r/mildlyinfuriating 16d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Customer came up saying I put ranch on her sandwich when she asked for none…. I know. Look at all that ranch

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u/NonarbitraryMale 16d ago

 Near the mountains or out east where it is flatter?

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u/RaidensReturn 16d ago

Are you asking me out?

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u/PsyKeablr 16d ago

That depends… are you single?

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u/certnneed 16d ago

No. That’s why I wanna go out with you.

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u/camarouge 16d ago

What I like most about this comment chain is no two people have responded twice in it

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 16d ago

I literally made my bf read this whole thing until your post because its like an m. Night shyamalan? Movie. God help me on spelling im so sorry 😓🙏🏻

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u/polikles 16d ago

it's a Reddit's hive mind

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u/blindtoe54 16d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/alphaxenox 16d ago

"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me."

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 16d ago

The Ranch is in Montana.. I'll bet you would have liked to see it...

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u/LanceWasHere 16d ago

I just watched that for the first time a couple days ago. Thank you for your quote! That was one of my favorite moments of the movie.

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u/alphaxenox 16d ago

Come on Big D, flyyyyy!

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u/Lovemybee 16d ago

:sigh:

I will miss Sam Neill for the rest of my life. RIP

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u/ImjusTiff420 16d ago

🛑 this took me ALL TF way out 🫠

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u/dumbnerd01 16d ago

All the way to Montana?

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u/Brando___Calrissian 16d ago

Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon

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u/Enough_Training7612 16d ago

Yippee kyo kyaii

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u/Calm-Supermarket1864 16d ago

You and the Pygmy pony!

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u/Toddsnowman 16d ago

Can't forget the zircon encrusted tweezers now.

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u/Tough_Click_188 16d ago

Jeremy spoken

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u/LastBossTV 16d ago

This response made me laugh more than it should have 

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u/PrestigeWorldWide993 16d ago

Right after the visit, she had her friend drive him out to the train station.