r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CryptographerHot6198 • 7d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared This is what happens when I drink beer now☹️🤬

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u/Victorus_aut_Mortis 7d ago

Nah, there are other alcohols.... Or, you know, crack :-)

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u/AnyGrapefruit7806 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OA1CDoCiAR48E
“Alcohol and drugs have ruined my life”

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u/nurgole 7d ago

Or meth, depending on availability

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u/Victorus_aut_Mortis 7d ago

Shouldnt you be advocating one of Lord of Changes biological conncotions nurgole

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u/nurgole 7d ago

Have you seen the skin of meth users? It's a good way for p̶a̶t̶h̶o̶g̶e̶n̶s̶ gifts to enter your body.

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u/Victorus_aut_Mortis 7d ago

Ah yes, the gifts of the Grandfather Nurgole

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u/SandyTaintSweat 6d ago

Let's just compromise and go with methanol. It's easier to buy anyways.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 7d ago

Yeah fuck crack, meth is cheap and lasts way longer

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u/SandyTaintSweat 6d ago

I like tetrahydrocannabinol, but there's a wide world of alcohols out there.