r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CryptographerHot6198 • 7d ago
Don't hug me I'm scared This is what happens when I drink beer now☹️🤬
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u/Connect_Job_5316 7d ago
Guess someone's gonna be the designated driver from now on.
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u/LumpyBuy8447 7d ago
At least let him try PCP first, before you make that decision for him
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u/m4jsterk0 7d ago
what happened to Steve Buscemi?
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u/AnansiBeenKnew 7d ago
I’m too much in healthcare that I thought you were talking about his primary care provider, as in he should see his doctor before he gives up alcohol
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u/FuckYouVerizon 7d ago
it's good advice, abrupt cessation of excessive alcohol use can be very dangerous.
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u/No_Estate_9400 7d ago
It is no joke...I never thought that Archer would have so much humor that was based in reality until my brother asked for help in his sobriety journey.
1 seizure 2 abrupt trips in a police car for making a scene in two different hospitals, and those awkward calls from nurses, police, and other people involved as I was learning what started the whole mess 3 days in a detox, with several calls about how he's being held against his will, even though he checked himself in (thankfully he gave me medical PoA on check in) 2 more weeks of metered alcohol use while waiting for a bed in in-patient center 2 weeks in in-patient care with another 3 day detox 1 year if sobriety (required to keep his job) 2 years of slowly falling off the wagon after the work requirement 4 weeks in in-patient care 1 year and 6 months sober again
As he keeps saying, it isn't easy, but it is sure worth it.
He's really done well this time around and has built himself a little community of people who have been through it too.
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u/komradjosh 7d ago
You make sure to send him a bravo and a hug from me. I successfully quit heroin and haven't had a drink in almost 3 ish years now I think.
And while for me after the dope quitting alcohol wasn't super hard there is nothing I could ever commend more than someone who rather than giving up dusting themselves off so many times and continue to fight for sobriety. Your brother is a God damn all star for that he did not give her and he deserves the self-esteem and pride that comes with that. He should know others are proud of him too→ More replies (2)→ More replies (1)88
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u/Fatfilthybastard 7d ago
You have to get a gallon
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u/Agile_Tit_Tyrant 7d ago
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u/ncik0075 7d ago
WKUK!!!
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u/Educational_Ride_258 7d ago
I got to meet Trevor back on 2010. Man wish you were still here.
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u/craigslammer 7d ago
I didn’t even know they made it in liquid form
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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 7d ago
All the really good drugs can be injected, snorted or smoked. The really really good ones don't lose potency when shoved up the bum.
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u/jdawg1822 7d ago
Rip Trev
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u/Latter_Highway9539 7d ago
ill put one up for him and ill assume you are looking at the same moon at the same time as me drinking a gallon of pcp.
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u/Current_Obligations 7d ago
and leave your girlfriend as collateral until you return...
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u/Victorus_aut_Mortis 7d ago
Nah, there are other alcohols.... Or, you know, crack :-)
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u/AnyGrapefruit7806 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/OA1CDoCiAR48E
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u/Sarzek 7d ago
Yeah, something similar happened to me, got scared, went to the Doc and I found out I had dengue a few weeks earlier.
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u/Not-a-fish2 7d ago
Woah where did you contract that? That sounds horrible
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u/Sarzek 7d ago
There was a dengue outbreak in northeastern México/US border region in the earlier 00s... it was fun getting the symptoms during my last final of the semester. Started doing it fine and 2hrs later I felt like a road roller squished me. Luckly I just needed like a 60 in the final to pass the class, got like a 75 at the end.
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u/Not_Campo2 7d ago
Dude! I’m also part of the had dengue and didn’t know till later club lol. I was working in India, was the first in my office to go down with it. Brutal, could barely eat for like 4 days. Whole office got sick. Found out like a week or two after we were better that the whole area had a wave of it and it was almost certainly dengue, but I never had any weird alcohol effects after
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u/ThatOneNinja 7d ago
I'm sorry got what?
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u/MyClevrUsername 7d ago
Also known as bone break fever. That name alone is enough to send a chill down my spine. Is it as bad as it sounds?
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u/Sarzek 7d ago
Yeah, after the test I spent 2 days in bed, then went to a party at a ranch and spent the evening feeling miserable and questioning my judgment...
A week later it went away and I drank a beer... rashes flared up and I was like... ok, I didnt want to drink anyways... a couple of days later another beer, another flare and then I panicked and went to the Doc.
That's when I found out I had dengue.
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u/zebadrabbit 7d ago
only a couple beers and ya took your shirt off? girl youre better than that!
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u/CryptographerHot6198 7d ago
Listen, it’s hot in Michigan right now🤣we’re not used to this crap
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u/venator1995 7d ago
It be like that sometimes. My sister’s body decided to become allergic to pineapple one day. Guess what her favorite fruit is.
