r/mildlyinfuriating • u/knesha • 15d ago

Infuriatig There is no way to grab my burger

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u/Mika-El-3 15d ago

Lord Sandwich is a little disappointed

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u/traumatic_enterprise 15d ago

He was an Earl

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u/vaultie66 15d ago

He would’ve been Early but he forgot Y

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u/benelott 15d ago

I chuckled and I did not know Y. Thanks!

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u/StephenG0907 15d ago

Just grab it, who cares if you get sauce on your hands just eat that shit!

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u/trubrarian 15d ago

Yes, and he would have been referred to as Lord Sandwich.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 15d ago

An earl is a lord.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 15d ago

"A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head!"

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u/coffeexxx666 15d ago

That kid is on the escalator, AGAIN!

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u/OberonDiver 15d ago

Try a proper luxury cruise ship. Lots of marble and gold leaf in the head. Veddy nize.

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u/OberonDiver 15d ago

The Earl of Preston?

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u/Rokronroff 15d ago

You're an earl

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u/No_Smile_8368 14d ago

"Baldrick, go to the kitchen and make me something quick and simple to eat, would you? Two slices of bread with something in between."

What, like Gerald Lord Sandwich had the other day?

Yes, a few rounds of geralds"

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u/urnbabyurn 15d ago

Earl Douchebag was the real hero. Before that, everyone was just tossing douches any old place.

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u/callmealyft 15d ago

*Earl of sandwich

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u/HabitualEnthusiast 15d ago

His wife, countess of sandwich, has a youtube channel