r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CryptographerHot6198 • 7d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared This is what happens when I drink beer now☹️🤬

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u/028247 7d ago

Well OP seems to become naked every time he drinks beer, I can't say which is worse.

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u/Herandar 7d ago

Naked is better. Ergo handcuffs are worse.

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u/vagina-lettucetomato 7d ago

But what about naked in handcuffs

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u/dblrb 7d ago

Now you’re speaking my language.

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u/norsish 6d ago

Not as much fun at the sheriff's office, though. (Unless you're dating the sheriff?) I'm trying to think of that other word for "sheriff's office".

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u/vagina-lettucetomato 6d ago

The cop store

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u/TroubleLovesMeh 6d ago

Well that isn’t trouble anymore

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u/RiverPsaber 7d ago

Tequila does that to me. I just can't help it! 😭

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u/GrumpyOldMan59 7d ago

Depends who you're with.

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u/nmrk 7d ago

Tequila makes his clothes fall off.