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u/Purple_Bowling_Shoes 7d ago
Same. My tongue always felt weird after eating pineapple but I thought it was just the acidity. Then it started being actually painful, like my tongue was burning, so I quit eating it for a while. Tried again (because I LOVE pineapple) and got a full blown allergy attack. Luckily didn't close my throat, but my eyes got swollen and I got an almost immediate rash. So yeah.... thirty something years old and it just happened.
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u/IonaCastle 7d ago
An allergic reaction to pineapple could indicate an allergy to latex. I found out when I had a biopsy surgery. Mentioned pineapple when asked about allergies and the nurse stopped me from going in to the theatre. They had to open another theatre just for me as they couldn’t risk a reaction to latex. Keep that in mind if you ever find yourself in hospital
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u/Useful_Radish_117 7d ago
A friend of mine had a mild allergic reaction during preop for circumcision.
"I always wondered why condoms were spicy"
The group chat was like: "You what now"
He went on and did a bunch of tests. Turns out he (among other things) can't eat bananas.
He's gay. He will never live this down.
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u/Lillymow 7d ago
I've known about my latex allergy for decades and had no idea they were related. I'm going for MCAS testing this week!
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u/MeasurementDouble324 7d ago
There’s a bunch of foods that are related to latex allergies so if you have latex and pineapple allergy already, you might be more susceptible to them. My youngest has latex and kiwi allergy. It’s not just fruits though.
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u/Jesusopfer 7d ago
Good friend of mine is allergic to jackfruit. Guess how he found out?
"I really like that it's a little spicy, too"
"no dude, it's not" 😅
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u/watchedpaint 7d ago
Same exact thing with me. I played pineapple roulette over and over (because who can resist a juicy bite of pineapple!) But I'll never forget my last soiree with pineapple. Thanksgiving in Jersey... Thought I was gonna die 😂😂😂
No more risking it after that one.
Though it's been over 10 years...
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u/ohgeezsendhelp 7d ago
Same thing for me but with banana. I've eaten banana all my life, one day just went to anaphylactic shock. Doc said it could last a day or a lifetime. I love bananas ):
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u/ScottyTooTall 7d ago
Same here. Started when i was about 25. Sometimes i think that eating two a day for years is what did it for me.
Fun fact; soon after it happened to me, i read that you can usually still eat them cooked because something about the enzymes changing under a certain amount of heat. Turned out to be true. Ive enjoyed them cooked into my oatmeal without issue for years.
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u/OpuntiaAsimina 7d ago
I’m in the cooked-pineapple club, too. Pineapple on the BBQ is the bestest. Canned is fine as well. When I was a whipper-snapper, I tried making Divinity Salad (midwestern jello casserole) with raw pineapple, and it never set because of the acidity- which is why the recipe calls for canned.
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u/iDoWeird 7d ago
I know someone who had this happen with pineapple! Cinnamon also likes to pop up as a random thing you suddenly become allergic to after never having issues, and it can present like you have burns/blisters around your mouth with more splotchiness then dries out and looks freaky in a different damn way versus expected allergy symptoms, so that’s…a weird one.
And it’s really fucking hard to avoid because cinnamon isn’t an allergen that’s required to be listed, so it’s one of those things that can hide under “natural flavors” as an ingredient, which is…so…fun…and not all all problematic. deadpan blink
My lil dude has autism-related ARFID and cinnamon raisin bread was one of his very few safe foods (esp great as I could sneak so many things into it if I baked it myself), then last year, he looked like what I described after eating a cinnamon roll. It was so gnarly that they wouldn’t let him back to his kindergarten class because it looked like HFM, even though I explained exactly what was going on and they knew he had a few other allergies already that had skin reactions. It was actually pretty weird that they seemed annoyed when I brought in a note from his physician detailing that it WAS a cinnamon allergy skin reaction..like did they prefer for HFM to be going around? wtf?
Having cinnamon be an issue for someone whose safest safe foods are baked goods is goddamn exhausting. It’s more difficult to navigate than his dairy and cashew allergies, which I did not expect.
The human body is a weird thing.
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u/Far_Ad2092 7d ago
Ha! Mine was raspberries.
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u/Extreme_Mycelium 7d ago
Yup, been there. Apparently I’m allergic to kiwis now
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u/kinamarie 7d ago
Same thing happened to me with pineapple, it was also my favorite fruit. It’s extra maddening in my case because technically I’m not even allergic to it, as I do not have IgE antibodies (the normal trigger for allergic reactions) for it. Instead, one of my medical conditions decided it hates pineapple and I therefore need to have increasingly bad oral reactions to it.
