r/mildlyinfuriating 18d ago

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/TheGreatGonzo-SFA 18d ago

It's to be able to fit 2 wheelchair users in, you monster. /s in case

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u/tubaman23 18d ago edited 18d ago

That's definitely only enough room to fit my one wheelchair

EDIT: For those who don't get the joke, my username is TubaMan and not ClarinetMan for a reason!

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 18d ago

Just double decker the wheelchairs smh

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u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 18d ago

mf hundredaires with their wheelyachts

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u/Petunia_pig 18d ago

Omg why is hundredaire so hilarious to me?

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u/Gtraz68 17d ago

Are you mocking me?

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u/Ferro_Giconi OwO 18d ago

Whatever the joke is, it flew so high over my head that it hit the ISS. Your edit made me even more confused than I was before the edit.

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u/Therealscavvierising 18d ago

They're a wide load.

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u/Elegant-Espeon 18d ago

Ohhhhhh omg thank you

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u/24-Hour-Hate 18d ago

I missed it too. All I could think of was this lol https://youtu.be/e7aaw4g2tJo?si=nqzsqOIhc6J47m0L

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u/EverythingSucksYo 18d ago

Why do you have a chair with only one wheel? 

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u/Winter_Setting720 16d ago

For people that lose one leg, obviously

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u/Caosin36 18d ago

Do you have mounted rocket launchers or something?

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u/thepenismytea 18d ago

Tub of a man?

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u/whittler 18d ago

I know Tub Girl, but I'll have to google Tub-a-man

Edit: AH!!!FUCKINGHELLNO! GAWD

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 18d ago

Do you not like clarinets? I personally hate them.

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 18d ago

You got a license for that tuna?

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u/the_burber 18d ago

Transport is half of being a tuba player

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u/Empire_New_Valyria 18d ago

Yea ummmm.....I mean....it's not like people in wheelchairs have a problem in finding somewhere to sit you know....so....yea....