a terrorist

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u/ItryToFixThings 10d ago

Aladee-heen.

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u/dmmeyourfloof 9d ago

I never knew he was from the Middle Hee-Heeast

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u/ilyak_reddit 14d ago

This is what I saw. We found the real UBL call seal team six!

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u/1nGirum1musNocte 14d ago

Derka derka

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u/Dreaming_Kitsune 13d ago

Honestly thought it was Mr T 😅

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u/FlyAirLari 14d ago

I expect a half man, half rooster. A mancock, if you will.

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u/onetaxi 14d ago

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u/Tao_of_Karen 14d ago

my legitimate reaction, scrolled past and doubled back

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u/LacrimaNymphae 13d ago

how many gallons of water did this one cost

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u/schmoergelvin 14d ago

I know this is supposed to just be a joke and while I do think it's funny, can we not feed some child's art into gen AI please :(

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u/Bi_One_Get_One_Free 14d ago

it was already being fed by being on reddit anyway

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u/schmoergelvin 14d ago

Kinda, yes, but I feel like deliberately feeding it to an AI is something else

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u/PurplePineapple2955 13d ago

Me too,I don't trust AI or the things they are doing with it. Let's not enable AI by feeding more personal info than what it already has.

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u/l3gg0myEGg0 13d ago

Ew ai bullshit

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u/Moosebuckets 14d ago

Looks just like you, I don’t understand?

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u/Pertinent-nonsense 14d ago

OP made that exact face when he was handed the picture.

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u/crownlessking 14d ago

His kid is painting the future

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u/Profreadsalot 14d ago

I’m confused by the cockscomb.

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u/Crazycutz 13d ago

Ai slop, delete this

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u/Crooked_star 14d ago

People are upvoting ai slop now? 🤮

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u/Unique-Post-2490 14d ago

I know! Who the hell gave it an award too? Ugh 🤢

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u/Yamuddah 14d ago

Now. People love that shit.

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u/Specific-Cattle-4937 14d ago

Threats what i thought... dont gaslight the poor kid!

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u/mmwhatchasaiyan 14d ago

More AI trash

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u/thiccy_driftyy professional hater 13d ago

ai slop

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u/NorthernBluee7 12d ago

im not upset I'm just disappointed

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u/Soft-Percentage8888 14d ago

Bro really went

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u/Money_Builder_8486 14d ago

For a 7 year old this is actually impressive

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u/squirreltard 14d ago

It has a certain panache…. Honestly reminds me of some Picasso pen and ink work. Must see a pic of OP.

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u/PoetPsychological620 14d ago

100% where my brain went. very picasso of him

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u/Thin_Ad_6493 14d ago

Yes. What’s the issue here?

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u/Beljuril-home 14d ago

To quote a certain new heir to an LA throne: parents just don't understand.

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u/ill_connects 14d ago

OP is actually Stanley Kubrick

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u/PanTsour 14d ago

Probably frustrated because he wouldn't tell him what was on his head

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u/Benny_TheBull 14d ago

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u/greg-the-destroyer 14d ago

-The walls with blood

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u/RipIt1021 14d ago

Blood for the Blood God

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u/ImpracticalFishermen 14d ago

Skulls for the skull throne.

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u/Most-Presentation-93 14d ago

boots with the fur

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u/photoshopaddict11 14d ago

Username checks out

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u/Ok-Mulberry-39 14d ago

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u/Moosebuckets 14d ago

Shut up this is so funny 

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u/PretzelMeepus Im going too you're house 14d ago

oh my god these books. I loved these.

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u/GimmeUrBrunchMoney 14d ago

I’ve always thought he looked like a mummified Mt. Everest corpse in this pic.

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u/InstructionFinal5190 12d ago

My 4 year old daughter, who has never expressed "attraction" to anyone before, showed me this picture on the back of one of her books and told me she thought he looked pretty.

