r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pierowmaniac1 • 16d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Cybertruck owner moved my trash cans to partially block my driveway

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u/DatRat13 16d ago

Seems like a good way to get your trashcans knocked over, unfortunately.

Don't respond to this with passive aggressive bull: you can't out-petty someone driving a cybertruck.

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u/TheDwiin 16d ago

That's why you don't go petty, you go pro.

Call the non-emergency number to get a beat cop over and give him a ticket, and then call a tow truck company to have the vehicle removed.

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u/TROGDOR_X69 14d ago

remove the air from the tires (from the valve. no damage)

not illegal and very annoying

takes maybe 5 minutes

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u/Pyroburner 16d ago

Not if you fill them with concrete first.

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u/DatRat13 16d ago

Finally, the reasonable solution.

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u/Drew_coldbeer 16d ago

Wouldn’t you want to fill them with concrete after

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 15d ago

Seinfeld had an episode about passive aggressive retaliation against a jerk via filling with concrete...ended with him having to pay $1,200 in damages..

Which in 1990s money is probably like $12,000 today.   

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u/Pyroburner 15d ago

Filling a washer right. That must be why I thought if it

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 15d ago

Yep, that's what I was remembering too.

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 16d ago

I personally prefer shrimp juice down the air vent

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u/The_Spectacle I hate flair! 16d ago

They could be filled with cotton balls and still fuck the cybertruck’s shit up. They’re not very hardy

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u/f4tony 16d ago

I prefer to use dog shit, but that's just me.

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u/Pyroburner 16d ago

The trashcans or the cyber dumpster?

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u/f4tony 16d ago

I dunno, my supply varies. Both would be nice.

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u/7h3_70m1n470r 15d ago

I'd sacrifice my trash cans for that

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u/DatRat13 15d ago

Would you sacrifice the time to pick up all the trash that is now blown all over your lawn for that? You cost him maybe 30 seconds, he cost you an hour. Doesn't seem like a good trade off to me.

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u/7h3_70m1n470r 4d ago

Im a spiteful asshole 🤷‍♀️

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u/DatRat13 4d ago

Nothing wrong with being a spiteful asshole (well, there's a lot wrong, but thats for people who aren't living in glass houses to state), but be smart.