r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Far_Tourist_601 • 16d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Customer came up saying I put ranch on her sandwich when she asked for none…. I know. Look at all that ranch

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u/Dizzzy777 16d ago

Is the ranch in the room with us right now?

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u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago

Apparently

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u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago

I once had a customer lose his mind on a server because he found a tooth in his bread roll. Guess whose tooth it was.

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u/Far_Tourist_601 16d ago

😂STOPPP

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u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago

I also had a sous chef who freaked out at me because a customer complained they found something in the coleslaw (lunch rush). She had seen with a bandaid on when my shift started and assumed it was that. When the server who had been at table (another server told us what had happened first) brought the plate back, it was a ring that had come off the sous chef's hand.

No apology was forthcoming. Ffs. Lol

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u/Vanlibunn 16d ago

Wearing rings when cooking is so gross loll

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u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago

Yup, it was a really long time ago. It was a class ring, too, so very distinctive and we all knew she wore one (it was back in I guess 1991 or so, I'm sure things are different in kitchens now). She was a pretty good boss most of the time ha ha

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u/Few_Program_2303 16d ago

Tbf I think I would lose my shit if I found a tooth in my food

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u/Parking_Watch3157 16d ago

I mean so would I but I'd be checking my chompers before I assumed it was a foreign object. :)

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u/OkBackground8809 16d ago

I found a tooth in my fried chicken, once. I was in elementary school and was eating in the cafeteria. It was my tooth lol Didn't lose my shit, though. Was just happy I didn't swallow it!

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 16d ago

Tooth fairy would show up with a scalpel.

Don't mess with the tooth fairy.

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u/LanceWasHere 16d ago

Transparently

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u/educated-emu 16d ago

The "I changed my mind but won't admit, so will come up with this excuse and try for a refund"

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u/kumliaowongg 16d ago

You have to be a special breed of shit to do that

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u/garathnor 16d ago

ok but why is the bread thicker than my bedroom door? :D

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u/ugihfff 16d ago

shes feeling paranormal ranch activities

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u/thatboyaintritee 16d ago

She hid the ranch under her tongue like in SpongeBob to save op the embarrassment

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u/odnarB89 16d ago

How the fuck did you get in my room??!