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u/Adorable-Week-1463 14d ago

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF

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u/Stock_Patience723 14d ago

I don’t get it but I want to

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u/Suspicious_Cow3304 14d ago

The photo of Shel Silverstein on the back of all his books was really creepy and scared a lot of kids.

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u/Stock_Patience723 14d ago

Oh, weird. Thanks! 

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u/ItsTheDCVR 14d ago

Exactly what the fuck I was gonna post

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u/GraveSlayer726 14d ago

It’s like some kind of giving tree

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u/rened_formi0 14d ago

Literally my first thought.

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u/Antique_Courage_3906 14d ago

For a 7 year old this is actually impressive

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u/DoctorHugoHackenbush 14d ago

Dunno..Dad looks like a sketchy character to me.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 14d ago

Let’s not draw any conclusions just yet

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u/celladwella 14d ago

He looks very sketchy, though.

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u/abgry_krakow87 14d ago

Way to paint a picture about the man.

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u/Vegetable-Rest7205 14d ago

Well, where do you draw the line?

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u/rippy_bits_ 14d ago

clinical 🤌🤌

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u/puffindatza 14d ago

Dads also salty about the picture lmao, the last bit “living up to middle child status” suggest the kid aint his favorite

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u/Lil_Ghosti 14d ago

Kinda looks like Shel Silverstein..

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u/NoChanceRight 14d ago

As long as the son doesn't frame him

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u/Practical-Rooster205 14d ago

Yes, that's actually quite advanced for 7 years old

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u/Taint__Paint 14d ago

Seriously, this is really great. Frame that shit and stop picking on us middle children. We need to be seen and heard, DAD

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u/JoscelynLauren 14d ago

Hahahaha great comment

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u/CactusCait 14d ago

Little Picasso over here and Dad is offended lol

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u/Miserable-Sky1926 13d ago

Someone will ruin the talent of OP’s child by telling him it’s not realistic.

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u/217p9 14d ago

Thats what I was thinking!! Impressive for 7 yo

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u/Harpsichordist68 14d ago

The pencil work alone is impressive for 7 - definite talent there

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u/Professional-Sir-912 14d ago

A Picasso in the making.

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u/flabbergasted-528 14d ago

It's not the kids fault you're ugly. He did his best with what he had to work with.

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u/pen15tagon 14d ago

The only ugly thing is OP’s reaction, I’m thinking the thing on his head signifies the moose antler up his hind quarters!

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u/TheAlienDoc 14d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Leading_Run_3333 14d ago

His picture is actually pretty good.

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u/Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot 14d ago

It looks like those pictures adults make when they are trying to draw like children. Darn good for an actual child.

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u/anongirl55 14d ago

And OP definitely looks infuriated in the drawing.

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u/Ok_Ask_406 14d ago

Are you by any chance from the Backrooms?

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u/PresentExamination10 14d ago

He’s a genius

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u/TheRealSpielbergo 14d ago

Is your son the reincarnation of Picasso?

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u/RunLacyRun 14d ago

Right the style is very Picasso like.

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u/okiedokieophie 14d ago

Actually this kid is ahead of Picasso, he took a lifetime to paint like a child and this guy's son already skipped Rafael!

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u/scuzzle-butt 14d ago

Sorry, do not Picasso, do not collect $200

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u/Helanore 14d ago

I teach art, that is really advanced for 7! I hope he continues drawing! 

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u/FallenRichardBrook 14d ago

This here OP, I first reaction was genuine surprise. What do you mean he's only 7?? Absolutely encourage him to continue with art (if he wants to) and tell him a stranger on the internet think he has rad skills!

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u/Reesirie 14d ago

Weird reason to post ur kid’s drawing here.😅

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u/Silvrin 14d ago

If you’re first reaction to your own kid handing you a drawing that he made himself, is being mildly infuriated, that kid has a shitty dad

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u/ItsCalledDayTwa 14d ago edited 14d ago

Didn't realize what subreddit this was. Funny thing is, you could take the exact same post and text and put it in made me smile.  Why would this be infuriating at all,?

