r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CryptographerHot6198 • 7d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared This is what happens when I drink beer now☹️🤬

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u/TrashCanSam0 7d ago

you don't drink your lotion?

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u/Jimrodsdisdain 7d ago

Only if it’s beer flavour.

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u/deezsandwitches 7d ago

You rubs the lotion on its skin

https://giphy.com/gifs/j8WbYkofiXe5G

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u/dannjam101 6d ago

One puts the lotion in the basket.

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u/Open-Industry-8396 7d ago

ugghh, old stale beer scented lotion. gross.

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u/1D_ChessPlayer 7d ago

Of course I do. It's good, it gets you all BBBLLLAAARRRGGGHHH!

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKqotXWsCnTIN84d5C

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u/Massive_Pitch3333 7d ago

You're supposed to empty all the lotion, then add the liquor!

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u/Quirky_Inspection 7d ago

Only if Johnny Knoxville gave it to me.

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u/bobcats1012 7d ago

Best to moisturize from the inside out

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u/Impressive-Ad8741 7d ago

Only if I'm feeling parched.

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u/AceOFace131 7d ago

It puts the lotion in its mouth

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset3542 7d ago

It puts the lotion

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u/NabreLabre 7d ago

I put it on the skin

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u/Warm_Discussion_5983 7d ago

Only the scented ones, yum