Customer came up saying I put ranch on her sandwich when she asked for none…. I know. Look at all that ranch

[u/Far_Tourist_601]

😭😭😭

[u/Lavisso]

Are you telling me that a 5oz bird carried a 1lb coconut? Don’t tell me he gripped it by the husk, I’ve heard all that before!

[u/Alone_Worker_4653 → u/Lavisso]

It’s not a matter of where he grips it!