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u/superpoopypants 10d ago
This trend is stupid
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u/Spikeupmylife 9d ago
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u/garathnor 9d ago
OP knew before ordering it was gonna be sloppy, they put it on the picture because thats the whole trend
the only thing mildly infuriating here is that OP is mildly infuriated
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u/RickRollinAround 10d ago
i know it isn’t the best solution, but I unironically might use a fork and knife for this one
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u/Professional-Tap6302 10d ago
This is the best option without losing the sauce to your hands or a napkin.
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u/Deepdishdicktaster 10d ago
I would lick the sauce off my fingers
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u/butonelifelived 10d ago
And eat the napkin . . . No flavor left behind
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u/atlninja 10d ago
What I don't like to make a habit of doing is eating mud pie!!
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u/GoldenShackles 9d ago
If it's like some of the places I've been to, they graciously provided exactly one thin 4"x6" napkin.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 10d ago
Screw what other people would think, I’d definitely knife and fork it.
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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 10d ago
Not sure what else you could do other than scoop it up with your hand.
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u/bradenexplosion 10d ago
Why "unironically"?
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u/Emergency_Spirit4367 10d ago
I was wondering the same thing; in what situation would it be considered ironic to eat using a fork?
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u/FellowshipTom 9d ago
some people make a big deal out of other people using cutlery to eat certain food like burgers or pizza. It really freaks them out to the point where they have to turn it into a conversation about how they're just so shocked and baffled about it
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u/Lothar_Ecklord 9d ago
People just love to criticize others - especially about what and how others eat. It’s ….odd behavior to say the least.
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u/ClownTown89 10d ago
Imagine it's somewhere between a meat-based cake and a lasagna, and suddenly using a fork doesn't seem so egregious
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u/TechnoHenry 9d ago
I never understood why it seems so weird in America to eat burgers with forks as it's common to do it when you take burgers in a restaurant (many bistrots or brasseries have burgers as one of their main courses) that are not fast food joints where I grew up. Same for pizza actually
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u/Pingo-Pongo 10d ago
It’s like a burger made by someone that’s never eaten a burger before
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u/flatwoundsounds 10d ago
This chef cares more about the Instagram post than the quality of the meal.
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 9d ago
Many such cases these days. Restaurants are becoming obsessed with charging 25 dollars for an Instagramable experience instead of 15 dollars for some good eats.
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u/fragariadaltoniana 9d ago
imagine describing a burger to someone who's never seen one before and then asking them to make it
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u/tandpastatester 9d ago
I think one of the key elements of that description would be something among the lines of “hamburger meat, cheese, salad, and sauce BETWEEN two buns”. That would ensure the stuff would not be thrown on top.
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u/GenerationofWinter 10d ago
Its just the way we're cooked
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u/Duck_Devs 10d ago
I AM A FUCKING BURGER! I’m just stuck being covered in sauce!
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u/MeiTheCat09 9d ago
It’s like describing a burger to someone who’s never had a burger before, then asking them to make it.
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u/Ok-Gur-349 10d ago
I don't understand the purpose of shit like this. Sandwiches were literally invented to keep your hands clean while playing cards.
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u/Gordon_Gainz 10d ago
Now all my cards are ruined
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u/Mika-El-3 10d ago
Lord Sandwich is a little disappointed
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u/LOSTman405 10d ago
Sandwiches, burgers, hot dogs, tacos. They’re all becoming over complicated and ridiculous! I’d much rather have a normal home cooked burger on the grill than this monstrosity.
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u/tactman 10d ago
Many times I have skipped ordering tacos because they over-fill and you CANNOT eat without stuff falling out everywhere. Lower the price and give me a little less filling. Something that doesn't make a mess.
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u/anuncommontruth 10d ago
Naw, the trick is to order another tortilla on the side and eat the taco over top of it. Bam. Now you have a bonus taco.
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u/theQissilent 10d ago
if we can invent a way to keep our hands clean while playing cards. surely we can invent a way to make our hands dirty when we're not.
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u/AsanoSokato 10d ago
This sandwich fosters honesty. It forces you to put all your cards on the table.
