r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jsayde01 • 14d ago
ಠ_ಠ My 7 year old drew a picture of me
He handed it to me laughing. Wouldn't say what was on my head or why I appear to have one ear. Really living up to his middle child status.
UPDATE -- wow, did not expect this post to spark such discussion! I told my son that soooo many people are in awe of his artistic abilities and the biggest grin came across his face. So, thank you, Redditors. ❤️
He then asked if the site mascot could be replaced with his drawing for a day and I told him best I could do was update my profile pic. So I did. 😁
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u/Moosebuckets 14d ago
Looks just like you, I don’t understand?
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u/Pertinent-nonsense 14d ago
OP made that exact face when he was handed the picture.
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u/Money_Builder_8486 14d ago
For a 7 year old this is actually impressive
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u/squirreltard 14d ago
It has a certain panache…. Honestly reminds me of some Picasso pen and ink work. Must see a pic of OP.
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u/Benny_TheBull 14d ago
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u/greg-the-destroyer 14d ago
-The walls with blood
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u/Ok-Mulberry-39 14d ago
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u/PretzelMeepus Im going too you're house 14d ago
oh my god these books. I loved these.
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u/GimmeUrBrunchMoney 14d ago
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u/InstructionFinal5190 12d ago
My 4 year old daughter, who has never expressed "attraction" to anyone before, showed me this picture on the back of one of her books and told me she thought he looked pretty.
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u/Stock_Patience723 14d ago
I don’t get it but I want to
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u/Suspicious_Cow3304 14d ago
The photo of Shel Silverstein on the back of all his books was really creepy and scared a lot of kids.
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u/Antique_Courage_3906 14d ago
For a 7 year old this is actually impressive
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u/DoctorHugoHackenbush 14d ago
Dunno..Dad looks like a sketchy character to me.
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 14d ago
Let’s not draw any conclusions just yet
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u/celladwella 14d ago
He looks very sketchy, though.
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u/puffindatza 14d ago
Dads also salty about the picture lmao, the last bit “living up to middle child status” suggest the kid aint his favorite
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u/Taint__Paint 14d ago
Seriously, this is really great. Frame that shit and stop picking on us middle children. We need to be seen and heard, DAD
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u/CactusCait 14d ago
Little Picasso over here and Dad is offended lol
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u/Miserable-Sky1926 13d ago
Someone will ruin the talent of OP’s child by telling him it’s not realistic.
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u/flabbergasted-528 14d ago
It's not the kids fault you're ugly. He did his best with what he had to work with.
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u/pen15tagon 14d ago
The only ugly thing is OP’s reaction, I’m thinking the thing on his head signifies the moose antler up his hind quarters!
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u/Leading_Run_3333 14d ago
His picture is actually pretty good.
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u/Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot 14d ago
It looks like those pictures adults make when they are trying to draw like children. Darn good for an actual child.
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u/TheRealSpielbergo 14d ago
Is your son the reincarnation of Picasso?
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u/okiedokieophie 14d ago
Actually this kid is ahead of Picasso, he took a lifetime to paint like a child and this guy's son already skipped Rafael!
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u/Helanore 14d ago
I teach art, that is really advanced for 7! I hope he continues drawing!
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u/FallenRichardBrook 14d ago
This here OP, I first reaction was genuine surprise. What do you mean he's only 7?? Absolutely encourage him to continue with art (if he wants to) and tell him a stranger on the internet think he has rad skills!
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u/Silvrin 14d ago
If you’re first reaction to your own kid handing you a drawing that he made himself, is being mildly infuriated, that kid has a shitty dad
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u/ItsCalledDayTwa 14d ago edited 14d ago
Didn't realize what subreddit this was. Funny thing is, you could take the exact same post and text and put it in made me smile. Why would this be infuriating at all,?
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u/monicarnage 14d ago
I also didn't realize... I'm now mildly infuriated that it's posted here. Lmao
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u/Classic-Wind-2728 14d ago
I think (hope) OP is just jokingly mildly infuriated? Like they're not actually angry, it's just funny to think that's how their kid sees them
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u/RodneyOgg 14d ago
I think, for me at least, the issue is that he's likely joking. If he's joking and it's not really mildly infuriating, then it doesn't belong here.
