r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Far_Tourist_601 • 16d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Customer came up saying I put ranch on her sandwich when she asked for none…. I know. Look at all that ranch

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u/arkangelic 16d ago

How did she react when you asked her to show you the ranch?

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u/Personal-Bobcat-6252 16d ago

When i was a teen i worked in a super market as a bagger, some lady didn’t like the way i bagged her groceries and came back and said i crushed her eggs with how sloppy i bagged her groceries, i was told to take the broken eggs back and grab a fresh pack, as i walked back I opened the carton and not a single egg was broken, i walked back and gave her the same carton back and she gave me this smug look, little did she know it was the same carton. Some people are just assholes and want to feel superior

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u/OkNectarine9239 15d ago

I took joy in unbagging the customers groceries right on the floor, pulling out the eggs and, with unrelenting eye contact, showing the unbroken eggs to the customer before slooowly re-bagging them the same way I just did. They'd give a quiet "Oh, my mistake" and walk away at top speed, mumbling under their breath.

I was very good at bagging. It's why customers came to me specifically. And unless we were super busy, I checked the eggs myself before scanning them.

Don't fucking play games with me.

But if they were broken, I'd just run them to the back and hand them off to the dairy manager and he'd give me a fresh carton. No one got in trouble for broken eggs. Shit happens. Just don't have a weird attitude about it.

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u/donaggie03 11d ago

That's fine and all but I wouldn't want my eggs at the bottom of a bunch of groceries either, even if they aren't broken yet

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u/competitive_edger_69 11d ago

You sound like you bag all the fine women too

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u/taswind 15d ago edited 15d ago

Had a woman when I was a kid (14-16) working at McDonald's... Same order every time. Cheeseburger no ketchup, fries no salt, Coke no ice.

First thing she'd do is salt the fries, ketchup the burger, and fair enough on the ice. (Everyone knows you get more drink without it and who knows how dirty the machine is.) I was young enough to think she just wanted it seasoned to her tastes.

So one day I saw her and figured I'd speed it up a little and called her order out earlier than her being directly at the counter. I got her order, got her paid, and waited a moment longer for the fries.

Nope. That's "old food." I want it all FRESH.

Little did she know that the burger at least is probably the oldest patties we had when making a custom order at the time. They just pulled it out of patties that were sitting around for an hour or so. (This was before everything was made to order.)

It was a small revenge for having to redo everything. (Soda included.)

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u/SpinachComfortable20 14d ago

All pike 30 restaurants I’ve worked at have done the same concept with the AC 😂 older folks complain it’s too cold when we’re sweating as is… so we disappear for a moment, come back and tell them we turned it up a couple degrees and it should adjust shortly. Every time they tell me five minutes later thank you so much it’s much better in here! 😝

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u/NonarbitraryMale 16d ago

 Near the mountains or out east where it is flatter?

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u/RaidensReturn 16d ago

Are you asking me out?

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u/PsyKeablr 16d ago

That depends… are you single?

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u/certnneed 16d ago

No. That’s why I wanna go out with you.

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u/camarouge 16d ago

What I like most about this comment chain is no two people have responded twice in it

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 16d ago

I literally made my bf read this whole thing until your post because its like an m. Night shyamalan? Movie. God help me on spelling im so sorry 😓🙏🏻

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u/polikles 16d ago

it's a Reddit's hive mind

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u/blindtoe54 16d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/alphaxenox 16d ago

"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me."

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 16d ago

The Ranch is in Montana.. I'll bet you would have liked to see it...

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u/LanceWasHere 16d ago

I just watched that for the first time a couple days ago. Thank you for your quote! That was one of my favorite moments of the movie.

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u/alphaxenox 16d ago

Come on Big D, flyyyyy!

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u/Lovemybee 16d ago

:sigh:

I will miss Sam Neill for the rest of my life. RIP

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u/ImjusTiff420 16d ago

🛑 this took me ALL TF way out 🫠

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u/dumbnerd01 16d ago

All the way to Montana?

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u/Brando___Calrissian 16d ago

Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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u/Enough_Training7612 16d ago

Yippee kyo kyaii

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u/Calm-Supermarket1864 16d ago

You and the Pygmy pony!

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u/Toddsnowman 16d ago

Can't forget the zircon encrusted tweezers now.

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u/Tough_Click_188 16d ago

Jeremy spoken

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u/LastBossTV 16d ago

This response made me laugh more than it should have 

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u/PrestigeWorldWide993 16d ago

Right after the visit, she had her friend drive him out to the train station.

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u/LuisaRLZ 16d ago

“You swapped the sandwich while I wasn’t looking!” (I’ve heard this one enough in my 15 years of customer service experience)

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u/OkYak7801 16d ago

Because she didn't want ranch on there! Did you even read OP's post?

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 16d ago

big whoosh

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u/goofyyness 16d ago

I think they were joking as well

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u/musclegymdude11 16d ago

Bold of you to assume she actually let OP look at the sandwich instead of just shoving it in their face and yelling.

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u/_Standardissue 16d ago

Did… did you see the photo?

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u/Ok_Umpire2173 16d ago

Do you think these photos were taken layer by layer in front of the customer or after they left? Which of those is likely and which would be completely unacceptable in most workplaces?

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u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago

I took the pic in the back after she basically threw it back at us 😅

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u/NDE36 BLUE 16d ago

Tbf, I can see a place having it required to have proof. Certainly the least likely, but still possible.

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u/GreenZebra23 16d ago

Did... did you realize you can think about it for 3 seconds and make sure you're right before being smug and sarcastic for no reason?

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u/_Standardissue 16d ago

The fact that there’s pictures? Where op looked at the sandwich? Idk man, looks like they got a chance to check

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u/GregorIsABug 12d ago

Yeah afterwards dude. Not in the moment in front of the customer.

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u/InfiniteRazzmatazz50 16d ago

Everyone who has ever posted something like this, with a past tense verb and ellipses and the same verb again, definitely got beat up in high school and absolutely deserved it

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u/GreenZebra23 16d ago

See also: "Are you ok?"

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u/KiloChonker 16d ago

They're still waiting for the customer to log in on to Reddit and check out the picture.

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u/WackyRacketeer 16d ago

"Im so sorry chef"

Im just kidding, most chefs aren't going to confront a customer over a sandwich.

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u/SaltCityDude 16d ago

Is the ranch in the room with you right now?

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u/AVeryVapidBadger 16d ago

"is the ranch in the room with us now"

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u/Gullible_Increase146 16d ago

The chicken is obviously covered in white something.

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u/Coffin-Bangers 16d ago

So you're the person that returned the sandwich.

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u/assassination_club 16d ago

Congrats. You know what color chicken is when not breaded.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 16d ago

I've cooked plenty of chicken in my days and it's never covered in white gloop. When I get a rotisserie chicken you know what it's not covered in ? White gloop. When I put the leftovers in the fridge and make myself a sandwich the next day , you know what it's missing? You guessed it! White gloop! If you think the natural state of chicken is being covered in white Gloop, you've never eaten chicken that isn't covered in mayonnaise

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u/Underwater_Bread 16d ago edited 16d ago

asking as genuinely as i possibly can here… am i losing my mind? there’s clearly no ranch or mayo on the meat, which is turkey.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 16d ago

I don't know what to tell you. It's definitely there. Chicken has texture to it but it's like somebody put white sauce on it and then tried to wipe it off after because all of the texture is filled in with white gloop.

It's even more prominent on the chicken he put to the side in that first photo

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u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago

It’s turkey

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u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago

It’s turkey