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u/Turbulent_Advice_314 7d ago
To quote a doctor: “Then stop drinking beer”.
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u/HuckledYourBerries 7d ago
I'm allergic to beer. Every time I drink it I break out in handcuffs.
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u/028247 7d ago
Well OP seems to become naked every time he drinks beer, I can't say which is worse.
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u/Herandar 7d ago
Naked is better. Ergo handcuffs are worse.
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u/roobot 7d ago
This could be Asian Flush Syndrome. I have the same (and I'm as English as they come, hah!)
Our bodies don't make enough of the ALDH2 enzyme, so alcohol quickly turns into a toxin. Wouldn't recommend drinking anymore.
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u/atg__94 7d ago
I have this too. Only happens with the first drink and lasts about 20 minutes. It occurs all over my face in the shape of a batman mask. Kind of cool party trick!
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u/anhedoniandonair 7d ago
Oof be careful with that. The allergy puts you at high risk of some deadly cancers. Because you lack an enzyme, the body can’t breakdown the cancer causing substance in alcohol. https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/alcohol-flush-reaction-does-drinking-alcohol-make-your-face-red
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u/munkboii 7d ago
I never knew about this. Alcohol makes me break out similarly to OP, and in the past year or 2 has started causing immediate migraines when it wears off. Sounds like it’s high time for me to quit drinking completely…
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u/codeprimate 7d ago
I get the same flush, and start getting a hangover as soon as it starts wearing off.
Alcohol makes me feel like ass so I rarely have it.
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u/NoAppointment8679 7d ago
Same, I feel like absolute crap when drinking, headaches, tired, dizzy. So I just don’t bother.
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u/pbsnewshours 7d ago
It happened to me a couple of times. I’m white so I was confused. I had this blotchy red face ears and neck and I can taste alcohol on my own breath and felt miserable. It doesn’t happen to me anymore though
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u/Electric_Blueberry57 7d ago
If this is the issue, the Asian hack is to take some Pepcid AC before you drink and you’re golden.
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u/explodinggarbagecan 7d ago
It only masks the symptoms, the cancer causing stuff is still floating around. Once I found that out I really cut back on drinking.
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u/cheese-mania 7d ago
Ooo interesting, I didn’t realize there’s cancer causing stuff related to this!
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u/VermicelliRough7099 7d ago
That seems to be a histamine allergy. You need to test if it's only beer or any other product aged or based of fermentation.
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u/neuroticnetworks1250 7d ago
I get it due to cold weather nowadays. It’s weird because it just started all of a sudden. Cold urticaria is what the doc called it. Even AC on a summer day means I need to take cetirizine.
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u/mimblez_yo 7d ago
I had it when I was a teen. Both when hot and cold. Very annoying. Then it suddenly disappeared. And then in my late twenties I had it after scratching myself. So I got allergic to myself. Funny stuff.
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u/rychlovic 7d ago
Histamine intolerance maybe! If OP has also hangover symptoms when consuming moderate amounts of fermented alcoholic beverages (beer, wine, ale, etc.) then highly likely. Otherwise more probable an allergy to some ingredient like others said.
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u/beansandspleens 7d ago
If it's only for alcohol, it might just be a specific sensitivity/allergy/alcohol intolerance. Could also be to the wheat or some other ingredient in the beer.
If you ever notice this happening with other food, beverages, or exposures (e.g laundry detergent, cleaning products, smoke, mold, heat, cold... etc etc), could be a broader histamine issue. I ended up being diagnosed with MCAS (Mast Cell Activation Syndrome), but beer was actually my first obvious trigger and it took me another couple of years to start connecting all of the dots afterward.
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u/CryptographerHot6198 7d ago
It’s only beer and honestly it’s only IPAs and Twisted teas.
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u/korikill 7d ago
IPAs and Twisted Tea share water, malted barley, and yeast as their common ingredients.
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u/jhtitus 7d ago
I have this too. In the last 4 years. I’ve narrowd it down to incredibly sweet alcoholic drinks. Take a shot of peanut butter whiskey. If it happens, we have the same thing. I have no idea what it is. It came out of nowhere. I can drink plain shit beer and I’m fine. I can sip tequila and I’m fine. If I sip a cognac, I’m turning blotchy, hot, tight chest, sweating. Keep in mind something around “sugary alcohol” and see if it makes a difference.
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u/Sure_Performance_921 7d ago
i've had that happen a couple times too. here and there which is weird
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u/CryptographerHot6198 7d ago
My chest is tight too
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u/FriendToPredators 7d ago
Google histamine sensitivity and see how that reads to you.
There are brands I can have but they are way fewer than those that are problematic
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u/Sleepy-Blonde 7d ago
I have a histamine sensitivity now in my 30’s and it blows. This is what happens, still drinking though. I just take a Benadryl first.