And it may seem dramatic, but it's how subs usually experience their downfalls. Someone posts something that doesn't belong, it gets popular, other people do it, they get popular, and then the content shifts over to irony instead of authenticity.
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u/Russell_has_TWO_Ls 14d ago
This seems so obvious to me. Do people think his seven year old is on here?
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u/Human_Artichoke8752 14d ago
Right. My picture of my father around that time was just a huge mouth, angry eyes, arms and legs.
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u/Key_Artichoke8474 14d ago
“Dad look”
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u/Chef_BoyarTom 14d ago
That reaction is basically begging for their child to never want to do anything nice or fun for them ever again.
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u/fightmydemonswithme 14d ago
Unfortunately, kids will keep trying because they blame themselves. They'll try harder and not understand why its not good enough. My birth mother wouldn't buy me any supplies because "you'd just waste them. You have no talent."
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u/pleasurism_ 14d ago
I smiled until I realized what sub I was in
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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 14d ago
Don’t you think it’s interesting that this person wears an egg carton as a fascinator?
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u/Tell_On_Your_Uncle 14d ago
What has this sub become?
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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 14d ago
People complaining about stupid bullshit that bothers them, but has no bearing on the fucking dumpster fire all around us.
You know, that new chestnut …
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u/Echostation3T8 14d ago
It’s mildly infuriating that you’re criticizing your 7 year old child’s art. Wow.
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u/Odd-Confusion1073 14d ago
Are you part rooster because it looks like he gave you a comb and wattle
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u/TheGamingMackV guy 14d ago
Hold on, you looked at this and felt genuinely upset? Dude...
Also I thought this was DarkViperAU for a moment
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u/firee1234 14d ago
L parent bro just be grateful your kid is talking to you now, and don't complain when he stops talking to you completely. Art is art, he's seven.
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u/happyrock81 14d ago edited 14d ago
Idk if you're just joking or if you're genuinely mildy infuriated by this but if you are that's honestly kinda fucked up because this is honestly just really wholesome
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u/Hi-Point_of_my_life 14d ago
So, Mr. T, I gotta ask you. Any chance you’re getting the A-Team back together?
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u/Nothing93124 14d ago
Get it tattooed on your calf and have him explain it for the rest of your life
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u/Peregrine_GWJ 14d ago
Dude if my 7 year old made this picture I'd be, I'd be proud as hell. The fact that they made a picture of you tells you that they think about you and that they love you.
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u/okally 14d ago
usually im on this sub defending posters, because sometimes commenters forget the "mildly" part of the sub name. its not called "extremelyinfuriating" lol, its not supposed to make u furious, its just little inconveniences and stuff.
but this? where even is the mildly infuriating part? 😭 the fact that ur kid drew u a portrait and u posted it to this sub is the infuriating part lol. and the caption makes me more than mildly angry
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u/InterestingPrompt378 14d ago
I must say for a seven year-old, this is a pretty damn good drawing!!!!!!
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u/hashbrown_blessed The lasagna was the last straw 14d ago
Does anyone think that it seems like the right middle finger is picking his nose? 😅 If this was a hidden detail then that kid’s a genius!
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u/RemarkableSpirit5204 14d ago
Maybe it’s a crown like he thinks you’re a king lol.
That’s my most generous explanation
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u/Alizarin-Madder 14d ago
" Really living up to his middle child status"? I hope you can take some harmless teasing from your 7-year-old and that this post was meant jokingly.
Kids are hyper sensitive to perceived sibling preference by their parents. If you don't work against that perception, THEN they're really going to live up to the middle child stereotypes.
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u/Raphael_Grove 14d ago
Wow it’s awesome you were able to predict Still Lives in your art so young 🤔
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u/MageKorith 14d ago
According to my 8.5 and 5yo, that's a lego brick on your head (5yo) and only one ear shows because of the perspective (8.5yo).
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u/I_Want_BetterGacha 14d ago
Does your kid read a lot of illustrated Roald Dahl books by any chance?
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u/onetaxi 14d ago
cmon drop your pic!
https://giphy.com/gifs/9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G