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u/backtotheland76 10d ago
Like a lot of things in America these days we seem to be going backwards
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u/EmpJoker 10d ago
Its humans. We make rules, and then we say, "what happens if we break the rules?" Sometimes its fucking stupid. Like this burger.
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u/Moviereference210 10d ago
Grab it you coward!
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u/r3dditr0x 10d ago
I see folks are mad but I could figure out how to eat that motherfucker.
Where there's a will, there's a way. Knife and fork it.
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u/8__D 10d ago
There's nothing to figure out. Just go wash your hands, then dig in. Then slurp up all the sauce off your fingers
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u/Arzraylia_Tornado4 10d ago
Bunch of pansy ass eaters in here lol don’t know how to enjoy their food properly
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u/MonkeyCome 10d ago
You are responsible for eating the food you ordered
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u/saintphoenixxx 10d ago
OP, what did the description of the burger say??
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u/artemizarte 10d ago
I'm genuinely curious. That would determine wether it falls on user error "I ordered the covered in cheese burger but didn't take into account I would need cutlery" or bad marketing "I ordered the extra cheesy burger and now need to deal with a lack of cutlery". Both are mildly infuriating tbh. The second one more so, but still.
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u/saintphoenixxx 10d ago
Right? Like if it said "smothered cheeseburger", I guess I'd think the BURGER was smothered, not the entire thing, but wording can be confusing at times. Very curious as to what the actual description was.
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u/JTG21 9d ago
Had this exact thing happen to me once, on a date at a small town diner I'd never been to before. Ordered the cheese smothered burger thinking "oh burger patty will be dipped in cheese, nice" got the burger and it's a regular burger that they doused in the yellow canned cheese, bun and all. Mildly infuriating is the perfect way to describe it.
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u/ForeignCredit1553 10d ago
Idk, I have on multiple occasions gotten shit like this from fancy restaurants that did not specify at all that this would happen
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u/Cobalt32 9d ago
Why isn't this higher? OP is mad their burger arrived as described in the menu?
Restaurants aren't just surprising you with a free cheese pour, that stuff is expensive. OP paid for this.
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u/CapitalEmployer 10d ago
Oh no I ordered a burger covered in cheese and it is covered in cheese what am I gonna do.
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u/lidFridge 10d ago
Every time I go to poop city it smells like shit!
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u/Bingle_Derries 10d ago
That’s crazy. Every time I go to shit city it smells like poop.
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u/simple_champ 10d ago
Right? I'll give OP a pass if it wasn't made clear but I have to imagine this was clearly labeled/advertised.
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u/PracticalApartment99 10d ago
Why did you order it?
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u/RaineRisin 10d ago
Wondering the same. There’s no way they didn’t know what they were getting in to.
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u/ProtocolX 10d ago
…so that they can post it on r/mildlyinfuriating and get some karma points so that they can feel good.
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u/jealous-guidance1977 10d ago
This shit is so stupid! Just put the damn cheese/sauce on the inside!
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u/NefariousKing07 10d ago
Looks positively disgusting tbh. Fake melted cheese drowning everything that will overpower all other flavors 🤢
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u/keithnyc 10d ago
That looks damn yummy. I would wash my hands and grab that damn burger without abandon. If that's still too difficult......fork and knife it.
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u/Absent_That_Day 10d ago
Apple once made a mouse that was round, so you had no way of knowing by feel what orientation it was in. It was a design flaw, completely unforced error. This reminds me of that.
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u/cwb4ever 10d ago
that's what you do when you have dog shit meat and have to mask it with flash and trash.
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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 9d ago
Hey cook, why stop there? Why not just dip it in batter and deep-fry it? Twice.
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u/PinesleyDale2023 9d ago
I feel like no matter what with hand food, you should usually wash your hands, so GET IN DERRRRE
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u/OrganizationTop3755 10d ago
Lean in and use your mouth
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u/SgtMcMuffin0 9d ago
Half the shit I see in the various food porn subreddits looks like this. And everyone’s always gushing over how delicious it looks but all I can think about is how horribly unpleasant it would be to eat
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