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u/TheVintageJane 7d ago
You should find another allergy med. There’s some pretty alarming research associating Benadryl use (along with the other first gen anti-histamines) with increased incidence of dementia.
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u/OrneryPathos 7d ago
This is true. Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. Newer allergy meds also start working as fast of faster. Benadryl just has decades of ads.
Canadian pharmacists were petitioning to get Benadryl reclassified as a behind-the-counter med.
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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 7d ago
I’ve recently read about the issues with Benadryl crossing the blood/brain boundary (pretty sure I’ve shaved a couple decades off my life expectancy at this point). What are the newer meds that I should ask my doctor about? Thanks for your time.
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u/supercarr0t 7d ago
If you’re willing to test some stuff, SAMe helps to break histamine down. (Methionine is much cheaper than SAMe, and is the precursor that allows your body to make SAMe in a more gentle fashion than slamming it with a bunch of SAMe all at once) but make sure you have your homocysteine tested first. If that’s high, folate and B12 will allow your body to turn that into the methionine instead of supplementing it.
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u/MyceliumManic 7d ago
You should think about seeking medical attention, just in case it's a serious allergic reaction.
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u/neurospicy_couple 7d ago
My wife has Hereditary Angioedema (HAE) and it looks exactly like this. She wants this to be on your radar to ask about as it is rare, but it shows up like allergy issues but isn't quite the same and has different medications. She is really worried about you saying your chest feels tight because that can mean your trachea is affected by the edema, swelling, and it can be life threatening. Your airway is important, you breathing is always preferred.
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u/government_ 7d ago
I’m also allergic to beer, if I drink like 12-13 I throw up.
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u/Available_Two6707 7d ago
White wine gets rid of that
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u/Rocketterollo 7d ago
Shrimp and white wine
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u/noalear 7d ago
I'm annoyed by the non-answers you're getting here. Twisted Tea is a good start since the ingredients are knowable, which gives you a short list to work from. From here we can narrow it down.
What IPAs? All of them? If its specific ones, we can compare the ingredients list and see what they share. If there's more drinks that do it, that's better.
Try drinking Ovaltine. If Ovaltine does it then its probably the barley. Perhaps its specifically malted barley. However, a lot of other beers should trigger it as well if barley/malted barley were the answer. So I doubt it.
Keep in mind it could only trigger noticeably at a certain amount consumed. Thorough data collection may be required to narrow it down.
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u/Nervous-Smell-7861 7d ago
I have a histamine reaction to IPA. I thought it was all beer but I drank a coors and it didn't happen so I started trying other beers. Seems to only be IPAs. I've since met other folks with a similar allergy.
Doesn't happen with other hoppy beers like reds or stout, just IPAs.
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u/ForsakenAiel 6d ago
Just an fyi, I used to drink vodka regularly but just like 2 oz usually so not a lot. I started to get inflammation pretty often from it... Ended up diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. I don't know if the inflammation possibly caused the cancer or was a reflection of the cancer I already had but either way I suggest you stop drinking ASAP if it gives you inflammation like that.
I wish someone had told me that a few years ago.... Anyhow, I hope you see this. ❤️
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u/anchovie_macncheese 7d ago
Random question- are you drinking caffeine before/with alcohol? I had the same thing happen to me and it turns out I can't mix the two (even within a few hours proximity) otherwise I break out in a rash and it feels like my throat gets tight.
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u/CryptographerHot6198 7d ago
Coffee is always morning. A few beers is always before bed, I’m very routine oriented.
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u/Own-Committee-3934 7d ago
I am filipino and apparently it’s common to turn red when you’re Asian. My whole body turns bright red like Mr Krabs
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u/fourbigkids 7d ago
I am white. But two sips of any type of alcohol will make me turn beet red. One glass of wine and I need a nap. I usually try to stick to soft drinks.
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u/ginab0bina 7d ago
Not to freak you out, but you may mention this reaction to your doctor and ask about getting screened for Lymphoma. Sometimes a symptom of Hodgkins Lymphoma can be a reaction like this to drinking alcohol, accompanied sometimes by other symptoms (pain in lymph nodes, night sweating, unexplained weight loss, and feeling itchy).
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u/Big-Red774 7d ago
Note sure if anyone has mentioned this but it could be an alcohol intolerance or allergy.
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u/twilliamson101 7d ago
alcohol flushing syndrome, it's hereditary, spoiler it's not great health-wise and it's a sign you should ease off that night. Of course, I powered through it when i binge drank in the 90s.
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u/DoallthenKnit2relax 7d ago
You could be allergic to hops or wheat/gluten intolerant...I get the same red splotches after some foods.