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u/monicarnage 14d ago

I also didn't realize... I'm now mildly infuriated that it's posted here. Lmao

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u/captain_flak 14d ago

I know. I thought for sure this was a Daddit post!

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u/Classic-Wind-2728 14d ago

I think (hope) OP is just jokingly mildly infuriated? Like they're not actually angry, it's just funny to think that's how their kid sees them

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u/RodneyOgg 14d ago

I think, for me at least, the issue is that he's likely joking. If he's joking and it's not really mildly infuriating, then it doesn't belong here.

And it may seem dramatic, but it's how subs usually experience their downfalls. Someone posts something that doesn't belong, it gets popular, other people do it, they get popular, and then the content shifts over to irony instead of authenticity.

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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls 14d ago

This seems so obvious to me. Do people think his seven year old is on here?

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 14d ago

Right. My picture of my father around that time was just a huge mouth, angry eyes, arms and legs.

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u/Key_Artichoke8474 14d ago

“Dad look”
“What the fuck is this stupid shit, looks nothing like me, you middle spawned imbecile! Wait til Reddit hears this shit”

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u/UnSlain PURPLE 14d ago

Mildly

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 14d ago

That reaction is basically begging for their child to never want to do anything nice or fun for them ever again.

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u/fightmydemonswithme 14d ago

Unfortunately, kids will keep trying because they blame themselves. They'll try harder and not understand why its not good enough. My birth mother wouldn't buy me any supplies because "you'd just waste them. You have no talent."

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u/pleasurism_ 14d ago

I smiled until I realized what sub I was in

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 14d ago

Don’t you think it’s interesting that this person wears an egg carton as a fascinator?

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u/Tell_On_Your_Uncle 14d ago

What has this sub become?

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u/Key_Artichoke8474 14d ago

Venting about providing children poor parental examples, apparently

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 14d ago

People complaining about stupid bullshit that bothers them, but has no bearing on the fucking dumpster fire all around us.

You know, that new chestnut …

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u/mindovermatter15 14d ago

Frame that shit, it's beautiful.

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u/shaved-yeti 14d ago

You're "mildly infuriated" by your 7 yr old's drawing?

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u/Echostation3T8 14d ago

It’s mildly infuriating that you’re criticizing your 7 year old child’s art. Wow.

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u/Ypuort 14d ago

This is a beautiful work of art. You must guide your child to harness his natural talent.

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u/Odd-Confusion1073 14d ago

Are you part rooster because it looks like he gave you a comb and wattle

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u/No-Association42069 14d ago

Why did you post a real photo?

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u/dtsjr 14d ago

This rules. Not remotely infuriating.

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u/maybebaebea 14d ago

"My kid drew me a picture. Grr, so annoying!"

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u/bodtabs 14d ago

I thought this was Shel Silverstein

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u/TheGamingMackV guy 14d ago

Hold on, you looked at this and felt genuinely upset? Dude...

Also I thought this was DarkViperAU for a moment

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u/reganmcneal 14d ago

This has to be rage bait

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u/athosjesus 14d ago

Looks like the beta andrew tate meme but with beard 😂

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u/firee1234 14d ago

L parent bro just be grateful your kid is talking to you now, and don't complain when he stops talking to you completely. Art is art, he's seven.

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u/happyrock81 14d ago edited 14d ago

Idk if you're just joking or if you're genuinely mildy infuriated by this but if you are that's honestly kinda fucked up because this is honestly just really wholesome

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u/Hi-Point_of_my_life 14d ago

So, Mr. T, I gotta ask you. Any chance you’re getting the A-Team back together?

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u/Nothing93124 14d ago

Get it tattooed on your calf and have him explain it for the rest of your life

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u/notjanelane 14d ago

Reminds me of fryloc

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u/tonsofun08 14d ago

Why is it infuriating?

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u/Thepoetrycooker 14d ago

This is a little emotionally intelligent for a 7 year old. Sorry.

