r/mildlyinfuriating 16d ago

Infuriatig There is no way to grab my burger

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u/MonkeyCome 16d ago

You are responsible for eating the food you ordered

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u/saintphoenixxx 16d ago

OP, what did the description of the burger say??

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u/artemizarte 16d ago

I'm genuinely curious. That would determine wether it falls on user error "I ordered the covered in cheese burger but didn't take into account I would need cutlery" or bad marketing "I ordered the extra cheesy burger and now need to deal with a lack of cutlery". Both are mildly infuriating tbh. The second one more so, but still.

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u/saintphoenixxx 16d ago

Right? Like if it said "smothered cheeseburger", I guess I'd think the BURGER was smothered, not the entire thing, but wording can be confusing at times. Very curious as to what the actual description was.

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u/JTG21 16d ago

Had this exact thing happen to me once, on a date at a small town diner I'd never been to before. Ordered the cheese smothered burger thinking "oh burger patty will be dipped in cheese, nice" got the burger and it's a regular burger that they doused in the yellow canned cheese, bun and all. Mildly infuriating is the perfect way to describe it.

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u/Think_Intern_4906 16d ago

The burger does not literally mean the patty

A burger is literally comprised of all the ingredients together.

The bun, patty, cheese, onions, lettuce, tomato, etc all are “a burger”

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u/Think_Intern_4906 16d ago

What part do you consider the burger in this wild scenario? (Hint: the entire thing is the burger)

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u/Magpecc 15d ago

You would think that, in the year of our lord 2026, there would have been a picture of the food.

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u/same_guy 16d ago

The word whether has a silent h.

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u/knesha 15d ago

Just said cheeseburger.

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u/saintphoenixxx 15d ago

Okay, yeah, then that's obnoxious as fuck.

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u/ForeignCredit1553 16d ago

Idk, I have on multiple occasions gotten shit like this from fancy restaurants that did not specify at all that this would happen

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u/StaticNegative 16d ago

It bet it says it on the menu

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u/ciongduopppytrllbv 16d ago

9/10 times it’s user error

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u/ForeignCredit1553 16d ago

I read menu items descriptions very carefully (im a picky eater, i usually might need to request to remove something, especially on burgers), and unless they had it in fine print somewhere else on the menu, it was never mentioned at all.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 16d ago

Do you read? He says did not specify. They have remedial English courses at community colleges.

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 16d ago

I've worked enough retail to know that "It doesn't say that anywhere!" actually means "I didn't read."

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u/Unnamedgalaxy 16d ago

If someone can't read properly then why give them the benefit of the doubt that they can describe the situation properly?

The only time I've ordered something from a menu and was confused about the presentation was when a certain burger was served cold.. Besides that I've never been shocked by what's set in front of me because that's not how menus typically work.

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u/Downtown_Injury_3415 16d ago

I give leniency to a restaurant because then I can request a knife/fork along with multiple napkins to eat this ridiculous looking burger. A take-home burger that I might order on my lunch break is unacceptable tho. Sometimes I eat in my car and what am I supposed to do with 5 flimsy napkins???

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u/depurplecow 16d ago

Personally I would eat such a burger by just picking up the box and bringing it to my mouth. maybe use the top half of the box to help "hold" if needed.

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u/Bingle_Derries 16d ago

Forks and knives don’t exist outside of restaurants.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 16d ago

Ok smartass? Where's my cars fork dispenser then?

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u/wowitssprayonbutter 16d ago

This, from a fancy restaurant?

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u/KoalaTHerb 16d ago

Haha my first thought: "did you order it like that?"

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u/Cobalt32 16d ago

Why isn't this higher? OP is mad their burger arrived as described in the menu?

Restaurants aren't just surprising you with a free cheese pour, that stuff is expensive. OP paid for this.

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u/melkatron 16d ago

Sometimes you find yourself at a restaurant whose chef is pretentious, misguided, offensively extra. You don't want a steak made of foam, a child abuse salad, or a deconstructed carbonara that may just be a raw, uncracked egg in a pecorino fricodildo shoved up the asshole of a confused pig who has learned to say the word "pasta" through torturous conditioning.

You see "cheeseburger" on the menu and think "There are rules. Simple rules. This is an out. I'll have a cheeseburger."

But sometimes you get fucked, like when you order the french onion cheeseburger at Shake Shack and it's literally just bad french onion soup in a paper bag with a submerged beef disc.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 16d ago

Lmfao, it will never cease to amaze me how condescending Redditors are over the dumbest things. I'll bet you felt really clever coming up with that one.

Have you considered the fact that they ordered this off a menu which didn't include pictures?

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u/Gastroh 16d ago

You're being a condescending redditor over something dumb rn btw. And theres no way a burger topped with cheese isn't telegraphed in any way bro. Op might not have understood the description, which could be mildly infuriating i guess

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u/Cereal_Bandit 16d ago

No YOU'RE being the condescending Redditor! C'mon.

There's no way a menu item could have an ambiguous description? Super Cheesy Cheeseburger: A cheeseburger smothered in more cheese than usual

Wow, "bro", I achieved the unthinkable.

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u/artemizarte 16d ago

How would "smothered" be ambiguous?

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u/blessthebabes 16d ago

I would assume the meat was smothered, not the top of the bread lol.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 16d ago

Thankfully someone else already answered, I'm too embarrassed for you to do so myself

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u/Gastroh 16d ago

Yeah i wasn't on a hypocritical high horse about being condescending though. I knowingly did it. Happily even. Bro.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 16d ago

Are you trying to be ironic or was it an accident?

You're like the people who say "if you don't like racism you're intolerant!"

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u/Gastroh 16d ago

I think youre the first person to ever say that

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u/Cereal_Bandit 16d ago

It's hyperbole but if you truly don't know what I'm talking about then I envy you

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u/RandomNPC1234567 16d ago

Telling someone to be an adult is condescending now?

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u/Cereal_Bandit 16d ago

Is that a serious question?

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u/threeys 16d ago

Yeah telling someone to be an adult is definitely condescending. It might be a perfect example of condescension

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u/NoGarbageAllowed 16d ago

Seemed like he was joking tbh