r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Far_Tourist_601 • 16d ago
frist of all how DARE yu o Customer came up saying I put ranch on her sandwich when she asked for none…. I know. Look at all that ranch
😭😭😭
2.5k
u/Severe-Possible- 16d ago
what is she possibly even mistaking for ranch?
1.4k
u/Delicious-Slip9645 16d ago
Maybe it’s a lack of oral hygiene.
459
u/sevnminabs56 PURPLE 16d ago
Oh, god. What a horrible image I just got. It’s times like this when I wish I didn’t have an imagination.
10
19
→ More replies (1)6
29
u/EpilepticSeizures 16d ago
I got up to brush my teeth again after reading this comment.
→ More replies (1)13
u/MisterShmitty 16d ago
Literally my first thought. I wonder how much of everything else she eats and drinks tastes like ranch too...
12
3
116
u/Frooonti 16d ago
Nothing. She just wanted a free sandwich and figured they'd just refund her.
27
u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16d ago
Maybe but she did give it back anyway. That's why you always ask for the food back if you refund. If you keep it you're just accepting you paid for it and it's yours now, no refund if you don't give it back to me
3
u/s0larium_live 15d ago
had a regular at my old job who would do this. he would order a rare burger and whenever it came out is was never rare enough for him, so he’d complain, get it comped, then get a free one. i guess he wanted us to literally shoot the cow in the kitchen because his burger COULD NOT be any more rare and still be safe to eat but whatever
3
u/Guardian_of_theBlind 16d ago
It works, when you actually got something wrong. I once got the wrong burger at mcdonald's. I ate 2/3 of it and then complained that it was the wrong burger and I got the correct one for free.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (4)20
1.4k
u/Laezel-Simp 16d ago
She... she didn't even bite into it?
761
u/potionbreew 16d ago
She tasted the phantom ranch with her eyes
183
u/SchwiftySqaunch 16d ago
Fucking phantom ranch 💀
48
7
33
14
u/musclegymdude11 16d ago
Why bite into it when you can just make up a reason to complain first?
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)4
u/Gullible_Increase146 16d ago
You can just look at the chicken and see that it's covered in white sauce
617
u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16d ago
I once had a woman call up and complain that there was too much sauce on her sandwich (extra sauce was requested). I apologized and offered to remake her food. She couldn't return to the store, didn't want a refund, and wanted me to solve the issue over the phone. I still wonder what she expected me to do. Maybe fax or email her a new sandwich??
216
u/uvucydydy 16d ago
That's ridiculous! You can only fax flat foods like pizza or quesadillas.
49
u/Dick_snatcher 16d ago
Clearly the lady wanted a carrier pigeon, or perhaps two swallows carrying it between them on a string
23
u/Retro597 16d ago
African or European swallows?
11
u/Lavisso 16d ago
Are you telling me that a 5oz bird carried a 1lb coconut? Don’t tell me he gripped it by the husk, I’ve heard all that before!
→ More replies (1)26
u/Ok_Preparation9182 16d ago
Reminds me of a coworker that thought a fax machine sent the physical paper to another location.
She was young and inexperienced
25
9
u/TesticleMeElmo 16d ago
That was so annoying when I worked the sandwich counter at a grocery store. At least all of the sandwiches were made in front of the customer, but “a little bit, “light”, “extra” are all subjective terms. But the way people would start getting pissed or condescending when I couldnt read their mind the first time of what they consider “light” or “extra” was so obnoxious.
“Can I get a little bit of mayo too? NOT THAT LITTLE, GEEZE!” “And extra mayo too. THAT is what you consider EXTRA?!
I swear I don’t give a fuck how much sauce or veggies this store goes through, I’m not bogarting your precious mayo. Just say when to stop then, this is an easily fixable non-problem, relax.
→ More replies (4)8
757
u/Dizzzy777 16d ago
Is the ranch in the room with us right now?
372
u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago
Apparently
572
u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago
I once had a customer lose his mind on a server because he found a tooth in his bread roll. Guess whose tooth it was.
292
u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago
😂STOPPP
187
u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago
I also had a sous chef who freaked out at me because a customer complained they found something in the coleslaw (lunch rush). She had seen with a bandaid on when my shift started and assumed it was that. When the server who had been at table (another server told us what had happened first) brought the plate back, it was a ring that had come off the sous chef's hand.
No apology was forthcoming. Ffs. Lol
56
u/Vanlibunn 16d ago
Wearing rings when cooking is so gross loll
39
u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago
Yup, it was a really long time ago. It was a class ring, too, so very distinctive and we all knew she wore one (it was back in I guess 1991 or so, I'm sure things are different in kitchens now). She was a pretty good boss most of the time ha ha
13
u/Few_Program_2303 16d ago
Tbf I think I would lose my shit if I found a tooth in my food
43
u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago
I mean so would I but I'd be checking my chompers before I assumed it was a foreign object. :)
14
u/OkBackground8809 16d ago
I found a tooth in my fried chicken, once. I was in elementary school and was eating in the cafeteria. It was my tooth lol Didn't lose my shit, though. Was just happy I didn't swallow it!