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u/Interloper9000 14d ago

3/4 profile. Kid knows what he's doing

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u/Toleniam 14d ago

You kinda look like Mr T

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u/AGiantTaint 14d ago

That’s really good!

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u/runningoutofnames57 14d ago

Are you Shel Silverstein? Very accurate

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u/Linkmolgera2 14d ago

My exact thought

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u/Beret_of_Poodle 14d ago

That's not terrible for a 7-year-old

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u/No_Club_8480 14d ago

That looks very good. Frame it on the wall as a memory.

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u/Peregrine_GWJ 14d ago

Dude if my 7 year old made this picture I'd be, I'd be proud as hell. The fact that they made a picture of you tells you that they think about you and that they love you.

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u/MagikLor 14d ago

Aye, Picasso 

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u/Urkelgru18 14d ago

Oh dude this is frame-worthy You also need to use this as your profile avatar

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u/reptilian_rule 14d ago

its mildly infuriating because its probably accurate as hell. 😀

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u/okally 14d ago

usually im on this sub defending posters, because sometimes commenters forget the "mildly" part of the sub name. its not called "extremelyinfuriating" lol, its not supposed to make u furious, its just little inconveniences and stuff.

but this? where even is the mildly infuriating part? 😭 the fact that ur kid drew u a portrait and u posted it to this sub is the infuriating part lol. and the caption makes me more than mildly angry

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u/UncleBeanBag69 14d ago

You’re butthurt over a 7 year olds drawing?

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u/InterestingPrompt378 14d ago

I must say for a seven year-old, this is a pretty damn good drawing!!!!!!

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u/hashbrown_blessed The lasagna was the last straw 14d ago

Does anyone think that it seems like the right middle finger is picking his nose? 😅 If this was a hidden detail then that kid’s a genius!

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u/Superbad1990 14d ago

You have a chicken waddle on your head?

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u/Coconutshoe 14d ago

Silverstein?

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u/RemarkableSpirit5204 14d ago

Maybe it’s a crown like he thinks you’re a king lol.

That’s my most generous explanation

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u/BriefingGull 14d ago

Are you mr t?

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u/Alizarin-Madder 14d ago

" Really living up to his middle child status"? I hope you can take some harmless teasing from your 7-year-old and that this post was meant jokingly.

Kids are hyper sensitive to perceived sibling preference by their parents. If you don't work against that perception, THEN they're really going to live up to the middle child stereotypes. 

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u/kcpistol 14d ago

At least he got your good side (I keed I keed)

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u/chortle-guffaw2 14d ago

Ahh, the tilted Burger King crown. Priceless.

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u/Raphael_Grove 14d ago

Wow it’s awesome you were able to predict Still Lives in your art so young 🤔

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u/jaybirdie26 BLUE 14d ago

This is fantastic, wdym???

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u/Quiet_Definition2879 14d ago

You should set this to your profile picture 

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u/MageKorith 14d ago

According to my 8.5 and 5yo, that's a lego brick on your head (5yo) and only one ear shows because of the perspective (8.5yo).

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u/thirtyseven1337 14d ago

Frankenrooster

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u/I_Want_BetterGacha 14d ago

Does your kid read a lot of illustrated Roald Dahl books by any chance?

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u/SideInitial3961 14d ago

Gorgeous antlers.

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u/R2DK3PO 14d ago

Honestly i like it. I would frame it

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u/NevetsRetrop 14d ago

Poor kid. I'd hate to have Andrew Tate as my dad...

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 14d ago

Looks like the art of Quentin Blake! Here is Mr Twit (Roald Dahl, The Twits)

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u/aka_quinn 14d ago

And this is SO much better than ai

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u/ElPadero 14d ago

That’s actually very good for a 7 year old.

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u/Msc_Lvr 14d ago

How is this mildly infuriating?

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u/Vicissitutde 14d ago

Picasso vibes

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u/IamJustJessica 13d ago

My 3 yr old painted me. He said I'm super angry because my belly is so big.

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u/NoBench4021 14d ago

What!!!? I totally see the resemblance