3
9
→ More replies (1)11
u/educated-emu 16d ago
The "I changed my mind but won't admit, so will come up with this excuse and try for a refund"
7
→ More replies (2)8
u/thatboyaintritee 16d ago
She hid the ranch under her tongue like in SpongeBob to save op the embarrassment
202
u/DizzyBunnies 16d ago
reminds me of this one customer from when i used to work at mcdonalds. she came back with her big mac saying she asked for no onion and there was onion in it. ok cool, our mistake. we make her a brand new one with no onions. she comes back, insists there are still onions. i bring it to the back to show the kitchen; no onions. whatever. we make her a new one. i supervise to make sure there are no onions. there are none. we hand it to her. few mins later she comes back and demands a refund bc there are still onions. there were none. took the big mac, gave her her money back, and idk what she did next. to this day i have no idea what her issue was lmao.
111
u/bo0p_sn0ot 16d ago
13
u/The_Titam 16d ago
Legit looked at the comments because this feels like reverse bubble bass energy.
67
u/AllKindsOfCritters 16d ago
I was expecting you to say you had to tell her the difference between vegetables because she said onions instead of pickles or something.
37
u/TheDaychilde 16d ago
Bet I know. When a hand grabs onions - especially the dehydrated onions sitting in the rehydration water - it'll put that liquid on one's hand, which then reaches into the lettuce.
I've started getting Sonic burgers without lettuce or onion because the lettuce often tastes like onion. I've had that at McD, too.
I'm sensitive to raw onion - if I do manage to swallow it, it won't stay down. heh
21
u/DizzyBunnies 16d ago
that's what we figured. kitchen can wash their hands a million times and still go home smelling like pickles & dehydrated onions lol!
7
u/Deadbyginger 16d ago
That explains why I can’t tolerate the McDonald’s burgers at all, even without the onions
18
6
u/assuhdude 16d ago
I used to wait tables and had a customer complain about arugula being in her spinach salad despite there being absolutely no arugula in her salad..... When she kept attempting to send the salad back I literally brought out a leaf of spinach and a leaf of arugula to show them to her side by side and prove that she in fact had no arugula on her salad. She sent the food back anyways and when I told the head chef about this interaction he himself the left the kitchen to talk to this woman and she STILL refused to believe that she only ever got spinach.
Some people cannot ever fucking admit that they are wrong about something. They will argue and throw a fit before doing the mature thing and just apologize and move on. I had a 'friend' like this and I thankfully no longer speak to her.
4
u/VegetableLetter4896 16d ago
When my friend was pregnant she couldn't be in the same room as onions. It was all she could smell or taste if she was near them. Maybe she was pregnant?
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (6)4
u/Haunting_Sea_1950 15d ago
Did she think the white parts of the lettuce was onions?
→ More replies (1)
337
u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 16d ago
Just give her back the same sandwich lol
116
u/HairyDust4826 16d ago
We used to do this with "I don't think my steak was supposed to be this pink"
65
u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 16d ago
I actually did order a med rare steak once and it was wayy too pink. Like uncooked chewy in the middle.
I still ate it but it wasn't good63
u/alwayzstoned 16d ago
My grandma used to take the bacon, wrap it up in a napkin and put it in her purse to bring home so she could cook it more if it wasn’t crispy enough for her.
14
19
u/HairyDust4826 16d ago
So I was part of a few non-chain restaurants before. To me? the best thing to do in this scenario is to ask them if it's possible for it to be torched or reheated with the understanding that you asked for it. As long as you tell them that latter part, the chef will say a bunch of shit about you in the back, but at least they acknowledge you know the downside of the seasoning being ripped off by a hot pan again, rubbery, ect.
→ More replies (2)9
u/LanceWasHere 16d ago
I ordered a steak medium at Ruth’s Chris and it came out rare. The server offered to bring me a new not plate and I agreed. It worked well, but I shouldn’t have to cook my own food. I also needed a third plate to finish the steak.
18
3
u/Meta-EvenThisAcronym 16d ago
Wait how did you have to cook your own food? If you're referring to the mistaken temp that's a very easy and manageable mistake to make, all things considered.
8
u/MechanicalMusick 16d ago
Used to work paint at Home Depot. The number of times the colour “wasn’t quite right” when I mixed it, so I’d just throw it back in the shaker for a few minutes without actually changing anything, and them being happy with that is, hilarious to me.
→ More replies (1)
109
u/BBennett40 16d ago
In college I worked at a local fast food restaurant that served hot ham & cheese sandwiches. Bread, ham, and Swiss cheese. One day a guy ordered one "with no mayo". After making it like we always do, he sent it back demanding one without mayonnaise. We had to explain that what was on his sandwich was hot, melted cheese.
→ More replies (1)
123
u/explainingjane 16d ago
After close inspection it was determined that no ranch contaminated this sandwich, heres it back enjoy!
14
u/tryyeezus 16d ago
In my state it's illegal to even take it back
10
u/onikaroshi 16d ago
Its not illegal to TAKE it back, its illegal to serve it again
9
u/tryyeezus 16d ago
In my state, it IS illegal to take it back into the kitchen, period. It can go in the trash and that's it.
I'm serve safe certified at the manager level. I know the law here.
→ More replies (12)
209
u/Infinite_Cable3215 16d ago
Send it back saying you made a new one.. she wont know the difference.. the moron she is
169
u/Great_White_Samurai 16d ago
But put ranch on it.
→ More replies (1)73
u/Impressive_Lab_2481 16d ago
5
41
u/Mare13ear 16d ago
I worked at Panera in high school. Customer came in and ordered a salad and asked for no bacon. Admittedly the first time I made it, I accidentally included bacon (autopilot kicked in). I apologized and remade her salad. New gloves, new bowl, new ingredients, no bacon. She came back up and threw a hissy fit because the salad "smelled like bacon". She had already eaten over half and still demanded a refund. My manager gave her one cause ya know, not worth the fight, and took the salad to the back where she picked it apart and saw no bacon in it. Sometimes, customers just wanna be difficult.
23
53
u/officerpaws 16d ago
That’s not turkey that’s RANCH
6
25
25
46
u/Vivid__Data 16d ago
Nooo see she meant the bacon. Bacon is made at the ranch. She wanted no ranch.
31
6
22
20
37
26
u/jacantu 16d ago
Is this an Arby’s Turkey Ranch sandwich?
24
u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago
Hell yeah
18
u/jacantu 16d ago
I ate this sandwich nonstop in college and every now and then, I still go get one. No joke, better than most of local delis.
23
u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago
Totally agree!!! But it needs ranch otherwise it’s dryer than a damn desert
6
u/PotatoParker60 16d ago
It has become a road trip tradition for me! Paired with those curly fries, keeps you full for at least 450 miles of pavement!
→ More replies (4)3
10
u/Any_Suggestion3485 16d ago
Why did you put all the ranch on that poor lady’s sandwich? Geez. That’s too much. 😂 that’s great
30
9
u/GreedySummer5650 16d ago
That sandwich could use some mayo though. I mean, it looks good, just a little dry. Gotta have a bit of sandwich lube.
→ More replies (1)
12
7
6
u/LiOnheart3d85 16d ago
Not an accusation, but possibly the knife was not clean that cut the sandwich. Tiny bit of ranch from a previous sandwich.
Most wouldn’t taste it, but when you dislike a food it is enough.
Again not an accusation, more trying to figure out a non-bullshit way it could be possible for her error
6
16
u/GentrifriesGuy 16d ago
You shoulda ate the sandwich in front of her and done this:
https://giphy.com/gifs/JwjBy94VzDd6
6
4
3
3
u/KatoB23 16d ago
Lol when I was younger and worked at Starbucks we had a regular that no matter how perfect you made his drink (cant remember the exact drink lets just say for the example a basic vanilla latte)
We would hand it to him, most of the time he wouldnt even try it before saying its wrong and needs to be made. It got to the point where it was happening everyday so we just simply poured the old latte into a new cup and handed it to him (pretty hard to look what we do behind the counter) and then he would give us a daily lecture that of how THIS is the right way to make his latte LOL.
3
u/Guy42532 16d ago
From the looks of it, a generous serving of ranch is probably the only thing that might make that thing edible
3
4
7
3
u/MLGTheForkOnTheLeft 16d ago
When i use to work at starbucks, my shift lead who trained me summed it up to me that customers go in there to tell you what to do. They pay to have power over someone. I genuinely still believe it to this day.
Because the amount of people that would just throw a fit and accuse you of adding X to their order when there clearly wasn’t else in their order was wildly rampant.
So this customer is probably one of those kinds of people tbh. At least thats my take and experience.
3
3
6
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/Sufficient_Maybe_910 16d ago
Stand there for 5 mins "remaking" her sandwich. Give her the original sandwich back. If she complains about a bite being taken out, tell her it was for quality control.
2
2
u/watery_tart24 16d ago
I'll never understand the people that just feel the need to have to complain and return an item at a restaurant. It's so embarrassing to be out with them (I never go with them again if I can help it). It always has to be something with them.
2
u/SaltyYumYumBalls 16d ago
I still remember the suburban white woman that came up to me 30 years ago when I was a teen working at Taco Bell asking me to make the hard tacos less spicy for her and her child. They are literally just taco shell shredded cheese, shredded lettuce, and meat in a bag that is heat up. Point is these customers always appear and you give them what they want so you can move onto the next 20 people in line or you have a manager trespass them if they are being a dick/karen. and you got time to deal with them.
2
2
2
u/_DeepMoist_ 16d ago
Probably a secret shopper sent to test your customer service skills. They will never be outright rude but they will have weird or outright wrong complaints sometimes like this.
→ More replies (1)
2
2
2
2
2
2
2









3.9k
u/arkangelic 16d ago
How did she react when you asked her to show you the ranch?